random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Harm]

they tried to cancel someone for talking about Joan of fucking Arc?
Like the Joan of Arc from the year 1431?

 

[Betonhaus]

Why do you have to be a faggot about it?
Null gave me colored text in the editor and, by golly.
I am going to use it, like it or not.

 

[Betonhaus]

Remember simpler times when techies just liked the yellow ladies?

 

[Keystone]

How does one gain the “cockvore” fetish?

 

[Spectate]

I don't know how you burn yourself making canned tuna, but okay. Genuinely happy for you.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You know what you really want to see when you go to an Asian fusion restaurant, right? NIGGERS

 

[Meat Target]

Now here's some game theory for all these fags. If you play the game of life with a strategy based on the idea that you're so much smarter than everyone else that you can just commit crimes incessantly, PROBABILITY says you're going to wind up in the slammer sucking cocks.

 

[Fort Brooks]

I don't keep up with pooner technology because I have actual testicles.

 

[Meat Target]

The point is I was always based. I was calling Obama gay in grade school. There was no magical turn. Why? Im always going to be a fucking republican till the day i die.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

It’s Baki, this is normal.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Fellow kiwis, is it gay to spend dozens of minutes scrutinizing a woman's dick picture online?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Being born on Epstein island would be less traumatic, at least you'd get to meet some actual celebrities.

 

[quaawaa]

Its ethos, no longer confined to places like 4chan, Kiwi Farms, and other “based” shitposting communities, is that one must always be unconcerned and completely cool. If you rile up the other side to meltdown, react indignantly, or become emotional, you win. Show any emotion yourself, besides mild amusement and detached smugness, and you lose. It’s a culture in which nothing is ever a big deal because nothing is really true; in which the highest calling is milking “lolcows” and the cardinal sin cringe is being earnest. Morality is for suckers, principles are for losers, and caring about things is lame and gay. We live in a clown world, this thinking goes, where everything is so hopelessly fake, corrupt, and mad that the only thing to do is laugh. But the joke’s on you.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This movie made me turn into the Nostalgia Critic

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm in your fucking walls btw, change your fuckin' sheets already and stop feeding your cat so much like damn.

If you can't understand any of this, you need a tard wrangler and you need to be kept as far away from the Internet as possible.

I thought you were a chick. God damn, you've let yourself go.

Stay logged in, use your autistic energy to antagonize the haters, you can remain retarded for far longer than they can document it. You will outlast them all.

How much soy per day do you have to consume to end up looking like that?

I too, find it difficult to understand the rationale of retards.

I would never fuck someone I met on kiwi, that's how you end up raped and murdered behind an Arby's.

But there's an achievement!

 

[Thé au lait]

I thought I was gonna open this thread and see a video of Styx beating his meat, I'm glad I was wrong and he's just killing himself.

 

[Metamorpho]

If anyone actually pays to go to this, they deserve nothing less than to be kidnapped by Somalian pirates and subjected to a lifetime of slavery in illicit Chinese lithium mines.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I guess his "troll king" throne was also made out of glass.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of the Bog Hog?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Normies would tell you. It's a Kiwi legend."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Null gave me colored text in the editor and, by golly.
I am going to use it, like it or not.

You can't trust any Catgirl. They're all plotting something.

Don't ruin my dreams with reality.

Let me make this perfectly clear. There is nothing in this world that anybody can threaten Philly with that they have not or will not eventually do, WILLINGLY, to themselves.

They deserve to have their browser history revealed to the public.

The pests did get him to deny that the sky is blue.

I stared at her, because even though I live in a fat as fuck city and I'm used to seeing total monsters I can't help myself. Obesity is fascinating. At some point the body doesn't know where to put all that fat, so it freaks out and starts packing on in highly individualized places, like the Slaton sisters' foreheads and Anna O'Brien's legs. This woman, her arms were the fattest thing about her. I think a regular-sized person could have slipped into her arm fat like a sleeping bag and fit more than comfortably.

I can't wait for the day someone tricks him into denying that Hitler did anything wrong.

Reinvigorated by the latest Disney trailer, Rick is ready to continue resisting (gainful employment).