💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I could be wrong but I swear I remember Jagoff posting pics of fast food even before he left for that nursing home. It was like on his last few nights in the hospital.
No, you remember correctly. This is also the manbaby who immediately after the stroke that removed his ability to use his arm decided to go out for Arby's like a day later. He also willfully ignored that he was audibly slurring and looked like he was on death's door too. It was some black comedy tier shit.
 
No, you remember correctly. This is also the manbaby who immediately after the stroke that removed his ability to use his arm decided to go out for Arby's like a day later. He also willfully ignored that he was audibly slurring and looked like he was on death's door too. It was some black comedy tier shit.
And let's not forget all the bitch posting while he was in the "rehab facility" about the food. Whined there wasn't enough meat, whined that they gave him a biscuit, or didn't give him a biscuit. And let's not forget about him posting about watching South Park and none of the other people there were as cool as him because they weren't watching the show.
 
And let's not forget all the bitch posting while he was in the "rehab facility" about the food. Whined there wasn't enough meat, whined that they gave him a biscuit, or didn't give him a biscuit. And let's not forget about him posting about watching South Park and none of the other people there were as cool as him because they weren't watching the show.
These days fatty probably hates South Park and calls it "woke" because they're making fun of Trump
 
Dr. Now would screech like a banshee.
Dr. Now has torn into sincere people with real trauma. I'd love to see him engaged with a bloated tick gurgling twatfully about its Great Carnivore Experiment.

Camera angle shifts to building exterior.

A wheelchair stained with the detritus of a thousand beef-farts can be seen hurtling through a window.
 
Such a nice, humble, and intelligent christian

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Add some rotten brisket

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Reminder this cunt only got the meat he whined about getting as a child in youth when he tries to use his mom as a prop BECAUSE OF FUCKING SNAP. No way in fuck would she be able to get all those turkey necks he'd eat without it.

Also a reminder he happily made Jr. eat the free pinko lunches his school got, to the point he waddled in, violated filming laws, and ate there himself to whine about their lack of quality.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JTwgveng52E
On the advice of his homeboy Rakhim, Jack and the gang visits Beggar's Pizza, the Chicago equivalent of Pizza Hut.
That thumbnail. That fucking thumbnail. Why do you make this stupid fucking gormless fucking face, Jack. Do you not realize how juvenile and stupid you look. Do they not have reflective surfaces in the Scalfaggy household? You look like a colossally soyed up faggot. You made this face, took this picture, and said "yep this is the face I want for this magnum opus of a beetza video."

2:43 Gurgles struggles to manipulate a fork to eat his pizza. Tammy holding the phone for her special needs toddler.

2:59 , 3:37 Xenomorphs are less disgusting.

3:07 GURGLES

4:25 what the fuck Jack

Nothingburger of a video. The beetza was hideous. I swear all deep dish is just 10 pounds of bread with stuff on it.

His Convoy of Hope charity seems to have been reset - it now shows $20 raised. What imbecile gave money to this?*

At least he ditched that faggot ass twitter hat (albeit for an arguably equally gay JOTG hat).

Aged for flavor.

Granted the flavor wasn't great to begin with so...
Cause that worked out so great with his war-crime church chili.

*Edit: the charity on his CwJ channel has the original $437. Jackie's out there earning with two hands. (Figuratively)
 
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Dr. Now has torn into sincere people with real trauma. I'd love to see him engaged with a bloated tick gurgling twatfully about its Great Carnivore Experiment.

Camera angle shifts to building exterior.

A wheelchair stained with the detritus of a thousand beef-farts can be seen hurtling through a window.
I don't even think Dr. Now would talk to him once he looked over his chart. He has waaaaayyyy too many co-morbidities. I think that would give even Dr. Now, who is known for operating on questionable people and some died anyway, a bit of pause.
 
Dr. Now, who is known for operating on questionable people and some died anyway, a bit of pause.
Tougher fucks than Jack with even worse health conditions have given Dr. Now a tiny bit of lip and he shot them down hard each time. Even told a dude he smelled like shit. A pussywhipped toddler like Jack would crumble instantly and scootypuff his way out the front entrance in defeat and head to Arby's.

But after 3+ strokes and half his body paralyzed I'm not sure where this puts him on the tier list of worst "contestants" on my 600 lb. life. Dr. N might just tell him to get his affairs in order and hope for the best.

Don't forget to credit cunny gooner 1488 for contributing to your chili recipe, Jack
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which one of you was this
 
My (mildly) brain damaged cousin sent me this video link. He's recently become a huge fan of Jack's cooking content, in case anyone is wondering about the caliber of folks that are watching Jack's cooking videos.

He even acquired bottles of Jack's BBQ "the best sauce you'll ever taste" sauces from a dude selling old stock on Facebook marketplace 🤣
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Undercooked chicken with uneven seasoning, a Scalfani classic

Looks like his 2015 escapades, but it's 2025
 
"Viral Recipe". Nigga this was Viral like 2-3 years ago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ACtx91qvE1s
Great Value everywhere. Pre-made Taco Bell stuff - truly Michelin level

2:28 "Can't forget our cheese!" *smacks the GV brand bag of shreddy cheese like a used car salesman* You can fit so much cellulose in this bad boy!

5:03 "Cheese is to your liking..." that's the whole bag Jack

7:15 bootleg Taco Bell beef kaysadilluh.

I gotta say sooomething positive. Can't be negative all the time. He's at least cooking assembling the ingredients by himself and doing his darndest with one hand. I couldn't fault him for having Tammy do certain things like open jars or operate a can opener. The end product (7:15) might get past some frat bro after a few shots... though the amount of cheese and inclusion of hand-smashed chips might trigger a reaction.

8/10
Have a like Jacko.
 
"Viral Recipe". Nigga this was Viral like 2-3 years ago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ACtx91qvE1s
Not a single vegetable. Why no onion Jack? It would have been so easy to add some baby spinach leaves and maybe some bell pepper if he was worried about tomato making the filling mixture too wet. Corn would probably be nice. Those refried beans should have been mixed through the beef for evenness. I really hate the way he slaps each ingredient as he lists it. Urgh. Now I want some proper food.
 
Not a single vegetable. Why no onion Jack?

Begibibblez arr POIZUN, u guize...*fails to smirk, inexplicably turns away from camera to continue gloating* Rebeburrr? Eye told u ald dis befour *fails to clear throat of a load's worth of mucus* - bud nun of u wantzu agmid thad...*brief flash of panic over having forgotten words*...thad "Jag was write." *fails to shake head dismissively, fails to clear throat, eyes pointed different directions, fails to close mouth*
 
Not a single vegetable. Why no onion Jack? It would have been so easy to add some baby spinach leaves and maybe some bell pepper if he was worried about tomato making the filling mixture too wet. Corn would probably be nice. Those refried beans should have been mixed through the beef for evenness. I really hate the way he slaps each ingredient as he lists it. Urgh. Now I want some proper food.
Because vegetables cause strokes, don'tcha know?

At the end he says the "only" thing he didn't add was lettuce...despite the thumbnail showing lettuce, tomaters, and peppers I think, and overall looking miles better than his end product. False advertising as usual. Diced onions woulda been real nice. He said he's not a big fan of lettuce. Jack..lettuce is a vegetable even a gastropod like you could ingest. Lettuce is basically crunchy water.

fails to clear throat of a load's worth of mucus
That's not mucus.
 
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