random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz2]

You know, the worst thing about this is the inconsistency. Well, the murder too, but the inconsistency is a bridge too far.

Even Jill was smart enought to recognize the unique identities of her precious breakfast tacos!

I assumed it meant you are required to utter a courtesy "I'm coooooooming!!" so people can clear the area if so desired.

You will enjoy my food, this is not a request.

I don't know if two was too many or not enough but it certainly wasn't the right amount.

you can take a shart break on your expedition from the main gate all the way to the McCastle

No one who posts here has the right to say "I turned out fine"

If nothing else, I like learning about other types of Pizza.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

There's a fart joke in there somewhere but I'm not going to look for it.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I'm glad I was wrong and he's just killing himself.

 

[Thé au lait]

Apparently TransOhio.org has some convenient little cards to hand out to strangers, which are deeply unnerving. First of all, this implies that people aren't clocking you the second they lay eyes on you as a walking aberration of nature's design; secondly, being given a card that told me I served a tranny would make me want to wash my hands with bleach

Late, but now I want to print little cards that say „Today, you interacted with a transphobe who indulged your mental illness politely. #YWNBAW”

 

[aochtbrksoixnsnwk]

It's like setting out to make prog rock and ending up in The Wiggles. Except you didn't want to be a musician in the first place, you wanted to make movies, and set aside that dream to make prog rock and now you're a wiggle and you haven't worked on a film in ten years.

 

[Laburnum]

"I am not present in your gay porn images, stalker."

 

[Maki Harukawa]

Potato sack amputee children is one thing, but futanari? That's just gay bro.

my body is a temple . actually scratch that it's more of a rental home. not because im a whore or anything i just get a lot of infections 4 some reason

Good ol' Zoomey shoving random objects into her pussy.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The only way to live in a world this nonsensical is to accept the nonsense and just try to have a bit of fun with it.

Kekistan and kickassia as well as wakanda all need to become real countries before we can truly achieve world peace and a stabilized timeline clearly.

He's right, it's the reason I make it a point to never have genuine opinions about anything.

Not satire, not funny. Just retarded.

You get trolled daily? I’ve been trolled my entire life we are not the same

This motherfucker might be the first person who can look at these things and get an erection.

PSA: Spoiler any artwork of his. I don't like the idea that he is jerking off while reading this thread.

This person is currently 16, so most of their actions make sense imo, but this is still retardation of the highest level.

This does mean they won't get a thread, but if they're still off their meds and online in two years, they're fair game.

 

[Seafarer]

Almost 1.4 million comment karma alone is diabolical, lil bro has forgotten even the concept of grass, him touching it would cause a universe-ending supernova

 

[neger psykolog]

Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.

 

[obsdj]

Man I hope the quotes get updated again soon. The current rotation has a lot of boring, not even funny shit in it.

 

[Gog & Magog]

It makes you retarded (or more retarded if you already are) basically. Like going to taco bell while blasting nigger rap out of your car at 2am retarded. I've only tried it a couple of times with friends, not a fan.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

And the K-On! fascists have a point,

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You have my condolences for transitioning to faggot into a bigger faggot.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm surprised tendies aren't mentioned in the old testament.

I'm not quite sure who is jewing who any longer...

I no longer think Kiwi Farms should be taken down anymore. I'm okay with you guys. Even if the military doesn't feel an incentive to protect me. I don't see the farms as problematic anymore.

I can't believe this nigger gets fully doxed and the first thing he does is say "Yeah my parents know I draw then jack off to anime children amputee porn." Like, nigga what the fuck?

Why does every hyper-autist lolcow also need to have a billion weird sexual fetishes? Why couldn't he have kept it at weird clown rape cinematic universes, consistent pointless slap fights, terrible art and music, weird trolling where he just complains about everything, and weird pointless aspirations like becoming a "hyper polyglot"?

 

[Gregis]

OP would need a dozen promotions just to be a faggot.

 

[Pedophobe]

As time goes on it becomes more and more difficult to parse parody from reality.

Free our nigga, he did everything wrong and we should be able to laugh at it.

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Not going to spoil much, but it does get a lot better. However, it also gets much, much worse.

 

[Spectate]

What would that even achieve?

An erection, apparently.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Aw sweet, manmade horrors well within my comprehension!

 

[Meat Target]

Just get control of your dick for 5 whole seconds to keep yourself from ending your career.