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Homeless legally aren't allowed to kill you if you pretend they don't exist. That's why they're loud and do shit like set themselves on fire. It's all bait bystanders into looking at them.

So what if someone gets vivisected on the A-train? How does that affect you personally?

In fairness visiting shitholes can be fun just for the disaster voyeurism. Detroit is like a theme park if you have the right guide.

I have already decided that when I first brutefuck him like a freshly marinated rotisserie chicken I will be using a racist japanese accent just to add confusion to the trauma

Once I saw a troon's disgusting unwashed asshole and I still am pouring bleach in my eyes every morning under the naive hope that the afterimage goes away.

I feel I need to evaluate what the hell happened in my life that got me to a point where I'm reading sentences like that so often.

Disclaimer: everything I assume about this woman is due entirely to her status as a redditor.

I do see the theory someone posted of her being a fat diabetic whale that pisses caramel as the more likely one in this case however.

She gave daily updates on her crotch pain on a scale of 1-10 and I joined the site because I was tired of not being able to call her retarded on reddit

I'm tired of trying to figure out which toilet seats had balls rubbed on them.

He woke up extra fuckin early on Christmas Eve to furiously xeet empty threats in response to troll posts from up to a fucking week ago.
 
I just realized that this woman’s worries about the Trump administration are fueled by a 20+ year old Harry Potter fanfiction event known as The Marriage Law challenge.

Having seen it, it’s amazing how boring it is for a movie that has James Bond tripping and fucking.

The next movie will just be called Butt Fuck and will pay you to go see it.....

Nobody wants to watch your faggot shit.

If it had been two hot women fucking I would have went to se it. I’m in no rush to watch two dudes swapping pozzloads.
 
No Raid: Shadow Legends? Hard pass.

Get the little retard a bionicle. Worst he can do is shove it up his ass.

Good on the appeals court for slapping that big fat Fani.

There is truly nothing more niggerly than fried watermelon.

You would get a million subscribers in no time and the klan would become popular again.

For instance, I am bigoted regarding pajeets. That means I'm racist regarding pajeets (which is a sensible position.)

Thoughts on Aileen Wuornos? Because so many people defend her.

That's all?

I was promised a genocide!!!!

Perfect families aren't gay.

"i fucking hate current year bark bark bark bark bark"
- Dog of Nothing
 
Ain't no love in Oklahoma, just the whistle of a long black train.

Don't let the users here tell you otherwise, it's a running joke that we are a fringe site with the ability to post a lot of weird shit but yeah. It's just gay porn.

Some of you need to watch more pornography, you're just describing the fantasy he's trying to realize.

I want to puzzle piece myself after looking at that but fuck it, I’m hitting post.

FOOOOD FOOOOD FOOOD FOOD, SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX CUM CUM CUM FOOD FOOD FOOD NOW FOOD NOW FOOD FOOD SEX SEX SEX SEX KILL KILL KILL

PLAY PLAY FOOD PLAY TREAT SLEEP PLAY KILL SEX I NEED TO SHIT SLEEP REEEEEE PET ME NOW

I'm a thhhhnake, a thlippery, thlithery thhnake and I obey my trans wife

I just want to know how to fuck bees. Ain't that deep, man.
 
Stupid faggots. You whack egg with a spoon, food comes out. Faggots can't do anything right.

Because eyes are the windows to the soul and these demonic freaks don't have one.

>Wageslaving
:|
>Wageslaving, Japan
:biggrin:

She probably cocks her head all off to one side to read these posts, then begins to hug her knees as she begins to quietly weep.

It's Cama'amada.

I saw someone at Furpocalypse wearing a Sonichu medallion. Now which one of you speds was it?

While I appreciate everyone's concern about the quality of posts on this forum, the reported post is not actionable for "cringe."

An abo who can read? I have my doubts.

I'd rather subject a billion bulls to electro-cock and ball torture than entertain the notion of veganism

What’s your favorite nickname for Barb?
I have to say “Barbie chan” cause it sounds like a buff homosexual anime villain.

Gay time. No homo.

Honestly, I think we should kill Chris Chan at this point.

:punished:“Mother, present your pussy, I have come to collect my fanmail”

writing stories about how you sucked another man off and guzzled his load is another, very strong piece of evidence in favor of confirming your status as a fucking FAG.

Instead of bonito flakes do you think he just peels off his cosplay makeup and sprinkles it on top? Nice and fresh, just like glorious Nippon.

>KF has really lowered their standards if that's worth a feature
Uhmmm, kiwixisters?

BROS I JUST GOT BACK IN TIME

WHOEVER KICKED HER IN THE CUNT, IT WORKED. YOU SAVED HUMANITY!

God never existed for Barb. Everything about Barb represents the problem of evil.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DIE HERE. DO SOMETHING DAMN IT

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Express President - 50G

Lose your office in 72 hours or less, any % completion​

Well then this is awkward because I'm in favor of shooting rioters and CEOs.

I AM IN MY HEALTHY SCHEDULE ARC
I AM SUCH A BEDPILLED SLEEPMAXER

It can take me hours to fall asleep. I wish I had Jews in my head so they could Shut It Down.

It’s NYC. Everyone is wearing like two jackets. I would beat that bitch with my jacket like she owed my money.

If we were to cut off India and China completely from our industries (both for supplies and employment) we would be a star faring civilization within 10 years.

LED on the other hand emits overly bright, unnatural, blue demon light. Its disgusting.

Sorry about blinding everybody but I'm gonna see those fucking deer.
 
LOL THIS NIGGER USED THE SAME WORD TO RHYME!

Not surprised this person failed at suicide but I encourage them to try again and really apply themselves this time.

I can see why the author tried to kill himself

If I were so mediocre I'd consider suicide too

RIP Burt, he was a real one. He pushed the envelope for croc representation in movies, and we won't forget that. I hope he's deathrolling aussies in the sky now :feels:

My favourite was the kamikaze pilot that was also a tail gunner apologized to him at the Pearl Harbor memorial. What a memory that must be for him.

Are you casting doubt on “trust me bro” levels of research? Rape apologist!

I always apologize after raping someone, it's the gentlemanly thing to do!

I have a confession. I, a capital W-hite man, have washed my chicken for the first time.

In all seriousness, how is somebody who claims to be vulnerable to just about everything microscopic about to get on a plane and fly to ... India?

Good to see that no matter the culture, OP is a always a fucking faggot

How is it possible for him to be so greasy, you have to actively try to get this greasy

It’s almost like he’s a retard who constantly tweets TMI and nonsense and lies.

If someone said this was the last known photo of a sex trafficking victim, I'd believe it.

Woman going to India?

She's gonna frolic in the shit and dead animal river and then get gang raped by 20 Indians on a bus, isn't she?
 
The anus is unremarkable and the autism is strong.

Not to be an extremist, but women should start drowning their autistic children if they turn out to be male.
Kiwifarms traffic drops to 0%, dear feeder found dead in a ditch

Only WE can castrate ourselves.

"FUCKING NIGGER SHITTER SHIT NIGGER!"

Santa is amerislop
RETVRN TO SINTERKLAAS

Were these photos taken by their latest victim while they were tied to a chair?

Americans have grown tired of the School Shooter fad and are now going back to their roots: Politically motivated assassinations. America truly is healing.
 
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