I was IRL tard wrangler AMA - I'm amazed I'm not an alcoholic

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NIGGO KILLA said:
did any of the reetards like to watch anime?


also that bitch that was wailing at you, was she a fat hambone or a skinny bitch? fugly?
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She was actually in good shape and quite attractive. She just turned out to be a sociopath.
None of my clients did, but one who was high functioning played D&D with his brother and his friends. His brother was good people, he took it personally if someone messed with him.
Karl_der_Grosse said:
What were the staff demographics? Race, sex, nationality, age, etc. And who were the people at levels where they didn't have to do the direct work?
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Most were black and female. We had white women, I was the only white guy at the company I worked at last. Most of our management was promoted from the field. Ages were all over the place. Lots of Nigerian immigrants for some reason. And no, none of them knew a prince back home. I suspect they were actually androids, because they never got tired or complained.
Burgers in the ass said:
Did you have any clients that gave off a creepy vibe?
Who was the worst client you had to deal with?
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I had a client who was a registered sex offender. I was authorized to use force to keep him away from children. But he wasn't the worst. The worst was the 400 lbs lardass with anger management issues. He attacked me more than once. He would piss himself if he got mad, because we had to clean it up. His house REEKED of stale urine. Oh god.
Y2K Baby said:
I wish they weren't so underfunded. *sigh*
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Blame the state, they'd rather lock up people for having a bag of weed than fund social services.
 
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Calooby said:
Did you ever have hot greasy tard sex with a client?
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It's illegal for a normal IQ person to have sex with an intellectually disabled person, it's legally equivalent to statutory rape. Since I consider rape of any kind to be abhorrent, no I didn't. They can have sex with other because there's not a power imbalance. I had to sit in the den with my client's boyfriend's staff and listen to the sounds of two fat people with the minds of children have sweaty, noisy sex in the next room. And guess who had to clean up afterwards? I always made sure we had extra gloves. Fun fact, they were into scat play, and we couldn't do anything about it. They have the same right to have sex as normal people do. There was a bar less than a mile from the client's house. The staff spent a lot of time there after work.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I was once a direct support professional, which is a hilariously overstated title for keeping exceptional individuals from drinking bleach. There was nothing professional about it. Traning consisted of watching long hours of countless videos. No one knew what they were doing, and ask two people a question about procedure, and you'll get five different answers. The pay is shit (scarcely above minimum wage), and with that comes the kind of people who'll work for peanuts. I dunno how it is in other states, but where I was, we worked for private companies under contract to the state welfare agency. We were expected to be on call 24/7 (lol right). Funding was a shoestring, so our vehicles were in horrible shape, but since many of our clients were in wheelchairs, we had to use vans with lifts. Most of the people I worked with had records, which was allowed, as long as it wasn't for a violent offense or a financial crime. I reported our agency for falsifying records to show we were providing services we weren't, and while it was supposed to be anonymous, mysteriously, I was soft-fired shortly thereafter (they cut my hours in half and wrote me up for things that happened on someone else's shift). I have all sorts of horrible and hilarious stories. Fire away.
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Oh hey fellow tard wrangler (I'm of the overpaid variety), what kind of facility or department you work at? I used to work in an Adult Outpatient facility a couple months back. What kind of career path you looking to pursue?
 
DrJonesHat said:
It's illegal for a normal IQ person to have sex with an intellectually disabled person, it's legally equivalent to statutory rape. Since I consider rape of any kind to be abhorrent, no I didn't. They can have sex with other because there's not a power imbalance. I had to sit in the den with my client's boyfriend's staff and listen to the sounds of two fat people with the minds of children have sweaty, noisy sex in the next room. And guess who had to clean up afterwards? I always made sure we had extra gloves. Fun fact, they were into scat play, and we couldn't do anything about it. They have the same right to have sex as normal people do. There was a bar less than a mile from the client's house. The staff spent a lot of time there after work.
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I know this sounds horrible I'm genuinely glad like 75% of the tard population can't reproduce
 
Save the Loli said:
How much public masturbation did you see? How frequently do tards shit themselves?
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Not the OP but a current wrangler, 10 years in the field. So my first week in, I have to get a guy for dinner. I knock on his door...no response. I try again. ..no response.

So I open the door, find him bible in one hand, himself in toothpaste covered other hand.

I say dinner is ready, shut the door and regret my career decisions. Wasn't quite public, but still.

As for shitting themselves? Depends on level of functioning and diagnosis. And just how spiteful they're feeling.
 
NIGGO KILLA said:
did ever think you would just snap and kill one of your clients?

also did the staff ever alog/ween the clients?
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No. I wasn't going to jail for attempted murder. We had one person who would scream at the client for not doing things she wasn't capable of doing. Like, I don't think the staff understood that the client was intellectually disabled. She kept trying to force her to get her GED. I had to have her fired.
Pikimon said:
Oh hey fellow tard wrangler (I'm of the overpaid variety), what kind of facility or department you work at? I used to work in an Adult Outpatient facility a couple months back. What kind of career path you looking to pursue?
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I worked in client's homes, or group homes.

Uncanny Valley said:
I know this sounds horrible I'm genuinely glad like 75% of the tard population can't reproduce
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I am too. Up until the 80s, our state did involuntary sterilization.
AnOminous said:
So did you ever experience one of the berserk tard rage incidents people constantly make up and post on 4chan?
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millais said:
Did you have to wear bite-proof gloves?
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We should have, but they weren't available. I wore work gloves to get rid of a scorpion once (we were behind a wooded area)
Uncanny Valley said:
I've actually seen some irl (though they're more autist than tard)
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I saw many. One guy tried to jump out of a moving van because I wouldn't take him to Long John Silver's.
AnOminous said:
Autists are much more guilty of tard rage incidents than tards, who in my experience are pretty docile.
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Most are. The most epic shit-fits were by other staff.
Billy_Sama said:
Even though it was a shit job, did you have any good moments?
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Free food. Lots of it.
LikeicareKF said:
Tha nazis did all their experiments on the reatarded for a reason
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I swear the company was running tests on us to see how much shit we'd tolerate before carrying out a mass shooting.
Save the Loli said:
How much public masturbation did you see? How frequently do tards shit themselves?
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None. I watched them like a hawk, so they didn't do that. And they shit themselves all the time. Some do anyway. One woman was a neat freak, and her idea of fun was to clean her house. We got her a job doing house cleaning.
TremendousBoredom said:
Not the OP but a current wrangler, 10 years in the field. So my first week in, I have to get a guy for dinner. I knock on his door...no response. I try again. ..no response.

So I open the door, find him bible in one hand, himself in toothpaste covered other hand.

I say dinner is ready, shut the door and regret my career decisions. Wasn't quite public, but still.

As for shitting themselves? Depends on level of functioning and diagnosis. And just how spiteful they're feeling.
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I had one guy, who if someone asked him for money, he'd start reciting the 23rd Psalm (I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...). It got rid of most people. One of his previous staff taught him that.
 
I came close to working in this field but the employers seemed sketchy. During the interview, they told us we would be working in group homes where some had been convicted of violent crimes or sex offenses. They stressed we would be trained how to restrain patients among other caregiving duties. But they also were pushing us to start right away because they were going to fire a bunch of people. Turns out these were the same people they expected to train us.

The pay was minimum wage, they misrepresented the job before the interview, and just the general demeanor of the office people was off-putting. Thankfully I had a job offer from a temp agency before agreeing to anything.

You have more compassion and patience than I would in your situation. Too bad those qualities aren't valued more than a measly 7.50/hour by these employers.
 
Restraints are "fun". Psychological time kicks in so a minute feels like fifteen, retard strength is real, and the systems you get taught? Lovely in theory.... not so great in practice.

Then you get the ones who will shit themselves mid hold. I've dealt with two, one who was 12 and was upset he couldn't have McDonalds so he tried to climb inside a turned on oven, and one who was in his 30s and got upset he couldn't keep humping the floor in a disgusting AutoZone bathroom.
 
TremendousBoredom said:
Restraints are "fun". Psychological time kicks in so a minute feels like fifteen, exceptional individual strength is real, and the systems you get taught? Lovely in theory.... not so great in practice.

Then you get the ones who will shit themselves mid hold. I've dealt with two, one who was 12 and was upset he couldn't have McDonalds so he tried to climb inside a turned on oven, and one who was in his 30s and got upset he couldn't keep humping the floor in a disgusting AutoZone bathroom.
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Yeah, the system we were taught was useless. I just used verbal deescalation, because the paperwork associated with using physical restraints was awful. The only time I ever got physical was with the staff member who went batshit on a client.
 
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