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[Pargon]

While I do confess to enjoying prison rape based humor in the right context, this isn’t the right context.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/page-1460#post-20762194

 

[Gentlebastard]

In short, I found this and now you all have to know it exists as well.

Is this what it feels like to be a nigger named glocktavious?

Look at this shit, their stage is a handful of milk crates held together with a bungee cord and a 3x3ft piece of plywood.

And to think Jack used to be able to stick his tongue out for miles to deftly cradle a slice of pizza before quickly swallowing it in one bite

"So, uhh... thoughts on TTD?"

I dunno how taking 3 dicks to the ass has to do with economics however.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Unfortunately, I am not gay yet, however when America inevitably injects me with THE GAY, I will reconsider your proposal.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Yeah, I might be a fat, jobless, autistic, adult virgin furfag who shits his pants, but did you know that Chris-chan fucked his own mom?"

 

[JustSomeDong]

Kill Null. Debank Null. Roundhouse kick Null's web domains into the concrete. Slam dunk a kiwifarmer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ISPs who service Null. Defecate on Null's DDoS protection. Launch Null's DNS into a black hole. Stir fry Null's IP tables in a wok. Toss Null's family into active volcanoes. Urinate into Null's gas tank. Vexatiously litigate Null. Curb stomp Null's social media accounts. Trap Null in Ukraine. Crush Null's dreams in a trash compactor. Liquefy Null's revenue streams in a vat of acid. Eat pizza. Dissect Null's private life. Exterminate Null in the gas chamber. Stomp Null's bank accounts with steel toed boots. Cremate Null in the oven. Lobotomize Null. Mandatory abortions for Null's legal appeals. Grind Null's civil rights in the garbage disposal. Drown Null in hollandaise. Vaporize Null's assets with a ray gun. Kick Null down the stairs. Feed Null to alligators. Slice Null with a katana.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Nobody's going to waste cum feeding the yeast growing in your rolls

 

[Gog & Magog]

Martin Luther did not nail his thesis to the door so papists could turn my KF forums purple.

@Dragged Into Sunlight

 

[Meat Target]

Not just fag levels of queer, but gigantic homo queer levels of fucking fag.

 

[Tablet County]

I've helped a Lithuanian guy skin a trucker.

More and more people are saying every day that Kayla Rekeita’s crotch smells very bad, VERY BAAAAD folks - and unlike SLEEPY JOE BIDEN I have appointed one of our BEST men to get to the bottom of this stinky situation. We love Mr. @Fapcop don’t we folks?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even the Deus Vult branch of the Catholic Church acknowledges that being a schizofag and retardation need to be seriously considered first before they break out the cleansing fire.

I logged into my ped’s patient portal to check my kids’ immunization records for this because someone rating you dumb for providing accurate information offends me.

He can detransition with a wet wipe.

 

[Hitman One]

I want a BOOTY PATROL truck now.
Not as my primary vehicle though, just for weekends.

 

[Dr. Butt]

None of the private schools in my area are fat and atheist enough either.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I know not every person posting about lolis is a pedo because I know some of them IRL and I am very confident they are not into lolicon hentai or CP.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My dick is longer than the height of every tree in Narnia, because Narnia doesn't exist.

Why does liking cock mean you can't work at the steel mill or dislike watching The Daily Show?

Hello, I lack object permanence and I declare myself a dude.

Every time I come here I appreciate having normal looking functional genitals.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

The way the FBI have been acting so far it could be a truck full of dickbutt drawings

 

[Spectate]

and yes people have made fucking porn of the gecko

 

[CallmeCicada]

I wouldn't beat her unless she wanted me to

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/641678/

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

His father is both a juicer and a rat, the duality of man.

 

[Space Police]

the one who'd get upset and throw a hissy fit when the porn stars he tweeted didn't wish him good night

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Wait... I think I just figured out cultural appropriation... My god anal-log horror made me liberal...