random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

I love me a good nonce

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is the fire over now?

Did the Jews win again?

Mel Gibson was literally just ahead of the time.

 

[oldTireWater]

old horny bastards that would call a sex line and make the captions manual, meaning I had to listen to it and make corrections using voiceover.

Transcribers hate this one weird trick to get off!

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

So I've been posting facts in the politics thread about how the government uses violent video games like Call of Duty to warp our brains into killing for Israel

 

[Gentlebastard]

Does this look like the sort of man who WOULDN'T use a child's toy to rub one out?

I'm so glad I don't have an account; his nudes there just say "Adult Content" for me and that's how it's gonna stay.

I think there should be grenade launchers in vending machines

I referred to her as “shawarma lady” because I saw her with three of them. She smelled strongly of tahini and garlic, with a hint of BO.

He is literally a named party in the case. They can't just go "Your honor, our client is such a cunt that having him on the stand would torpedo our case."

I don't care who wins, I just want more embarrassing Patlore

Violence, the most feminine way to respond to anything. My chainsaw is why I carry an extra big purse, how about you other ladies.

Act like a retard nigger, get treated like a retard nigger.

If I was a nicer person, I’d try to figure out a way to prevent this

 

[Dr. Butt]

"asfasfasdfasfdasdfasfasfasfsadffffffffffffffffffffasdfsfsafsfdwfgasdgbdfbgdsgasdgdsbdb"
- U.S. Department of Defense

I was gonna say
COCK SWANGIN'
but then I remembered
NO COCK SWANGIN'

 

[Randomrando]

Do y'all think her ankle foreskin has smegma

 

[SNEED.EXE]

It has been reported previously that Yad-Elohim was hearing voices, seeing ghosts and thought he was an anime character at the time of the attack.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This is your brain on anime. Just say no to anime.

 

[Harm]

From the Bowblax thread:



"In a few minutes it will be 24 hours since I was tweeted Bowblax's onlyfans pictures

I can confidently now say I was raped. I haven't been the same. I'm quieter, I can barely speak, moving is harder. Time is moving so quickly yet feels like an eternity at the same time"

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It sounds dumb, but Patrick is a dumb guy.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Is there any Pokémon character you think might be autistic?

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemonanime/comments/1hye7u9/is_there_any_pok%C3%A9mon_character_you_think_might_be/

 

[dvorak]

'Who is Shota' had me cracking up when I saw that yesterday. That should go in the header text rotation.

The Rekieta fandom is at a loss as to who he is upset at.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Go outside and eat mud, beetles, discarded children's toys, or whatever the fuck it is you do to recharge your goblin energy and calm yourself.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

California is burning as punishment for their homosexual ways

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Pro-life people generally frown upon bankrolling Jamaican abortions.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Boy, these people sure do get raped a lot.

If I didn't suspect you're a woman, I'd say you're a sick fuck.

 

[Law]

Who is Shota

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine being credited for this in your obituary because it's less embarrassing than anything else you've done.

We don't bully enough in general.

 

[Stan]

Some retards deserve to be corrected, if I don't do it, the neurotypicals will.