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[CaddestSlown]

Okay this is the second time so I will explain

A person is hanged when you execute them. A person is hung when they have a big penis. Stop thirsting for nigger dong.

The amount of mental illness in this thread is quite frankly astounding. Although not shocking.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Only the blackest, tranny-fucking, vantablack gorilla retard niggers hide their profiles, this is a simple fact

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How would you like it if I showed your mom's most embarrassing moments at her funeral? I'd start with your birth.

 

[AnOminous]

I personally have never assassinated anyone

Welcome to Kiwi Farms, where saying something like this actually makes sense.

I, too, personally have never assassinated anyone.

 

[Cnidarian]

Originally posted by @Rome's rightful successor here.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Jew to Jew you're retarded and you're sinning. Stop it, get some help.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Not that I would ever let a child around a diaper fetishist

Help, I vaped and now my testicles hurt. I think I am dying from гамбургер

Why does God grant his biggest chad jaws to the biggest losers?

I hope he fucks you brownoids into dust and nuts on the ashes.

Think of how much people hate JK Rowling for not liking men in womens spaces, how about if she was into the sexual torture of baby monkeys?

I told my mom about it because it seemed like major news and she likes looking at gore videos I show her

He asked for necromancy, not negromancy.

Imagine having no foreskin

 

[The Noise]

The site is at critical Jew mass now.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Which huge fucking pussy loser made this site? Jesus he probably gargles his own dad's nuts

Everything is so fucking retarded right now and I hate it. Someone put me in the oven cause I'm over it.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Seeing Sam Hyde call Kamala Harris a nigger I thought would make me laugh. But to my surprise I was too disturbed to laugh.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

MAID simply isn't fast enough to get us to the point of trusting the last Canadian to MAID himself.

Congratulations on confirming you aren't just pretending to be retarded.

I mean, he's got good gooning standards at least. If you're going to goon, Misa Misa is top tier waifu material.

basically it'd mean that black kids would have to be tested at a young age to see if they need anti-nigger-training or not

It serves as a good reminder that anyone you interact with here could be a retarded degenerate and that the ones that are really, really, should hide their power level.

Ban all cartoons. Let Bugs Bunny in drag never seduce Yosemite Sam again.

wikipedia should really scrub all these things that make the nazis seem cool if they don't want more nazis

I'm starting to wonder if women having political freedom is truly a good thing.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ian's nuclear levels of retardation made PPP get a bigger triangle to call him a retard with.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Welcome to the Hurtbox
We got Cope and Sneed
If we call you a niggerfaggot
Don't take it personally

Edit: d’oh, google says fraggles ARE muppets.

Well, we know where that emergency taco money went.

inshallah I will perish sucking my own cock like a true American

Is everyone an NPC on this damn "planet"??

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

Cool you have pedo bear profile picture! I wish I have grown up on Internet culture earlier because I missed on quite a lot for being ESL. Any advice for me on how to continue learning about Internet culture?

 

[Da Capo]

I am autistic to the point where I can't drive

I know I am not human and I will correct that as soon as I get away from the idiots who are forcing me to stay alive and hold the human race back from greatness.

I had a dream that i raped a girl once and i stopped mid way through cause it felt kinda bad and she kept fighting and tussling around and it made my hard on go down. I woke up and said man thats like way too much work.

 

[stupid frog]

They have burned down peoples business and the right stood there and did nothing. The rioted for an entire summer and the right did nothing. They occupied and destroyed several city blocks and the right did nothing. They tried burning down several court houses and the right did nothing. They rioted it LA to protect illegals and right did nothing. They tried to kill a presidential nominee and the right did nothing x2. They mocked a fireman who died at a Trump rally and the right did nothing. They killed people they disagreed with and the right did nothing. They started a tranny cult and killed law enforcement officers and the right did nothing. And now they killed and celebrated the death of a man with the most boomer conservative opinions possible and are somehow able to still bring up January 6 like it is comparable somehow. They literally kill people and celebrate the deaths of people while claiming to be scared for their lives.

 

[Crex Crex]

white girls fuck dogs and most niggers in America are faggots. Where the news?

I'm not exaggerating when I say I wouldn't mind if you were raped to death.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I wasn't really that into it either. I do think it would be fun to buy some and play with friends though. (Bey blades, not the anal beads)

 

[Tablet County]

It's gotta be a strange experience going from a committee of soyboys competing with each other to be the most careful with their words to seeing a fat man in a top hat screaming "HE'S CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Once the gloating dies down, they'll realize the dildo of consequences is coming. And it never comes with lube.

Next time you have a bad feeling about something, have you considered that I have the runs this morning? Make sure that your value judgement are made through the lens that I am regretting the Publix sushi I ate last night.

 

[DumbDude43]

I get second hand SSRI poisoning from the vibration of your Lexapro soaked vocal chords.