random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mound Dweller]

Meth? I'm good
I prefer amphetamines

 

[Meat Target]

Unless these stores are location at the top of hills I'm pretty sure these obese tards aren't getting far running with a shopping cart.

Bro, some of us lost our hands in tragic masturbation accidents.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Early Exposure Guidelines Cut Down Peanut Allergy Cases"

if we expose children to Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons when they’re infants can we cut down autism cases?

I don't think you understand what an allergy is.

Okay everyone has my permission to shit on it now.

Damn, that's some classic damaged goods. Makes you wonder how different her life would have been if her evil mother hadn't whored her out to her stepfather... At least her kids seem like they turned out somewhat better, so that's something.

Female ducks evolved to have many false vaginas to prevent rape.

So you're saying jeet women will eventually evolve false vaginas?

I really hate this fat retarded prick

I hear talking about the pros and cons of Soviet era anti-aircraft systems is a great conversation starter.

"Is this the ER?...Yeah, it's me again. Yeeeah we're cooking chicken again."

Do you hear it? Do you hear the cries of a million gamba addicts who lost it all?

Excellent thumbnail. The lazy eye, the creepy shadows, it would be 10/10 but it needs a trans flag in the background.

 

[cigint]

There is no such thing as "African type behavior". Africans act as normal as anyone.

White women like you who think all black men are rapists probably deserve TO GET RAPED by a black dude, lol. Gangbang style, lol.

 

[DumbDude43]

There's something terrible and maladaptive that happens to the masculine will of anyone who's name starts with the voiceless velar plosive.

 

[PhoBingas]

(Redistributive Economics To Assist Removing Doodoo or RETARD) and tie their shoes (Federal Assistance Regulating the Tying of Shoe Laces, Undertaken Together or FART SLUT)

 

[Meat Target]

There goes all our butthole photos. Again.

 

[Aunt Carol]

SILENCE

TODAY IS THE FEASTDAY OF ST. MARY MAGDALENE

Are any of the people in this write up actually women?

I am slightly more inclined to believe that they are cats rather than women.

For the record, though, I still think all of this shit is just a convoluted, thinly veiled way of admitting to the world at large that they want to fuck dogs.

Maybe I stop using thumbnails to make the mods feel valuable and useful

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Cocoa Crunchies have the vitamins.

 

[crowabunga]

Picture this: you work for a masturbation factory in hell.

 

[Potato Burrito]

It's not a crime to be stupid and smelly.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

But having a schtizo tranny hoarder friend brainwash into being his slave femboy and make you a political radical is pretty out there.

If Charlie Kirk was gay, would his murder be considered twink-on-twink violence?

 

[often puzzled]

On a scale of Rachel talking about feederism to Emily watching Colleen struggle to breathe, how wet are you?

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

The nazis did all their experiments on the retarded for a reason

How much public masturbation did you see?

 

[Gog & Magog]

After he had created people, Zeus immediately implanted in them all the possible human character traits, but he forgot about Shame. Since he didn't know how to get Shame inside the human body, he ordered her to go in from behind. At first Shame protested, considering Zeus's request to be beneath her dignity. When Zeus kept insisting, she said, 'All right, I will go in there, on the condition that if anything comes in there after me, I will leave immediately.' As a result, people who engage in sodomy have no sense of shame.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Cocoa Crunchies have the vitamins.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

gathering the rape stones to become like rape thanos

co ed volleyball is for metrosexual swingers. you're in!

im vibin
makin tater tots

 

[Hooked on phobics]

dung is not poop

 

[HildegardOrgonAkkumulator]

DAMMIT! NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW I'M A GAY PENIS! THAT WAS FARMS EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION!

 

[Day of the Cope]

I'm so glad that I have the strain of autism that led me to kiwifarms instead of the type that turns you into a nonce.