random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[neger psykolog]

As the Australians would put it, "that tranny's all busted, mate"

 

[CaddestSlown]

I Need American pussy.

 

[Crex Crex]

At least there's no dolphins tripping on LSD, attempts at teaching marine mammals English, or CIA aliens involved here. Just cetacean cum with no agenda. Just as God intended.

I am aryan as fvck, and the darker the hair, the darker the soul. Which is why I fuck your grandmother

You regularly talk to women about their peeing habits?

Girldick lover, foot fetishist, webcam investor, techbro, and a top sponsor of a pedophile charity.

 

[Tablet County]

He's like the Peter Parker of masturbation.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Drunks are the greatest stain on the system. That's how coke gets in an 8 year olds hair. That's how kids and women get beat. That's how the most stupid continue to kill their brain cells until they plow into a semi truck at full speed. Literally nothing good comes from booze, only pain, rape, and death

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

he was assaulted by her one of two hundred Kirby toys.

 

[Asian tech support]

Axe has a collab with my currently favorite ice cream for some reason, grabbed it off the shelf in a heart beat. To my eternal dissapointment it doesn't smell the slightest like ice cream, just normal body wash.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I used to think Dua Lipa was hot despite being, may God forgive me uttering this word, Kosovo-Albanian. This video- and picture filter shit needs to be outlawed.

the drama and problems caused by sleeping around/being cucked and calling it enlightened are entertaining, but there are a finite number of ways to be/be with the town bicycle and a finite number of emotional responses it will realistically provoke

The games get stupider, the prizes get stupider, but nary will a troon or poon ever cease playing!

"He's the gift that keeps on giving, and I'm serious when I saw that pat-posting could be the first step toward healing the divisions in this country."

Now wait, isn’t it the courts that usually put people in prison? How am I, a lowly stalker child seeking the grand divinity of prison enjoyment supposed to embark on my birthright pilgrimage to prison if the courts are on my team? This is just unfair. Rigged.

you can see how our brain rotted in the span of this thread

Do not mistake my silence for tolerance. Do not mistake me having better shit to do with my life as tolerance.

Unflattering DMV photos are the only universal human constant

I'm sick and tired of no nipples on naked women. Either censor it or draw nipples, no barbie anatomy bullshit.

Considering how viral this went, it'll never not be funny how social media exposes the collective ignorance of an entire host of mouth-breathing retards because they hate [insert person here]. It's a cursory Google away, you useless cunts.

 

[Hitman One]

@grok summarize this article and then rape will stancil

 

[Magnetman]

"Women arguing about piss and calling each other niggers. I love www.kiwifarms.st"

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Is Voldemort the Nick Fuentes of Harry Potter?

 

[The Noise]

If loving big booties is wrong, I don't want to be right

 

[Potato Burrito]

Officer Transphobe McAsshole and his backup are on the scene.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

- Asexual BSDSM
- Isn't that just beating the shit out of someone?

I know they all smell the same but that's the wrong curry lol.

there are a serious amount of autistic retards in this thread right now. Like, more than normal for KF

Every illness is silent and quick when you have incompetent retards taking care of animals.

I spent about $50 just on Coke (2 liters a day, sometimes another liter at night).

 

[Aunt Carol]

Omfg, I'd prefer the Muppetsonas

Your tattoo looks like a butthole with roadside weeds growing out of it.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

If something happens and Ellen does end up getting sentenced to prison, the idea of a professional attorney saying our usernames alone is enough to launch my sides into the stratosphere.

 

[often puzzled]

Is the person described in this passage the same person as the fat blob with bite marks on his ass pictured subsequently in the post? Apologies if you explained this, I just can't bring myself to reread your post.

AI got zoom bombed in an AA meting I’m on in the background while reading all of her sex stuff and there were all these dildos and things on the screen on zoom at the same time I’m looking At Kelly’s fake dick in her blue shorts and then bells and whistles go off and a collage screen of dildos and sex machines on the zoom screen, it was quite a brain fuck as two worlds instantly crossed over.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Sam Walton was Gods holiest Arkansas warrior.

 

[Spectate]

Look man, as someone who's ERPd before it's not that bad okay. You just haven't experienced it yet. I've been playing VRchat for 4 years now and TBH maybe 1/7th of my playtime has been ERPing. This is a valid take but some people just aren't ready for this truth.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

She's retarded, and more importantly, she's a woman.