The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Human Waiter]

A tranny shot up a catholic school, so it made me think of Jen. I checked his bluesky to see if he posted anything about it.


Other crap he's tweeted since my last post
Threats to JK Rowling


He's forty-two, maybe he will get his shitty game finished before dying of old age.


Jen remarks the time he saw a dead horse, not that it was the worst thing he's seen on that road, such as a mountain of dead alpacas


It seems being a unemployed mooch runs in the family https://www.gofundme.com/f/avnwdh-support-needed-for-unexpected-medical-expenses


Also so many tweets about working on his fucking game, dozens of them.

 

[kazuhiro]

It seems being a unemployed mooch runs in the family https://www.gofundme.com/f/avnwdh-support-needed-for-unexpected-medical-expenses

This is the "sister" on Bluesky. Totally uninteresting.

Reposting his GFM.

An earlier beg.

Interacting with Kevin and Michael.

 

[stupid frog]

so is it a dude?

 

[Nothing To See Here]

so is it a dude?

On the basis one of those tweets says "help your local transfem" when talking about "Jessie", yes.

My god. How bad do you have to fuck up to have two troons as offspring?! Once is coincidence or maybe bad karma. Twice, and the universe is sending you a message about your parenting.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

13 pages in a year. Grim.

What was your favorite Tranch appliance/mechanical fuck up?

Mine is either the new stove being ruined within 2 weeks or Penis posting the horrible contractor work did where you can see him ruin that woman's house in real time.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I liked the nigger-rigged electrical grid, or them bodging together a way to connect walmart propane tanks to their propane hook up after the tank was repoed. Both were serious potential fire hazards.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Both were serious potential fire hazards.

We were so close to Tranny Waco, guys

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

13 pages in a year. Grim.

What was your favorite Tranch appliance/mechanical fuck up?

Mine is either the new stove being ruined within 2 weeks or Penis posting the horrible contractor work did where you can see him ruin that woman's house in real time.

Mine was the field troon cold shower, that plywood abomination begging for an early winter to frostbite them all.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Let’s be real here. All of this pales in comparison to kindness coming in and setting them all at each other’s throats at the first whiff of real pussy.

That and their weeks of “uwu TWANS RIGHTS” flirting on twitterwith the violent, incarcerated sex criminal with a smuggled celphone… and then finding out that he’d kept some twink hopped up on heroin while pimping his ass to randos.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

13 pages in a year. Grim.

What was your favorite Tranch appliance/mechanical fuck up?

Mine is either the new stove being ruined within 2 weeks or Penis posting the horrible contractor work did where you can see him ruin that woman's house in real time.

Both of those were excellent but for me it was them talking about building a staircase, fucking it up, buying a prebuilt metal industrial staircase for a warehouse/factory, and then installing that wrong too.

 

[Human Waiter]

It's got to be the terrible fence that Penny was so proud of.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

All of this pales in comparison to kindness coming in and setting them all at each other’s throats at the first whiff of real pussy.

Kindness' arrival spelled the end for the tranch.

 

[Ghostse]

Kindness' arrival spelled the end for the tranch.

The boys club falls apart the minute there's some obtainable pussy. Many such cases. SAD!

 

[Aunt Carol]

obtainable pussy

...not like that, Kevin.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

...not like that, Kevin.

Don't make him too desperate or he'll send out Jen with a knife to steal some more skin from poor villagers in Nepal.

 

[PigFarm]

I miss kindness. Shes still out there sitting up the internet somewhere...

 

[Ghostse]

I miss kindness. Shes still out there sitting up the internet somewhere...

She was such a great example of why gates need keeping and how slippery the slope is.

"Gay just want to get married" -> "I just want to be comfortable in my own body" -> "I am a robot alien baby who can only speak through a telepathic bird. Alien robot babies are blind and so am I so I can't leave. Let me just rain dolla-dollla bills on your dinner."

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Kindness was great because even the leader of the mentally unwell "IT'S MAAM" militia with guns correctly surmised that if they let unstable freeloaders hang around it would be a burden on the productive members of the tranch and drag the whole enterprise under.

Penny was at his most straight white male landlord when he evicted her ass the second she acted up. I wonder if there are any larger lessons about life in general we can draw from this experience.

 

[kazuhiro]

Checking in on Jen...

Spoiler: Much more

This is only a selection from the last few days.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

C'mon Loathesome Dung Eater, just a bit further, please fed post again. You're so close.
It's amazing how he is like that meme of the Little Golden Book "Everyone Who Disagrees With Me Is Hitler" personified. Disagree, you're a Nazi or a pedophile, or both. Get some new material there, dude.