Is Santa Claus Real?

[troonshine]

Santa is amerislop
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[BrunoMattei]

Santa is a psyop.

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

Look I don't think he is real but the whole thing about giving is dope. Like I am giving something to my bro and that is 100% better than just getting something for myself. Like the season for giving man. idk like the FEELS ya know?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Santa is amerislop
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Exactly. Santa is a cheap, fictional imitation of the real thing. Santa's elves don't even carry bags to put bad children in, nor do they get swatted with a bundle of sticks. Gay and fictional.

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh course Santa isn't real, but I tell my girlfriend's husband that he is and that if he leaves us alone Santa might bring him a shiny, new Nintendo Switch game.

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

He kissed my mother. I saw it.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Real photographic evidence of santa around WWII.

 

[TruffleSpark]

St. Nicholas punched Arius in the Face.

People would respect Christmas more if it was common knowledge that Santa won't hesitate to coldcock any motherfucker he catches talking heresy.

 

[Quack_Quack]

Yeah he's real.

He's my D&D DM

 

[Freelance Police]

Of course he's real, they caught him on video.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Santa is real and if you disagree you're a faggot

 

[NoWayBro]

Of course Santa Claus is real. Who else would give me this cool hat?

 

[des Pudels Kern]

Santa Claus is literally real, and the Earth is figuratively flat. If people go around dressed up like a big fat guy who brings gifts there's a reality to that (not to mention historicity). If you build a house with a laser level you live on the flat earth in practice, and for all intents and purposes it is flat for you, and for everyone you know. The factual spheroid nature of the planet is meaningless.

 

[I glow in the dark]

Anyone who says no is a quadruple nigger and a heartless faggot who obvious never had parents who loved them as a child.

 

[Bad as Can]

Yes, this is the only True & Honest Santa:

 

[Helvetia]

Umm, Santa obviously exists. He's why I get presents despite being a Jew, right?

 

[stupid fufu]

It was revealed to me in a dream that Santa bought me an Xbox Series X. Therefore, Santa Claus is real. It is you who is wrong stalker.
Enjoy coal for Christmas.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Santa is real, Kojima confirmed it.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Of course Santa is real. He was at the Council of Nicea where he punched out Arius for being a heretic.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Guys, I'm pretty sure Santa Claus isn't real.