random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cnidarian]

in my opinion, caring for retards is a must because at the end of the day, we are all human no matter what we looks like.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Damn it. We were so close to nigger rape. So close.

 

[Meat Target]

If you don't have a burger in one hand and a gun in another, you might as well have one dick in each hand and like five in your mouth.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I celebrate Hanukkah

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Gunt got the pink triangle of passports.

Why is it black and white?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Count Chocula won fair and square. Frankenberry is a punk who can't let go of power.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Believe in god? Read this thread and you'll soon believe he's dead or he's just an asshole.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Guess again, faggot. If you don't have a burger in one hand and a gun in another, you might as well have one dick in each hand and like five in your mouth.

 

[Potato Burrito]

"If dick in pussy is gay sex then your dad is gay"

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, well buster you better pump the brakes, because I'll have you know this nigger is a quarter goose.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

What? Bruh. Since ehwn has a confessional ever smelled like that?

He's Indian

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I recognize that Roblox oc from an old fnaf rp-turned-erp game on roblox.

You know, I prefer the horrors I see to be a little more old school.

If you sincerely believe that the goal is fighting organized crime, please message me, you might be eligible for a bulk discount on the bridges I've got for sale

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Explain about stepping on a penis for pizza.

Not going to lie, I just use this guy's because he's autistic enough to trust.

I'm just imagining this as a roaming gang of stray cats breaking into someone's audio office and eating everything in sight.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Of course, America isn't quite the same country anymore, there was a time when people understand the old adage that you always hang horse thieves but sometimes you let murderers go because there's just no such thing as a horse that needs stealing, but a man that needs killing? Well, now, that does exist.

In an alternate reality you could be leading a motorized rebel column towards DC right now.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Burt fact, thanks @DOORSTUCK for the find:
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I consume at 200+ grams of protein every day from Whey Protein Shakes, Perfect Amino, and KFC Fried Chicken.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Almost all important events in Romanian history happen in the winter. Because a Romanian man would start a revolution instead of shoveling his driveway.

I am nearly always right on politisperg matters because my hatred, disgust and dismay are universal and fairly distributed for all the political class, regardless of leanings.

Strange how you seem so well versed in Taylor Lorenz feet lore.....

Never ever risk yourself in any capacity to help a new Yorker, they aren't real people, they are livestock raised to feed hungry niggers.

It's debatable if America deserved 9/11 but New York certainly did.

This fucking guy bought a 9 pound tub of Bacon Up.

Boy would these people be hilarious to drop on a deserted island.

This video is autistic as fuck and the whole time I was more intrigued on whether or not this individual was a pooner or a really high estrogen male than the video itself.

That's the photo you see telling you the ravages of white phosphorus missiles or some shit.
That has to be a human right violation

A real documentarian would have torn up the plan on the spot and immediately retreated to the editing bay, never to emerge until he'd recut the entire film into a Grand Guignol cautionary tale about hubris, incompetence, and degeneracy. But no, he took years to produce a whitewashed fraud that played at one troon film festival and promptly disappeared so profoundly that it's as if he never made it at all.

just put the hard drives in a basket, leave them on Werner Herzog's doorstep and ring the bell

Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...

I have questions.
Many questions.
I fear the answers.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Don't be Assad cause it's over. Be Asshappy cause it happened.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Hi Devin, I haven't heard from you since l sent you that long rant explaining how you're the true bad guy in this situation.

Source is Albert "Burt" Appouh from Fishtank.live season 3, from the leaked text messages in this post (credit to @Blackstar ) in which Burt shakes down one of his "tutoring"/test-taking clients for payment and threatens doxxing and blackmail.

 

[Windy Moors]

Ralph does a one arm dab because his arm is still fucked (16:25)

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Is it really a "fandom" when you're not even a fan of anything other than rape?

Why do all dog rapists have the same look?

Picture, for a second you are a furry (I know, nobody reading this thread possibly could), a socially ostracized and hated community.