So I guess they decided to pre-game it a week early by hitting up "chicago" restaurants around Nashville first? If Fatty were even the slightest bit competent he could do a comparison of the supposed "authentic" places in Chicago compared to their counterparts in Nashville... but he's not capable of that.
Honestly this might actually be the series starting early. It's not like 'wars' mean anything, and I'd not be shocked if Jack just forgot or threw a fit and wanted pizza early. I'd just as readily accept that this pizza wars is just going to be in TN as I would in Chicago.
That's the answer: Jim's got Pinocchio nipples. Every time he goes against his Scalfani nature, like showing humility or eating a vegetable, the nips get just a tiny bit bigger.
He’s the type of guy that will shit on a state he has never even been to simply because it’s the one that he didn’t choose to live in.
Why does Jack insist on making beetzah's with disgusting ingredients? He put 6 eggs on that pizza. I see online that apparently a Pizza a La Bismarck in Italy features one sunny side up egg in the center, but if he wanted to make his recipes appeal to the general public, then he wouldn't make abominations of classics & favorites.
Italians everywhere are screaming for his blood.
Jack fought bravely for our country during Desert Storm in pizzerias across the West coast. And need it be stated that he's fighting multiple wars at any given time? Pizza wars, burger wars, fried chickenshit wars, four+ tours avoiding physical therapy...
What the fuck is that dough?
I always get a kick out of someone quoting a media report about whatever and saying "Why isn't anyone reporting this!" They are man, you just read the report about it
If Jack didn't half-ass this like he always does, then he might've been able to make something passable if he ditched the cilantro and replaced the marinara sauce with something like country gravy or Hollandaise sauce.
I guess so on him just spamming Pizzas. Maybe he finally and belatedly found Cookshow with Trevor and seeks to copy that and ooze into his algorithms for attention.
If he was better with words, had functional tastebuds, more likeable and didn't eat himself into numerous strokes he could have even made it his niche to provide comprehensive reviews of the eating establishments of his area of flyover country. I don't think there's anybody on earth who could provide much of worth with regards to Chicago pizzerias that hasn't already been said quite well by someone else but who do you go to if you want to find the best Korean BBQ in Tennessee? Well obviously not the jack we have, but the hypothetical Jack I'm describing could have done it.
We haven't gotten a weight update the truck scale keeps reading "To be continued"
I've already mostly memoryholed the video because it was just so boring but if The Sopranos has taught me anything is that some American eetalians call marinara gravy (and spaghetti noodles macaroni).
Looks like he's mass-deleting comments. Or Jr. is and Jack is paying him to, most likely.
That right there would work as a "breakfast" pizza. Make it a deep dish style with loads of tomato, peppers, onions and spices then cook a raw egg in it.
A friend of mine talked about and mentioned a family recipe they have that's basically this. I think it might be the only way to make egg work out for this. They often fill it with items they like to round it out and use the dough as a pie shell almost.
Wow, I walked right into this one. I snorted into my morning coffee... Bravo.
Agreed. IMO Jack reeks of emotional dysregulation: a classic trait of narcissism.
And I'm pretty sure all those photos are currently viewable on their Facebooks, too. After all that "look at me, I'm such a grateful person and good husband, watch me randomly almost cry" posturing, he couldn't even be arsed to find a good* picture of Tammy that he really likes (or is unique or new in some way) to show his viewers.