random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Justice Tony]

This is going to make me sound like an insane person, but how do I convince my girlfriend to be more racist

 

[Spectate]

[This user was raped by isolated tribal niggers on an island for making fun of "God" on the magical glowing demon box.]

 

[Cemetery Support]

This contry is a fucking joke.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

[This user was raped by isolated tribal niggers on an island for making fun of "God" on the magical glowing demon box.]

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is going to make me sound like an insane person, but how do I convince my girlfriend to be more racist like this?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I will never forget the 64 quadrillion trans bipoc babies that were annihilated in the blast from the atomic bomb that gryungfl xcrohmk and his magajackboots detonated on j6.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Stop loss is for pussies. Drink 3 cups of black coffee and have your ticker open while watching Star Trek before work.

May the lord forgive me for saying this, the Hebrew is in the right here.

 

[ButWhyTho]

I just think the judge should be embarrassed by how fundamentally wrong his analysis was in every respect.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

I bet you're naked under all those clothes... Slut!

 

[Meat Target]

That is a fucking dick move, I can only imagine how much spit and other fluids you eat.

 

[Law]

Appealing. Natural even. Islamic? Certainly!

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

puppy likes the computer buttons.

i wish i had a girlfriend who was into tech and would indulge the interest instead of treating it like an unhealthy addiction to be stopped so we can all shush and read books or fancy dinners with all the rules

 

[GunCar Gary]

I don't see how having the word "loli" in my username makes me a pedophile.

 

[Aunt Carol]

holy shit we found her vagina

 

[CallmeCicada]

hes ugly and i habe standards

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/641247

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Imagine just sitting down at your computer one day and you decide that you're going to write scat fanfic around a fictional children's toy. Like that's a whole-ass decision.

With every beautiful, fleeting second we each have in this life, why did this idiot waste theirs writing this? And for God's sake, why did I waste mine reading it?

Women nowadays prove why they have been historically barred from writing.

OP is a piece of shit, good to know.

How old are you? You act like a kid, this is some highschool shit.

Interesting thread, but I definitely won't be clicking any links here.

This null guy sure sounds like a faggot

To seek absolution for my former ignorance regarding thumbnailing images I have gone on a murder spree targetting key figures in the FDA responsible for destroying the American dairy industry.

I hope it will be enough for Null to forgive me

 

[Big Nasty]

you've been conned by one of the biggest tranny retards on the planet and don't even have the basic skills to realise it.

How the fuck do you get hard on Ducktales?

 

[Oliver Onions]

She has since been let back in, and is now streaming herself screaming "nigger" over and over again.

The world truly isn't prepared for the lolcow arms race.

 

[Cnidarian]

if some black chick had a genetic problem they made her beefy like the hulk and covered in hair, and she was like “damn… I look like a gorilla. “ Then I would rather have the dude who keeps sexually assaulting the gorillas at the zoo enter some kind of relationship that makes that hairy huge bitch happy, instead of, you know, drugging and fucking the zoo ape at midnight.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

It acts as a shibboleth (a dog whistle if you're retarded)