random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Last I checked, dragons didn't actually exist in ancient Viking history. Sure, they're mentioned in books, but there's no scientifically proven evidence that dragons were real during that time.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He's Patient Zero for Diabetes 3.9 with extra sugar.

I know, I know. I felt fucking retarded as I typed it but that's actually what they believe, an Idea so colossally stupid you pause every time you wanna start pointing out its flaws in logic but its like trying to explain to someone who is deadest on using a colander as a boat why that might not be a prudent course of action.

That’s what’s really disturbing to me. I never thought it would get to the point where redditors are so retarded you literally cannot tell if it’s a soy creature or a bot.

We’ve barely scraped the surface of how fucking retarded he is. The reality is so much worse than we can see.

You try blowing/getting cornholed by all those rodeo cowboys for years and remembering who, where, and when.

Well that doesn't seem fair.
He promised we would Enjoy Prison.
The fuck are we supposed to Enjoy now?

25 years old and his biggest accomplishment is being a nigger out of high school.

If there were footage of a child me picking my nose in the Oval Office I would be showing it to absolutely everyone. My future grandkids would grow sick of me talking about the time I picked my nose right in front of the President.

they can be extra mean because she's canadian

I'm electing to ignore that because that's retarded.

even black guys will be like "this bitch is a straight up nigger."

 

[Markass the Worst]

David Frum is not just a Jew, he's something far more insidious, a Canadian.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Behind every shard of meth, was a man, and that man’s name was Adolf Hitler.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

"Garçon, a bottle of your finest Ragu!"
"Here you are, sir..."
Smashes jar onto floor
"ANOTHER! AND BRING ME SIX SLICES OF TOAST AND AN iPAD!"
"Very well, sir..."

 

[Mola Ram]

Canada is Dunning-Kruger in country form.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Is it a saying yet? "I'd rather be called a faggot by my friends than be told "I love you" by snakes"?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

it's rot in my brain. i will admit that i suffer from this rot in my brain. i'm working on it.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The Farms looks to me like the best argument imaginable for criminal justice and mental health interventions, lol.

Since we're just wasting time, want to take a guess as to how praxeology answers the question as to why people troon out or become handmaidens or furries or fuck their moms?

It is autism as a political ideology where the idealists of it can't ever envision anyone else disagreeing.

Plus, what is wrong with being "autistic", what is your point, what do you mean when you say that?

You don’t have to be Nostradamus to read a sperg.

So far your reasoning is operating on a synthetic/analytic dichotomy, completely violating epistemology.

You are laboring under the misapprehension that all ethics are subjectivist or rationalist.

No idea where they got gay trucks from.

I'm too busy doing nothing. You can call me 000. 0 Code, 0 Vulnerabilities, 0 Fucks given. If anything, I've deleted more lines of code than I've written. I'm the hero OSS both deserves and needs.

 

[Hitman One]

“It was the N-word,” said Starks. “When I first saw the sticker, I cried – immediately – I just sat there in my car and cried.”

 

[Disc]

I just really wish I didn't understand what "traced children into cub fur art" means.

In the sealed media universe of the MAGA right, ranting about transgenderism and cultural Marxism and DEI is the norm, even though it’s totally illegible to average Americans, and frankly sounds insane.

"nice appeal to authority there, now fucking explain it in a way that doesn't contradict the real world, twinkie."

 

[CaddestSlown]

no community is as welcoming as a right wing racist community

 

[Aunt Carol]

That’s a bit of a detour, however since he’s not a woman, he’s a dickless idiot.

Imagine being truthfully described as less aggressive on Praying Mantis Tinder, just by passing the test of not eating your sexual partner alive in public.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Maybe the water they needed...... was the friends they made along the way

 

[Aunt Carol]

“Pastathon”. He had to specify in the tagline that it was a “pasta marathon” and not “Pasta Hon”. Whatever, Pasta Hon.

it's short for Otaku Convention

"Wow! So I'm going to hell just because I lived a life of sin and never repented? Thanks MOM!"

 

[CaddestSlown]

You're an impotent whiner indulging in a power fantasy. Gamers aren't going to "rise up" and start a pogrom you delusional fucking sperg.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You don't goon to interracial pornography? What are you, Jewish?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I have never before seen a woman so thoroughly obsessed with penises.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not sure what the connection between playing grabass with mothman and being more liberal is, please explain.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Sounds like daddy needs to spend less time watching NASCAR and more time beating his son

But unfortunately linux is the best there is, it's like the transvestite prostitute with the least amount of STDs.
I hate computers. I hate software developers.

So what happened to Terry's alien?