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[LifeAlert]

Junior pooner has a nice ring to it
So does Junior nigger

Courtesy of @Mound Dweller in Sneedchat:

much like assisted suicide you should just be doing it yourself

 

[JustSomeDong]

to the person who attempted to relitigate the first world war from the perspective of Austria, I applaud your enthusiasm, but this is the wrong thread

 

[Crex Crex]

The lion rapes the small dog when it barks

Imagine telling your classmates "Yeah my parents met on a forum where you laugh at circus freaks"

 

[Wodanaz]

(to the person who attempted to relitigate the first world war from the perspective of Austria, I applaud your enthusiasm, but this is the wrong thread)

 

[NSA Intern]

That is 100% a male gunt if I ever saw one.

AAVE, TRVE TO CAESAR N SHEEET

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

identifier names for variables, objects, etc., are literally neopronouns.

If you make an object called women, you are objectifying women.

 

[CaddestSlown]

our physiognomy thread on the farms is full of the biggest retards with the stupidest takes possible. Apparently Todd Howard can be trusted to be 100% honest based on his Physiognomy. How's starfield faggot?

Man, I don't understand it fully but I find JD Vance more attractive than any politician in my lifetime. Even these memes where they put him in a propeller hat and make his face ugly and childish cannot abate my thirst for the way the man actually looks and his "I have already determined how to destroy your argument" expressions.

I never got the "he's so sexy" hype about Obama or Bill Clinton. But JD, hubba hubba. Usha's a lucky gal.

Sweetie, Obama is a sex god

 

[Haloperidol]

Actual nigger here -

I know a retard when I see one from years of owning golden retrievers

if you get my flora transplanted you will hate trannies

You could beat that hair like a rug, and if you breathed in the dust clouds that came out you'd see God.

At least I've been to Japan.

 

[The Noise]

"Your wifes cunt is my property to fart in and abuse as I please, and this weekend I am going to marinate some ribs in her nigger gas."

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Rhys is sitting at the poker table. He looks at his cards. He glances at his opponents, sizing them up. Equations dance around in his head as he assesses probability, combining mathematics and psychology at speeds undreamed of by normal humans. Then he falls off his chair.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In some ways I'm thankful I spent my early 20s almost without friends because I couldn't go out drunk with them and slur "hey you know whuddat be fun, let's get Megaman X tattoos" and wake up with a Sigma symbol on my ass

Nothing a little all-text bigfoot erotica sandwiched between 4 paragraphs of stupid medical data before & after can't fix

Lesson: Don't race mix, it will kill you, literally.

Expanding on this, Star Wars was doomed the second retards voted for Obama.

Good riddance, you semetic whore
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The entire time. He was keeping tabs on the farms on his main account the entire time... What the fuck

Not even gonna hit play. Only someone dead inside would watch this.

As god as my witness I sucked no dicks nor took any dicks in the ass

Bring back AIM assholes, I crushed so much puss with that.

Ah yes, I remember Skype. Many a lonely woman showed me their boobs over Skype. It will be sorely missed.

It says a lot about the world when justice is brought at the hands of faggots trying to stare at penises.

Ryan's crime paid for itself. In exchange for all of the BPD pussy he could handle, he had to deal with the BPD women he chose to fuck.

 

[JustSomeDong]

if you call me a liar again i'll fuck you

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

“phone booking” or whatever forced faggy newspeak term Null is pushing

 

[Towoman]

I'm actually diagnosed with autism and happen to have a humiliation kink, so this case has fascinated me.

All of you on the farms will burn in hell.

Kiwifarms will be banned worldwide.

 

[The Nothingness]

Columbia University in Jew York is fine with Kill Whitey, just not Death to Israel.

 

[30+GameOvers]

read the headline and thought it was a case of "Ref made a call against kid's dad, kid ran on the field and assaulted ref to defend dad."

Not...kid randomly runs on the field and chomps on nuts for no reason.

 

[Gentlebastard]

We used to get Sephiroths in my backyard, too, but I put out some live catch traps with peanut butter in them, which seems to have worked. After releasing the little guys near the pond at the park I haven't had any more problems.

(to the person who attempted to relitigate the first world war from the perspective of Austria, I applaud your enthusiasm, but this is the wrong thread)

"What up, muh Nigger, ya feel me?!" is now the proper way for an American to greet the King of England.

Please do not pet the very friendly yet highly radioactive dogs and cats.

I know that the phone number trolling was forever ago, but does anyone have that one text conversation where a guy says something like "I will put my nigger gas into your wife's vagina"? I need it.

You're going to have to narrow it down a bit more than that.

Why would a grown man filter a specific condiment in chat?

I hate that you’re right.

I suspect that all is not well in the land of beer and cheese curds.

"I am geeked up on meth and fent right now, and your bullets will bounce right off me like Iron Man."

"A Milwaukee judge granted me permission to break Susan's windshield with a hammer"

Most believable and competent Wisconsin jurisprudence moment

I never thought that "They hate our freedumbz and way of life!" would eventually morph into "They hate us because we have niggers and spics,"

Who wants to learn French?
It's the gayest romance language.

ah, "other purposes"
what hells have you unleashed in your vagueness

 

[Toothp!ck]

This is like bringing awareness to child molestation by molesting kids.

 

[Law]

I sometimes pee outside even when I'm sober!

 

[tehpope]

He was also a total idiot. I read The Art Of War and there wasn't a single picture in it. Fucking liar.