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[Law]

He's just orangutanmaxxing at this point.

 

[Would]

Familial love can be queer if porn and anime has taught us anything.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"...So, anyway, she raped that poor girl with her penis, and that's why she isn't allowed near the child's play area any more."

Anal Secrets was one of my favorite X-Files episodes

I don't think this dudes a Troon he just looks like a genetically engineered homosexual.

Call me Puritan Hitler but I do think that the things people jack off to are indicative of their character. If you're jacking off to rape, incest and pedo """roleplay""", I think you should face the wall.

The more damning information you reveal about yourself here the more interesting you become, and you're browsing quite literally the worst possible site to become a person of interest.

Why the hell did you come to the farms? What are you doing here, man?

Looks like someone made a Thanksgiving version of goatse.

>do survey at moscow state university ca 1955
>wow, almost all of them are proud supporters of stalin! soviet communism is the future, all the smart people agree!

The dude in the green legit looks like he works in the torture chamber of a local evil baron's castle, heating up the clamps.

 

[Shartavius]

Ok but why does jr sound like Mickey mouse crawled up his ass and bit him in the balls?

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I'm sorry guys I can't hold it in any longer Tulsi Gabbard is so hot.

He has been photographed as every ethnicity imaginable. He is a one man Village People.

We already established I get to be JD Vance when I'm not larping as gene stealer.

Meanwhile the hohol is being assraped in Kursk while the salient is crumbling. Anyway you’re a big fat crying fag.

i had a mini stroke reading this like 18 times.

 

[polyester]

[Defendants affirmatively allege that Patrick was unreasonably loud, boisterous, appeared to be intoxicated]

Or white serial killers, a type of nigger.

 

[DickMain]

Oh no, not the Monday cumdump party

Feature request: Microsoft Negrotech George Droid Negroid as a playable race

But he does send death threats to so many meteorologists, like he did with everyone else opposing him.

What is the local cheese selection situation, if you don't mind me asking?

Ok but I'm not going to read any of that unless you tell me how it's going to help me sell more burgers

Aww sweet, a schizo thread!

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Asians are racist enough to understand the difference between westerner and gentleman of afroamerican descent.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

You guys can try to degrade his art until it becomes so bad it could be put in a museum. But that's only because you don't appreciate his talents. You plebians don't understand because you imposters are not worthy of its beauty. You guys simply fail to see the erotic gay sex, the edgy furfag humor, or the high quality style only the finest of homosexuals could create. Mmmmm, yes what what. You imbeciles are just simply the wrong quotient of intelligence to truly understand. Tata.

 

[Markass the Worst]

When you call yourself a "shitposter", what you're really saying is that you're a despicable person who harms people because you're insecure about who you are and the fact that you contribute nothing of value to the world.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/daniel-micay-strcat-strncat-thestinger-grapheneos.165912/post-19955831

 

[Hitman One]

"i dont know whats going on and i refuse to read further. fuck joe biden and niggers"

 

[Oliver Onions]

If he tries to do his own electric this thread is going to go inactive very quickly.

 

[scathefire]

Trail of tears. Hah, More like the trail of queers.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

hurt myself in my ass hoel@! hurt hurt HURT! MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr. Butt]

i can’t even fathom what porn has done to the human race

 

[Spud]

I can get destroyed with a group of gays

 

[Aunt Carol]

(I was curious about this phenomenon, and both reasons given are even stupider than I thought)

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

[snip of text from an image of a seething tranny] YOU PIECES OF SHIT ARE GOING IN THE CHUD PIT BECAUSE YOU LIKED KIWIFARMS NAZIS HARASSING ME AND DARVOING ABOUT THEIR TRANSPHOBIA. FOLLLOW YOUR LEADER, HITLERITES

 

[Thé au lait]

The difference between me and people like here that sperg out for endless hours about one obsessive subject is that I would put these people into psychiatric wards and medicate them away from society as paraphiliacs, which they are.

It's so over. Man this is so fucking sad, man. Fuck my life dude. I'm done, you guys have a great night. I fucking hate my life man. I'm gonna fuck a dude.

mahogeny sun gods can sun god their way over to my plantation and PICK THE FUCKING COTTON YOU STUPID NIGGER

 

[Gentlebastard]

He refuses to listen to a kiddy fiddler in a mitre, but he thoroughly listens to kiddy fiddlers in dresses.

This is why South Park stopped being funny. We're living in a never-ending episode of it.

Classic schoolkids pranking the uptight teacher!

Some salt in the coffee, a tack on the chair, getting them beheaded by Islamic terrorists

Reminds me of my youth

“Tyrese. Let me axe Ya’all a question. You got three apples and this nigga who wants to suck your weiner but he looks like a girl. He wants 2 1/5 of those apples. What is that in decimal of that and how is this nigga a beautiful lady that you should let skeet in your ass?”

I suspect he's an elderly, obese man that likes to project his odd sexual fetishes onto others during Internet arguments.

Guess what? IT WAS AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTING!

Now when Grandpa drank, he'd use the nigger word and call my 8-year-old cousin a faggot to his face. Man was a legend.

I've read thousands upon thousands of books, watched hundreds of films, been a patron of live theater and orchestra and opera for nearly thirty years, and one day I sincerely hope that I can stop lying about having watched Babylon 5.

Think of this as the pareto distribution of fat faggots.

We should legally be allowed to hunt fat people for their blubber

Fucking of course it was Kellogg. It's always fucking Kellogg. You can't discuss jack shit in American History without John Harvey fucking Kellogg coming up somewhere.