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[demicolon]

travelling on italian passport i always get randomly chosen for an extended security check

 

[George Lucas]

In conclusion, you are gay and retarded.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

In trying to solve a mystery I have instead stepped in shit.

I like my theory that he’s fused to a couch in his parents’ basement furiously drawing lil lesbians but unable to reach a computer to post them.

Please come back to social media because it would be so funny if you did.

If a project manager falls in the woods, is it more useful than when it was alive?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Nigga not even God could get me to say some shit like this about pussies and vacuums.

 

[Crex Crex]

There are always going to be men who coom too close to the sun.

One day, while passing by a cow, Ibrahim was stopped in his tracks and taken aback by its ass

 

[Cats]

The Mentors.

I really appreciate the message in some of their songs. I really haven't heard a better song about double penetration than, Sandwich of Love and S.F.C.C. (suck fuck cook clean) really speaks to me about female empowerment. The 4 F Club (find em feel em fuck em forget em) is a clever look into the modern dating scene. And who can forget Golden Shower whose lyrics were read aloud to congress (Bend up and smell my anal vapor/Your face is my toilet paper/Golden shower/I´ve got the power) when debating the new parental advisory stickers.

However I disagree with El Duce's political views. I find them misogynistic.

 

[neger psykolog]

Can tiktok really be considered a Chinese weapon aimed to hurt Americans when the populace is already this retarded?

 

[Big Nasty]

Your posts are all like books, but you open the book and its been hollowed out to hide a big fat piece of shit.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

One of his YouTube channels has 28,000 videos on it, and most of them are just, like, shots of the sky, or streets around his neighborhood, or grass.

 

[Big Nasty]

the game in question is just an animal guy in shoes running fast to the right.

 

[ScooterL]

We are the poo, touching ourselves.

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

White girls fuck dogs. FFFFUCK.

 

[obsdj]

Men can be gold diggers too. They are just called Giglios instead.

[sic]

 

[neger psykolog]

Eating somewhere just for the mayo is the fattest thing I've ever heard

 

[Gentlebastard]

Someone has already modified that thing to make it a sex doll, I have no proofs but no doubts neither.

I am a bit disappointed it takes so long though, by now i had assumed he would be in a straight jacket salivating at the thought of fava beans and hooker steak.

1/3 of his apologetic explanations make you think you're being unfair in your characterization of Jews, 1/3 of them are him agreeing that the thing the Jews are doing is ridiculous, and 1/3 are him explaining away things that ends up making Jews look even worse. He's great.

when you're the only one doing it, you're automatically the best

Remember, it's always darkest before dinner.

please tell us more about how your dad works at Nintendo and how he could beat my dad

>The seeds of white racial consciousness are fertilized by the literal and metaphorical shit of the pajeet menace
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

I just couldn't remember if we happen to have a "Autistic Headcanon" thread or not.

I'm sure the 20 day old account with "Mods are thin skinned authoritarian faggots" as a quote has a nuanced and reasonable take on the moderation on this website.

Care to share these sacred texts with the rest of the class?

I’m so glad he’s miserable. He’s earned it.

How do you go through life with this many Ls and not realize there's a common factor behind all of them?

 

[Overly Serious]

The only conspiracy theories that are wrong are the ones the Feds introduced to muddy the waters.

 

[Gravemind]

 

[CaddestSlown]

You seem to be fuckign retarded and probably rape your pets.

People in retarded house shouldn't throw moronic stones.

When I vote the hat I imagine im throwing odd jobs hat and cutting off the posters head. Someone's I say to myself "2x damage" as I click it.

In conclusion, you are gay and retarded.

You must get pills for your Yellow Fever, brother. Before the tranime menace consumes you.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Can we all just enjoy the irony of a habitual sex pest convicted of criminal harassment who threatened a school shooting saying he's frightened of somebody sending him polite emails to help resolve the 4 year tantrum he's been throwing?

 

[Sawamura Simp]

"5 million people have played, downloaded, or hovered their cursor over Avowed in the Xbox store, which is equal to 5 million sales, making it the best Obsidian selling game in history."

You compare it to One Piece, but remember we already established Sean Duffy is an Uchiha thanks to the Sharingan-looking symbol.

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I was crossing my fingers that it was going to be some Central European chick so I could say “the Czech has been Kashed”

Kash Patel definetly knows about the balldo.

Spoiler: 5X Multiplier

More of Trump's jewish supersoldier getting heated on CNN.

Hold on, let me ask my accounting firm, Goldberg, Bergstein, and Steingold.

NSA troonfag sex discords are real! This is not a drill!

A bunch of Vtubers asking questions to press secretary Asmongold

A gay vampire being part of a clan called Assamite is hilarious.