💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Markorian said:
5. In all the altercations we've seen, most provided by pat himself, HE is the aggressive one escalating things, not the police.
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Remember the recent court document in which the cops described their encounter?
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Fucking classic
 
Judge Holden said:
Remember the recent court document in which the cops described their encounter?
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Fucking classic
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This is one of the weirdest lolcowest things about Rick - let's assume all of his bullshit is true - really true not even Technicality Thompson true - who the fuck acts like this to the cops?

Niggers, that's who. Or white serial killers, a type of nigger.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
let's assume all of his bullshit is true - really true not even Technicality Thompson true - who the fuck acts like this to the cops?

Niggers, that's who. Or white serial killers, a type of nigger.
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I've recently discovered those police cam channels. And two things stood out to me:

  1. While most police officers do their best not to shoot people, they do not hesitate at all to use non-lethal force and handcuff the subjects as soon as they show any sign of aggression.
  2. Once you're told "put your hands behind your back", there's no going back. Every time that happens, no amount of "sorry" or "please" will undo the fact you're going to jail to get booked. I must have seen this scenario 100s of times, and not even once the officer backed down.

Even if you argue that Pat didn't try to punch an officer in that video, he did try to escape while being held. He acted belligerently and in a threatening way. Furthermore, in the very first second of that footage, you can hear the officer ordering him to put his hands behind his back, and he refused to do so... and somehow got away with it.

My point being: the way the police treated Patrick was beyond extraordinarily tame. Talk about being incredibly privileged.

I won't pretend to know anything about the american justice process, but I can't conceive how any judge would watch that footage (and all the other evidence) and not instantly realize Pat is the fat antagonizing idiot at fault here.
Judge Holden said:
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This one is up there with "Sir, please don't do that".

I just hope the vandal that infested Henry's campus with the "I'm not the Teletubbies sun, child." poster don't get any ideas! Pat would not enjoy that.
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Two Mile Brick said:
Gilbert Gottfried has my vote for AI voices.
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No, child. It doesn't. You vote for AI Trump voice, because it sounds more like the actual person and it makes F@t seethe more.

Enjoy being corrected.
Wodanaz said:
this is basically just a hollywood hulk hogan post
I don't wanna hear from anyone how hhh is just trolling
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I don't think HHH is a troll. I suspect he's an elderly, obese man that likes to project his odd sexual fetishes onto others during Internet arguments.
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Adrienne was making a book/picture album with all the info, to give her when she was old enough to understand it all.
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Why bother? There's no way anyone not subjected to the Expanding Waistline Universe for at least a month would ever believe someone who acts like Rick does 24/7 is real.

It'd be like when we talked about how funny it'd be if Hollywood made a biopic about Pig Tits. The actors playing in it giving interviews would have to give Oscar-caliber performances convincing others the movie is based on an actual person and the script wasn't just shit out by a Pajeet-made AI.
Useful_Mistake said:
The only time a Jedi has chosen not to kill was when Luke confronted the Emperor, and if Vader hadn't intervened then Luke would have died, because he was a retard. Jedi understand that use of violence may be necessary to stop evil.
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Wrong as always, ch... actually, you're 100% correct, stalker. Vader watched his son get what he deserved for being a pussy, content to let the rather slow process occur. Then he remembered how badass he thought it was when he, as Anakin, found all those kids hiding on Coruscant (and turned them into a police report people will post pictures of but is still somehow a lie) that he showed his lightsaber to. He at that moment felt love for his son and hoped he might learn from his example so he yeeted that old faggot Emporer into the trash chute. He never liked that guy anyway.

But it was Patrick who learned from Vader. He saw a sterling example of why men should threaten to murder children, born or not. He then remembered diced up kids is even more badass-Jedi-adjacent and boom!, an artisanal pepperoni business is born.
 
Tiny Tim non-update:

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Yes, just waiting for that minor formality. How long has it been?

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Thank you, Twitter account XmasCarnageFail.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Assuming he doesn't end up enjoying prison due to swatting himself, there is a non-0% chance that Rick becomes a regular talking head on Lefty echo chambers during Trump's second reich. I would love to see pig-tits' swollen face on TV waffling on about shit he has no understanding of.
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Why not both?
Let him have his 15 minutes of Fame cut down my controversy. It will make anyone who associates with him look worse in retrospect.
 
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Choosing not to kill as a game mechanic to do what? Go on to not kill more people? A non lethal run playing as a jedi who uses force mind tricks to just fool the sith into giving up? What fucking gameplay would you have in a star wars game if you weren't killing people with lightsabers or blasters? He's as shit an idea guy as he is a writer.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
The only time a Jedi has chosen not to kill was when Luke confronted the Emperor, and if Vader hadn't intervened then Luke would have died, because he was a retard. Jedi understand that use of violence may be necessary to stop evil.
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Luke didn't have the ability to kill the emperor regardless, sparing Vader was the only chance he had to win. Keep in mind this is basically George Lucas ripping off the dynamic between frodo and gollum.
 
Welp, Pat's right about pacifist runs in Deus Ex being cool. Fat broken clocks, and all that.
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
who the fuck acts like this to the cops?
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A real life tough guy who will spoon-feed you your own teeth, child. Even the stalker police report acknowledged that Pat is a drunken master of Ca-pork-eira and Pencak Si-fat, also Fatkido, written "the way of boisterousness".

If Pat wasn't so vengeful and bitter, he'd be an old-school, lovable big dumb drunk. He'd be the loud guy at Hoolie's and they'd end up naming a sandwich after him.
 
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Wodanaz said:
Choosing not to kill as a game mechanic to do what? Go on to not kill more people? A non lethal run playing as a jedi who uses force mind tricks to just fool the sith into giving up? What fucking gameplay would you have in a star wars game if you weren't killing people with lightsabers or blasters? He's as shit an idea guy as he is a writer.
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Not to mention, he's talking about 2 Soy Wars games that are third person action games and comparing them to two series of immersive sims. You can't do a stealth run in the Soy Wars games he mentioned. It's like if someone played GTA games and then complained why their hand-to-hand combat mechanics aren't nearly as good as the UFC games.
 
Look, if Rick wants Thief 2 but in Star Wars, then more power to him. It's been damn hard to make a sneak game of that caliber and I'd love for more companies to try.

(The secret is sneak games are puzzle games, more like Portal than Quake.)
 
Let's be real, what Pat really needs to try is Disco Elysium. It's a game pretty much tailor made for pseudo intellectual political sperg non-gamers like him.Maybe he can flex his IQ when the game praises him for his marxist worldview or something.
 
Greg Costikyan had tons of non-lethal, puzzle-y and pacifist options for players in the old Star Wars RPG. Costikyan is kind of like a dark mirror version of Pat - he's gotten sci-fi books published, nerds care about what he has to say, and he created a well-loved work of sci-fi satire with Paranoia. He's gotten interviews as an "opinated blogger" but the stuff he wrote was actually thoughtful. He's also not fat and can grow facial hair, and also hasn't had any run-ins with Milwaukee police. I bet he's fun to get a beer with.
Let's be real, what Pat really needs to try is Disco Elysium. It's a game pretty much tailor made for pseudo intellectual political sperg non-gamers like him.Maybe he can flex his IQ when the game praises him for his marxist worldview or something.
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Too smart for Pat. What he needs to try is Nation States.
 
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