random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Fire Flight]

Like with every troon, the gender shit is part of his mental illness.

 

[BirdUp]

I'm not a pervert, goddammit.

 

[PetiteFeet]

What would Naruto say?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Holy edamame, please let him move to rural Japan.

I'd fight to the death to defend my right to eat chili cheesedogs over my dashboard!

Ok do they seriously call them "skeets" on bluesky? I hit puberty c. 2003, I remember what "skeet skeet" meant

What's the word for something that's rare and unvalued?

I wanted to complete this by adding a picture of the retard in question

 

[Space Police]

i am sick of using bus wifi

 

[Chromeo]

No sadder words of tongue or pen; "Kiwi Farms was right again".

Is there online Juggalo college?

i would fuck a monster boy all day but i will never involve children and/or babies in it

Parents aren't even real idiot. You actually believe in some type of entity called "mom" and "dad"?? Fuckin retards man

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

911 isn't for your pets being dead you enormous fucking retard.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Unfortunately, tanuki power comes from their massive ballsacks, so I think our neutered friend here is out of luck.

Anyway, that's why, a long time before bishonens were a thing, people invented elves, I mean the taller kind of them.

 

[BirdUp]

She later attempted to grab that Black kid's dick.

Just shows how wrong you always are, child, little baby child. You've never been swatted in Microsoft Access '97 for Windows, and it really shows. Enjoy Excel.

 

[Cnidarian]

The AGP fursona is a holographic projection from the phallus—a spiritual dick pic.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

didnt you get outed as a fart fetishist?

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Every entertainment industry is being aggressively shaped into an increasingly restrictive and risk-averse production pipeline and studio system. I could be posting this into almost any other thread in Multimedia, or Games.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Brittany Venti is going to kill herself, I will make it happen with my mind!!!

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

> someone tries to dox you but they get it wrong so you correct them
Can't decide if massive gigachad or massive retard

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Girls only care about cock. I think. Idk I've never had sex.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It looks like prostate cancer has put that idea on the back burner, thank God.

Yet, ResetEra is still with us, so what do I know?

 

[|o|]

Joshua Moon, I'm not going to engage in your self-flagellation rituals to help you cope with the guilt from your doxxing website. Natsu was wronged by your site, and you are turning his suffering into a sexual fetish. That's just wrong. I want to speak to Natsu himself.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I can't believe Rekieta made an argument so good, they let him off without charges, locked Aaron, Josh, and Sean away for life, and actually got a third wife awarded to him by the state. Haters BTFO!!!!!1!!!!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"It's not dead, it's pining for matrimony!"

 

[Bill Evans 45]

And who decided train fixations are a stereotypically autistic fixation?

That's a 2 cycle gas powered Craftsman blower, lower end of power for gas but they're still very effective compared to a
cord operated or shitty little battery powered blower.

EpiPen. Drug of choice for the mentally impaired. She’s gonna EpiPen herself into cardiac arrest.

"Queer" doesn't really mean gay anymore, these days it mostly means heterosexual women with dyed hair who are fat and like reading fanfiction about men who are not fat