random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[stupid frog]

I'm wating until the Cybertruck is released on at least a seventh-generation console. Or at least Xbox Graphics.

 

[Fruttasecca]

I hate that when I saw the WAB acronym itt I immediately thought "Wet Ass Bussy". Fitting for this anglo's thirst for chomos in slav rpgs tho.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Trannies tend to be either soldiers, prostitutes, prostitute soldiers, or, like, computer programmers.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Quote in text:

I had a sex worker once randomly cut ties with me because she said, "it's my job to f*** 'ugly people,'" in reference to me.

Courtesy of @Useful_Mistake in the Greer thread.

 

[DickMain]

Due to a request under Turkish local law, certain Kiwi Farms pages relating to "Turkish Chris Chan" Erdem Alsırt have been delisted from Google search results

I don't know why, but this sentence just makes me laugh.

 

[Tablet County]

"The game isn't woke! I can break into a granny's house and kill her!"

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

>"we don't want our Mexicans back in Mexico, Señor Donald!"
>"can I ask why?"
>"BECAUSE THEY ARE MEXICAN!"

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Whoroboros"

It's ok guys, I speak schitzo.

"well, write it yourself. Nobody owes you exactly what you want."

This is the wellspring from which all fanfiction and its related horrors spring.

you ever read something so absurd, so preposterous, that your only reaction is to say 'nigga what' out loud

So, now Russ is accusing tree surgeons of burning down whorehouses.

They also haven't tried using the arguments of "nuh uh" "no U" or "he who smelled it dealt it" either

If they were true neutral third parties they'd be settling the case by having the Jane Doe hooker suck him his penis.

congrats on getting noticed by senpai

Only fighting that faggot is going to do is trying to resist the receding of his hairline. He'll keep losing too.

Because I know he's reading the thread:
I'm not angry at you tranny, I'm just laughing my ass off at your dumbassery.

Sometimes you fedpost too close to the sun.

I'm going to hazard a guess him saying that you should literally and explicitly shoot the people he doesn't like because he genuinely wishes for them to die is the reason for his ban.

"Yes, I'm a helpless widdle hooker who needs a big strong man like you to protect my rights! Oh yes oh yes I'll let you represent me in court because you're so smart and studly, spank me daddy!"

He gives off so many red flags it's impressive. Even if you agree with him and his unhinged accusations and calls for death you probably don't want it blasted on main like he does.

I've been found out! I guess it's time to admit the truth, yes I'm trans-financial. I'm a multi-billionaire in the body of a broke man, and my bigoted banker won't provide the necessary funds to alleviate my financial dysphoria. TRANS-BILLIONAIRES ARE REAL BILLIONAIRES!

 

[The Spoils of War]

Too late, they're already punching their cocks.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I’m of the belief that we wouldn’t even have computers as we do today without the intervention of the Devil

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

dox[]ing

 

[neger psykolog]

It seems to me that when the judge is using italics for emphasis when describing your behavior, you're in the shit.

the same applies to me and i'm basically the chief justice of retard court

 

[reactionary]

Access to e-filing denied.
In Forma Pauperis recommended to be denied. Magi suggests pay costs ($400) or dismissal.

Based Black Magistrate coming through. The determination is particularly venomous and outlines the court's contempt for Stebbins.

the judge even corrected stabbys wrong spelling of "doxXXxXXing"
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"dox[]ing"
(late, I know, I just felt like it needed some context)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sweden, Vermont, Maine, and Minnesota were tranquil places far away from Third World chaos, so they bought into the "blank slate" and "magic dirt" propaganda, and welcomed the diversity, only to see that Third World guests tend to bring Third World problems. They're like animals who lacked natural predators for so long they lost their defensive instincts and became easy prey.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Not to hate on Moonman, but this guy always seemed off to me. It's always the Moonman pfps that want to fuck kids as much as they want to kill niggers...

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/592030

 

[CaddestSlown]

When AGI arrives, it will be an autistic retard that is obsessed with cataloging WWII military hardware based on inscrutable metrics.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Bold of you to assume God's sticking around at all anymore at this point.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We finished our fantasy rp and then moved on to minecraft. Us being autstic, Pokemon rp was the next logical course of action.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Out of all the things Gaza needs, Condoms for sex isn't one of them, certainly not 50 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH

 

[CaddestSlown]

What if the AGI views us the same way we view lolcows? What are you gonna do when skynet makes a KF thread on you?