random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pedophobe]

If one word could be used to describe the fanbase, it would be greasy.

Poorly drawn inflation porn. Always.

How likely is it that an autistic bipolar transexual narcissist who is into BDSM and has a plethora of other diseases even exists?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Jerry, you don’t have tits nor are you petite. You’re a fat, 30 year old man.

Imagine bragging about paying three hundred dollars for generic furry art. What a retard.

 

[Tablet County]

I think his sunglasses are awesome and he holds his son X Æ A-Xii normally and isn’t not trying to cover sniper line of fire.

 

[Aunt Carol]

“Your areolas are too big! GTFO of my office!”

Your empathy should not depend on whether or not you want to have sex with someone, retard.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Everyone is retarded, end of story.

 

[stupid frog]

> he doesn't need to be packing 3 inches or anything

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I can live without loli porn existing

I cannot live without simpsons porn existing

Please excuse the autism of the average Kiwi Farms user.

Nine years and we're still giving that poor guy shit.

You're goddamn right we are.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

The internet is great because you can see a guy with a Joseph Goebbels avatar named "Futaconnoissuer" defend owning a sex doll

 

[Solomon Bundy]

How the fuck do you get hard on DuckTales?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ralph Risks HIV to Complete Phase 1 of His Murder-Suicide Plot

 

[Tablet County]

I appreciate you being candid regarding your sexual fixation on children unprompted. Please tell us more and share your full name and address for a free gift basket.

we all know he's a thumb wielding booty pirate

 

[CaddestSlown]

*sniffs from fart tube*

 

[Gentlebastard]

She looks like current day John Oliver cosplaying as ten years ago John Oliver.

Now now. You're telling me, that a woman who chose to put the term 'Vore' in her stage name is mentally unstable? Perish the thought sir.

Fuck you. Bernardo isn't a consoomer. He's a man with a passion. A love that far surpasses anything any of us could ever experience. He's the only one truly living, and people like you mock him out of jealous and spite.

You, sir, are the Goofy Goober. Not he.

I don't get tattoos but a tattoo of tits seems especially retarded.

Top o' the morning to all niggas and niggletes in the audience today.

I’m amazed by how this carbuncle finds so many new ways to be stupid and disgusting. It’s really quite remarkable how awful he is.

Bzzzzt, wrong. Your mornings are dark because you wake up at 3am to satisfy your Twitter addiction.

He owns so many sex dolls he has to get rid of some old ones to make way for the new ones he's buying. This guy is no mere dabbler.

 

[karz]

"Islamic content" is not a strong enough sticker for that screenshot.

 

[CaddestSlown]

What do sick days and work conditions have to do with putting things in your ass?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

you will be arrested by your local police and sent to America to get put in an American prison, where, according to Americans on the internet whenever prison is mentioned, you will apparently spend 90% of your time bottoming in interracial gay orgies.

 

[karz]

They may have started the Jeet slurs, but we perfected them. Take that, Chinkazoids

He was surprised you needed to stand up to use the bathroom. He sure didn't, what a life hack.

Scots are spiritual Indians. Had a phantom shitter once in a college dorm and it was a Scotsman.

Unfair comparison; the phantom shitter still relegates his activity exclusively to the toilet.

Nope, had a Scot do it in the fucking communal shower.

"Poopanormal Asstivity"

What do you all think of Vice President Vance's kids?

flush the jeetlets

We really do need an Hindi Content sticker

He definitely didn’t get enough wedgies.

Lmao just make good cars nigga

 

[3MMA]

patience is a Ralphavirtue

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Anyway, here's my story of being molested as a child.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I can enjoy Christian paintings without looking at baby dicks, you retard