random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Punished Mitch]

Nowadays, kids sneak a game around their parents and they become brain dead “BBC slave” trannies with a busted open asshole and hundreds of dollars in robux debt to “daddy_dom_xxx” which can only be paid off in gaped asshole pics.

 

[2020chan]

They smashed the box in which he hired box to smash.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

One day a band of adventurers will have to swordfight their way through the tranny dwarven labyrinth to fight the evil ghost of this man in order to uncurse the town.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Biden put the economy into booming recovery post-COVID

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Democracy's strongest crackheads.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I'm also a Norwood Detective.

“If I want to rape you, I will - penis or no penis!”

 

[George Lucas]

>"You seethe over cheese, that's more embarrassing."

Sorry I just thought it was funny.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You wanted to quit, so put away the turd already.

Look at his beady little eyes and flappy head full of lies.

 

[Gravemind]

Actually... Anal prints are a thing supposedly unique like fingerprints. Everything about it comes up toilets though.

well i guess it my time to burn my anal so that they cant find my prints.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"I like keep rats in my pantry because it means no one else will steal my grain".
Nigger, you have rats in your food.

Do they even make midget porn anymore?

The AI that turns against humanity isn’t going to be the AI that controls all the weapons systems, it’s going to be the AI that some sick bastards will inevitably put in sexbots.

Well well well if it isn't the classic wood cock bottle opener.

I still think it looks like some kind of weird nacho cheese volcano burn victim that is going to need skin grafts.

I imagine fucking a pig to death is thirsty work, is the "Death Orgy Waterboy" slot open?

Its a bit like a manning the control room of a nuclear reactor, in which a trained team is needed to ensure the graphite control rods are being inserted into the reactor in a precise manner so that everything runs smoothly and there is no risky buildup

Only instead of control rods its uh...dicks.

And instead of a nuclear reactor its a screaming and sobbing fat faggot (with bitch tits) chained to the floor of a truck stop bathroom. Either way the general principals remain the same and expert care needs to be taken to prevent a repeat of the Hormel Factory incident of 56.

The one time he's not performing feats of mental gymnastics so stunning even the Russian judges would need to give him a 10 and the truth turns out to be so much more horrifying.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

interesting food for thought futaconnoisseur.

 

[Meat Target]

I personally cant wait to get dementia, ill be naked in a school zone waving a handgun around going "AAAAAAAAA, WHO TOOK MY PUDDING?!"

 

[Delaware 14]

What would you consider "normal" urges?

giving Null little tummy kisses til he giggles like the Pillsbury Dough Boy

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

As we are surfing the internet we are subject to maritime law, and in fact not federal land laws.

i am the living breathing man Neo-Nazi Rich Evans. I am not the all caps corporate NEO-NAZI RICH EVANS. I reserve all my rights under common law, the declaration of independence, and the articles of confederation. i represent myself sui juris. Null and his Jannies have no subject matter nor personal matter jurisdiction over me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I hate the mustard child so fucking much. Robot lady I'm ambivalent about.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Two things have happened since I have been on KF.

1. I like anime way less.

2. I really really REALLY hate libertarians now.

 

[Tablet County]

the relationship between Goku & Vegeta, specially after DBZ could make someone wish they had a gay training partner to get ripped with.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Unfortunately this forum is not particularly retard-proof

Stop being on my side, you're retarded.

 

[Cnidarian]

Figure out if your Daimon is a retard, and if it is a Futa don't listen to it

 

[The Spoils of War]

Yes, I am HALF GAY. Aka Bisexual. And I do like small cute femboy penises that are easy to dominate. But I PREFER FEMALE BODIES. Including the pussy and SPECIFICALLY. The Female Anus, which is superior to that of male. So I am not full on gay like those people seem to portray, also, that is not science, so you are wrong.