💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Kela de Thaym said:
Anyone legitimately surprised and angry about Fatrick’s reaction to Charlie Kirk’s assassination clearly hasn’t been following him long enough. Grave dancing is one of the pig’s pastimes.

If there are indeed far-right, Libsoftiktok types out there doing full blown life ruination on people celebrating Charlie’s death, Pat is soon going to find that he’ll be wishing for the Pests’ antics in comparison to what will surely await him.

… Or, nothing happens because ruining Fatrick’s life is like trying to get blood from a stone.
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How can you ruin this fat gobshite's life? He's already a jobless layabout who spends all day threatening his toilet with prison and sperging out on Twitter. There's fuck all left to ruin. Nothing the pests could possibly do to Pat would make his life any more sad and contemptible than it already is.
 
Ted's Cabin said:
Let's celebrate the life and death of Patrick Tomslinson: Who was your first pat?
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It was one of the first contact form bits, where instead of calmly defusing the situation by being an understanding and reasonable person, he called the victims of the bit idiots and morons who'd been duped by his criminal stalkers. The arrogance and total lack of self-awareness was fascinating. I was a Patposter from that day forward. Years later and he's still blowing up the same situations in the same way. He never learns!

Season 7 was probably the most boring season yet of the Pat show (the second, blacker Jackie arc started strong but ended with a whimper). Season 8 should conclude the lawsuit against the city, though, so there's potential there. As Rick himself said...

 
Judge Holden said:
Happy Norm/11 niggers.
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Let us hope this day brings us closer to seeing fatrick anally raped by a well hung and unreasonably ethnic home invader
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i am so sad the American gorvment still did not arrest Patrick Sean Tomlinson for his role in the 9/11 attacks

and to think he did that just because Bush consiscaded all negro chidlren from his basement

SAD!
 
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Are those food images all from Patrick or something? I can only assume that the dishes in the menu are allusions to particular meals cooked by Patrick. Maybe someone more Patrick-literate can enlighten me. Enjoy prison.

EDIT: I recognize the beef Wellington. Enjoy prison.
 
It appears Leslie is celebrating 9/11 and promptly got into a drunk slapfight.

(Not a single archive website is working for me so help is appreciated)

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She is asked about the TRO against TittyRicky but dodges the question.

Did she forget to switch to her alt here?
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Oh, yeah she's sloshed. She's currently taking questions:
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Just popping in to raise a toast and wish all my fellow patposters a very merry Norm/11. May there be many more.

Also, Patrick is morbidly obese to the point of absurdity.
 
 
I'd just like to pop in and say that Norm McDonald is funny, was always funny, he is dearly missed, and that Fatrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
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