random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

Bro if I took my private jet down to bumfuck nowhere and some nigger got shot, you bet your ass I'm getting right back on that private jet and hightailing outta there. What do you want me to do, take a bus? SOMEONE GOT SHOT

 

[CaddestSlown]

It's interesting how you're a faggot and require adult diapers 24/7 due to anal leakage caused by excessive ass fucking.

 

[Spectate]

I mean, you have a profile pic of Derek Chauvin anally raping George Floyd.

I politically and morally endorse what my profile picture represents.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

wtf is a groyper?

 

[Gentlebastard]

THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY AGAINST YOU. YOU'RE JUST FUCKING ANNOYING.

How can you ruin this fat gobshite's life? He's already a jobless layabout who spends all day threatening his toilet with prison and sperging out on Twitter. There's fuck all left to ruin.

Don't make him too desperate or he'll send out Jen with a knife to steal some more skin from poor villagers in Nepal.

She was such a great example of why gates need keeping and how slippery the slope is.

Jim's got Pinocchio nipples. Every time he goes against his Scalfani nature, like showing humility or eating a vegetable, the nips get just a tiny bit bigger.

This fat fuck couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat, which is quite an accomplishment considering how fucking fat he is.

 

[Clotso Coof]

She must have been shitting spaghetti noodles out of her ass like some fucked up play do factory.

 

[Cnidarian]

"I'll see you in valhalla" SIR YOU ARE INDIAN

 

[CaddestSlown]

OKAY

WHAT IS HE.

TRANNY LOVER OR JUST ANOTHER COMMIE.

 

[NoReturn]

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Ian: First things first, to the death.

Obese Canadian : No. To the gay.

Ian: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

Obese Canadian: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you shit pants wendigo.

Ian: That may be the first time in my life a man so obese has dared insult me.

Obese Canadian: To the gay means the first thing you will lose will be your friends, in real life and online. Then your hairline at the roots. Next your dignity.

Ian: And then my wife, I suppose. I made too long of a segment on you the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Obese Canadian: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your boxing event followed by your bowels.

Ian: And then my Youtube channel, I understand let's get on with it.

Obese Canadian: WRONG. Your youtube channel you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every zoomer at witnessing your smelliness will be yours to cherish. Every Gen Alpha that weeps at your uploads, every person online who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your comment section. That is what to the gay means. It means I follow your anguish, document your freakish misery, forever.

 

[Moths]

Foul language is used by people who simply don’t have the brain power to converse in an intelligent manner.

 

[R8TheIr8andOverw8]

"Has a Discord account" is the new "the suspect was known to law enforcement."

 

[Seafarer]

My Mom just asked me what a "groyper" is. This timeline, I swear to god.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

And of course there were Saddam, Gaddafi, the Iranian leadership, the Hamas leadership, etc. who were decent people but America's enemies.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I've straight up asked family and friends if they think I should be shot in the neck because I have similar views to Charlie. No response.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

sometimes you gotta piss with the cock you got

 

[quaawaa]

A Tahoe is designed to kill a human in a Ford Fiesta

 

[Sneedmiser]

"Capital o, lowercase w, capital o"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

He derailed the Kirk thread with sperging over whether or not the Jews invented tomatos (he's a self-admited Jew) then started throwing around violent threats against users, and then started bragging about his experience with pedophilia.

 

[Harvey Danger]

People always ask if you'd go back in time and kill Hitler, but few brave souls ask if you'd go back in time to fuck Hitler.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Many other Chinese men had their penises cut off and destroyed by women, mostly by toilet

Recovering the foreskin would cost money.