random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hitman One]

three core principles: neo-Nazism, nihilism, and pedophilia

 

[Sillyclown]

The Raped

 

[Meat Target]

fuck off Null, I'm not going to reddt for you until they unban the monstergirls subreddit.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Suffer, brick face.

SUCH A BRAVE STATEMENT!!!
SUCH A BRAVE STATE YOU TOOK!
STAB YOURSELF IN THE ASS, OLIVER!!!

 

[Gentlebastard]

To confuse your enemy, you must first confuse yourself.

Retards are best when they are organic and free range.

I shouldn't be revealing l33t hacker secrets but I guess I can make an exception for you.

Delete system 32 file and reboot your PC, that should work.

You acted like an utter retard and got made fun of.

Take the L, stop doubling down and lurk moar.

The only guru he follows is his weird-ass brother. Not the gay one with the thimble nipples, the incel chrome dome.

Is that a hersheys burnt bar? Why?

I'm skipping through it out of morbid curiousity with my pants firmly on

I don't feel clean even having that screenshot on my computer.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He is obsessed with stamping out "Rape" jokes because to him rape is not a joke, it's something that he's constantly planning.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Trained on a diet of Harry Potter and Star Wars, the fedditor knows that the one way to win against unfair odds is to simply HOLD THE LINE.

 

[Windy Moors]

Aight, I'm done.
You motherfuckers are too stupid. Once Musk fucks up and you're left with your heads in his ass, I won't even be here to gloat.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He was so fat his soul couldn't rise to Heaven, so it sunk into Hell.

The "Search Bar" is that thing at the top of each forum, right?

 

[Law]

Serves you fucking right for labeling my posts autistic. I know they're autistic nigga, I have autism, I don't need you to tell me shit my doctor tells me.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Do you think that they have to keep the diaper furs away from the pitbull furries cause they mistake them for children and try to maul them.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I used the plasma in my body to make my boobs bigger

 

[NoReturn]

I can't wait until I say something so stupid that I get put into this hall of fame. Fingers crossed!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

It is CONSTITUTIONALLY PROHIBITED to not rape women.

Rape of women in prisons is now mandatory as per District Judge Royce Lamberth

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

If it's so easy to just not do something why do you keep acting like a nigger?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

they are like a completely inverted survivability onion.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I am going to be thinking about this sentence until the day I die.

This guys heart should get a medal of honor for pumping despite this retards desperate attempts to kill it.

The weird wojak people are raiding the thread, I better call some back up from the MLP roleplay DM group.

No! Everything is political. Even my toe jam is political. It is my job as a Thunderdomer to be outraged by everything!

PonyTube is a thing now? That is gay and also retarded. PonyTube before SonicTube people this is the world we live in

Foot soldiers (or should I saw paw soldiers) of the military-furry-industrial complex

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Tranny, tranny, tranny. I don't really care, you want penises in women's bathrooms and I'm not going to have it

Spoiler: Video of quote

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can be anything you want when you conflate semantics with ontology

They aren't married they have never been married. They got engaged at fat camp.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Post another photo of your anal prolapse in your wife’s lingerie. There is always love for that sort of thing here.