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💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Herr prime minister Starmer promised, not gave. The term Perfidious Albion exists for a reason. But it is funny that Zelensky immediately ran off to London and elsewhere to rattle his eleemosynary bowl. Piggy can sympathize. It's how he usually approaches his MiL Lynn. Maybe he uses his duolingo Spanish, "Por Dios. Por Dios." and shakes his filthy Brewer's cap, upside down so it is like a bowl, hoping she throws cash or a nice fat check into it. He cannot afford a proper begging bowl, y'see.
Beggars are know as pordioseros in many Spanish speaking countries. Piggy probably hasn't learned that yet. He's still trying to wrap his little pea brain around the difference between ser and estar.
Beggars are know as pordioseros in many Spanish speaking countries. Piggy probably hasn't learned that yet. He's still trying to wrap his little pea brain around the difference between ser and estar.
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Come on, let's not forget we're here to laugh at a fat Midwestern rube. Leave the politisperging to Pat.
That being said, it IS very strange that he hasn't commented on the situation more. His attitude has been much worse than it usually is this past week - but usually when he's angry and sullen, he runs his mouth more, not less. I suspect that all is not well in the land of beer and cheese curds. Did some of his Pepperoni ingredients escape? Did the atalker children leave Pat an upper decker and exfiltrate unimmobilized? Or - dare I fantasize - is his court case not going well? It might be that his lawyer told him to shut his fucking mouth for a change.
That being said, it IS very strange that he hasn't commented on the situation more. His attitude has been much worse than it usually is this past week - but usually when he's angry and sullen, he runs his mouth more, not less. I suspect that all is not well in the land of beer and cheese curds. Did some of his Pepperoni ingredients escape? Did the atalker children leave Pat an upper decker and exfiltrate unimmobilized? Or - dare I fantasize - is his court case not going well? It might be that his lawyer told him to shut his fucking mouth for a change.
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Nothing has actually happened on the docket, so the only thing I can really imagine is Fatty and/or his beard got deposed at some point and completely melted down.
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YES I found it. These posts are by FFBL from Ona:
Some of the funniest pattexts of all time. "I am geeked up on meth and fent right now, and your bullets will bounce right off me like Iron Man." and "Your wifes cunt is my property to fart in and abuse as I please, and this weekend I am going to marinate some ribs in her nigger gas." are some of the best lines ever written in the entire Tomlinson saga, right up there with the shower text.
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"Rhat did not occur, stalker."
This is beautiful. Right up there with felony wookieposting.
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"A Milwaukee judge granted me permission to break Susan's windshield with a hammer"
Most believable and competent Wisconsin jurisprudence moment
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Pat thinks that Russia and China are monoculture ethnostates.
Just how fucking stupid and ignorant is this guy?
Just how fucking stupid and ignorant is this guy?
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He's as stupid and ignorant as he is fat.
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If diversity makes everyone else stronger than those states, (and we ignore just how many different groups exist in all but NorK; ) wouldn't it just be faster to procure some random outsiders for themselves and immediately overpower their adversaries? I'm sure former Red nations would have zero qualms incorporating a useful idiot's strength then being rid of them when they beat America with their own foreign legions.
Instead, the esteemed science fiction author believes the Iranians want to personally haul away the Mexicans, Africans, gays, Jews, atheists, etc. in leg irons and chains, so that they (Iran) could beat the Great Satan in battle.
Seven decades is an interesting choice. If you're going by the start of the Cold War, I'd think eight or "nearly eight" would fit. Perhaps Pat's conservative persona's coming out as he subconsciously longs for 1955 America when we were 89.5% WHITE.
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I never thought that "They hate our freedumbz and way of life!" would eventually morph into "They hate us because we have niggers and spics," but Fatrick never disappoints with his stupidity
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I'm curious if he considers Japan an enemy.
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In the running for his most ignorant take yet, and boy is there competition.
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Because you can only have "diversity" if you have different races? Cultures don't matter for Patrick, who cares about the different ethnicities in china, they are all slant-eyed chinks speaking some languages Patrick doesn't understand, so they are the same.
Russia? Chechens are pretty much the same as ethnic Russians anyway, because they both hate homos.
Iran? Well, most people there speak Arabic together with their native Persian, so they are fluent in one more language than trailer-trash in denial Patrick.
He is exactly the cliché of the ignorant and accidentally racist redneck that euros think of when they imagine a Trump supporter.
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Surely Russia will have one of the most diverse, if not the most diverse native population due to its immense fucking size?
Granted the stereotype is of Slavic-Nordic esque blond through to swarthy Cossacks, but that is just because foreigners just tend to visit the European side where most of the massive cities are.
The eastern cities were usually also populated by state imposed migration of people from the Slavic european region, over the various periods.
There are millions of people there who are of various other ethnic origins such as Mongolians, central Asians and other tinged peoples who certainly are not europeans.
China also has a multitude of ethnic groups, it’s just again western perceptions are coloured by the Han peoples who mostly live in the coastal cities.
Granted this is the largest Chinese ethnic group, but it’s still a diverse country despite red China hegemony.
Fatrick is just trying to sound patriotic and American centric, with a woke edge so he doesn’t get accused of chudery.
It’s a pity all he manages to do is sound ignorant and foolish.
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The bit with the names would be absolutely rib-destroying if the names were in Ebonics instead of English. Classic, respectable names are wasted on this blob.
Also, Pat telling people they don’t get to call him Pat is why I always call him Pat. Thanks for making clear everything that bothers you even a little, shitstain.
Also, Pat telling people they don’t get to call him Pat is why I always call him Pat. Thanks for making clear everything that bothers you even a little, shitstain.
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Man you know that last one killed him. Telling Pat he can’t do something triggers his ODD enough already but his programming broke at being told Jon took away access to ade’s pussy lol he can’t refute it without sounding rapey so he rage pigs straight into fear paste. It’s art!