💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hamstirer]

Perfect gadgets for Jack

 

[biggacracka]

Perfect gadgets for Jack

The chicken shredder would be a funny gift for a stoner, but you risk getting choked by jack's remaining arm

 

[Hamstirer]

Hahaha I thought that looked like something I've seen before but couldn't place it. That's definitely a giant grinder.

 

[densedance]

 

[p1138]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYHnm1S2lLk
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"seezning and turkey parts"

This fucking retard buys some weird turkey breast pack with gravy, didn't read the fucking package. It's right on the fucking package, TWICE.

And pre-seezend, so he's got to seezin it more "sweet garlic salt", in other words he found a garlic salt bottle loaded with fucking brown sugar, and their "onion butter" is just salt, sugar, and onion powder... yes in that order(and still has sugar as another ingredient after that).

https://fireandsmokesociety.com/collections/spices-rubs/products/holy-garlic

https://fireandsmokesociety.com/collections/spices-rubs/products/onion-butter

As usual, only put seezning on one side... and turkey necks? This fucking guy bought a 9 pound tub of Bacon Up. If he wasn't drinking all of the fucking grease from everything, he could have saved that much over the course of a year with the way he eats. The fact that a 9 pound tub of this shit exists(he whined previously that he couldn't get the 21 pound version because it sold out) is disgusting.

2:57 Now he thinks he's cooking chicken.

"it's beautiful" referring to the bacon up.. says it's like "satin" and mentions how good it feels on your fingertips. Is he jerking off with this shit?

Jesus fucking christ, at 3:41 the camera cuts. The bacon grease in the pot looks disgusting, the turkey already looks fucked up.. what the fuck?


The screenshot of the cooked turkey above, he's blown away, claims it looks beautiful. Picks up the most burnt piece of meat, claims the seezning is amazing... yeah because it's 50% sugar. Says he's going to do this shit for christmas dinner and threatens us with another "chili".

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The man is a vindictive prick

Full stop; just look at how he treats everyone. Granted, he's such a glutton that he almost never interacted with people outside of a food context, but he is just a vindictive prick in general. The shark tank guys making him cry on television will forever be one of my favorite Jack moments, because it is one of the only times something pierced that skull of his he couldn't wave away.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Its really one thing to be on the carnivore diet, but Jack somehow made himself look like more of a fat fuck, like fucking bacon grease, really?

If anyone else did this, it would be a fun food experiment, but this is a man who repeatedly insists he's on a diet and getting better yet makes shit that could give him a heart attack or another stroke.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYHnm1S2lLk
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RFK Jr managed to deep fry a whole turkey in beef tallow and it looked amazing. I wouldn't feed this shit to a wild animal.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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This is absolutely revolting. I know we joke about Fatty and his inability to cook but this? I legit felt like throwing up after seeing this.

And the worst part is? He's using a fucking Butterball roast. But of course he needs to say it looks beautiful. Just one more example that Fatty only sees "meat" and doesn't care how it actually looks.

 

[Adamska]

I could comment on why deep frying turkey in bacon is an exercise in stupidity, or talk about the horrible gravy packet that looks like a jumbo version of an orange sauce packets. But instead I want to point out that he has a branded cooking stump.


This fucker intentionally demanded he get a branded cooking stump that apes shit like Ordinary Sausage and Babish when this shithole got built. He bought this.

 

[Bishounen Collector]

Why season the outside of the meat before it goes in the deep fryer? It's not like he battered it after seasoning, so it just gets all burnt up and washed off in the bacon oil anyway. Not to mention the SEEZNING he used is full of sugar, so now the oil is black and full of burned sugar. This has got to be one of Jack's most retarded "recipes" ever.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This has got to be one of Jack's most retarded "recipes" ever.

All his recipes are retarded. That's literally his only mode. He's either retarded, super retarded or asleep / dead / comatose / had another stroke.

 

[biggacracka]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYHnm1S2lLk
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That's the photo you see telling you the ravages of white phosphorus missiles or some shit.
That has to be a human right violation

 

[Super Hans v2]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYHnm1S2lLk
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1. Very timely of Jack to show a turkey video a week after Thanksgiving. I'm starting to think God blesses us though Jack's failures, because I'm sure one of us retards would try doing this if he released it two weeks ago.

2. Wait, he fried his turkey in seed oil last year? Right wing people have been saying for years that using seed oils is about as healthy as drinking arsenic. It's amazing Jack has stayed a basic bitch boomercon while scrolling tiktok for hours a day.

3. "It feels good on your fingers." Mind telling us what else on, Jack?

 

[Shartavius]

You know that lying, fat faggot chugged that surprise bag of gravy like it was pedialyte. I imagine him choking due to trying to excuse it by yelling "SHOULDN'T LET THIS GO TO WASTE" to an empty house while guzzling it, then leaving the mess for Tammy to find and clean under the assumption that Jack's diaper broke in the kitchen again.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Kiwi Farmers are just jealous because they don't sneason their frying oil to the proper used toiled color and consistency.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack used the bacon up water as a douche.

This made me almost sad. But I hate Jack I don't care anymore. Jack would insult anyone who's got super cancer and sucks a 9mm but Jack will do this? I hope when Jack die he leaves his YT password to his faggot son.

 

[The Stranger]

"It feels good on your fingers." Mind telling us what else on, Jack?

 

[Gentlebastard]

This fucker intentionally demanded he get a branded cooking stump that apes shit like Ordinary Sausage and Babish when this shithole got built. He bought this.

Oh, it's worse than that when you think about it. Both of Ordinary Sausage's cutting boards (one of them broke and was replaced) were personalized gifts from viewers, if I recall correctly. Babish, on the other hand, has his own line of kitchenware, and is using and promoting his own merch; so, while it has less personal/intimate appeal, it compensates with profit to his channel and ultimately himself.

Jack's, meanwhile, lacks any sort of interest: he came into possession of it, not for being liked by his audience to the point of receiving gifts, but by whining at MommyWife about his delusions of grandeur. He also gains nothing from it because, if he can barely sell his shitty t-shirts and baseball hats, I doubt anyone is dropping ~$100 (with shipping and handling) on a bland, bottom of the barrel, barely personalized stump cutting board.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is how real men fry their turkey.