random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[supremeautismo]

MY MIND IS UNRAVELLING AND I FEEL DETACHED FROM REALITY IN A VORTEX OF REPEATING HAPPENINGS

 

[stupid frog]

Have Ralph attend as Tiny Tim. But instead of 'God bless us, everyone' it's GOD BLESS THE GOAALLLL

 

[BirdUp]

see, its like a cows. It doesn't matter. It's moo.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

HE IS NOT SHITTING OUT OF SPITE!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why not just make a casserole like a normal person who can't cook?

 

[Pedophobe]

Why do you keep a hierarchy of fursona acceptability and why are birds at the bottom of it?

Surprise surprise. The discord mods are drunk on power again.

What a vortex of autism and degeneracy.

And as you can tell from this description, there's a lot of mentally stunted people who never matured pass their adolescence.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I feel like I'd have less problems with lolis if there wasn't so many people responding to them with "I WANT TO FUCK THEM SO GODDAMN BAD IT FUCKING HURTS"

She might be retarded, but she's still the best girl, and you should pet her.

You got reindeer feces in your stocking?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Perhaps the exact moment when his brain totally breaks can be pinpointed?

Does his birth certificate have a timestamp?

Excellent, glad to hear he's still suffering the consequences of his own actions and decisions. Long may it continue, as this man is the poster boy of 'fuck around and find out'

 

[Thé au lait]

I know you said it's masturbatory but this feels perfect for the random text

I smash box, you don't even KNOW

https://rumble.com/v5uatxn-mad-at-the-internet-november-29th-2024.html

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Fucking of course it was Kellogg. It's always fucking Kellogg. You can't discuss jack shit in American History without John Harvey fucking Kellogg coming up somewhere.

 

[Axiom.]

"I SMASH BOX, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW" - Null, Mad At The Internet, November 29th, 2024.

 

[PhoBingas]

You can't fool me, Robert Griffin III. I know that's just you in drag and where you've been since retirement now.

Couldn't hack it in the NFL so you decided to go dominate some poor women in soccer to make yourself feel better, huh? Sad, Robert. Sad.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

There is nothing sexual about constipation and you are the degenerate to assume so.

Anyways, the wizard and his sentient dildo are off to find some magical prunes.

I have never been so excited in my entire fox life.

Out of character: are you guys there too? Is one of you Dildo Faggins?

That's not sweat, it's piss and ale.

Are we talking girls with dicks or real women with boobs?

 

[Bloitzhole]

pornography goes hand in hand with masturbation (pun intended) and masturbation is in fact sex with demonic entities

 

[Aunt Carol]

a chance to possibly grow bald cypress, goldenrod, meadowbeauty, bee blossom, mouse-eared coreopsis, sourwood, sneezeweed, indian grass, southern catalpa, and/or buttonbush for free? sign me up, faggot.

There is nothing in the Bible that says you are forgiven because you are retarded.

 

[barbie meat]

You’re gonna suck whatever I pull from this TomboyX Non-Binary Loincloth for Mascs with Built-in Menstrual Cup

 

[BirdUp]

Titties are awesome and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A side-effect of approaching cows directly so you can get upvotes on the Farms is having people find out that you are or at least were a practicing attorney in Ohio and you love fat chicks. You should have stayed on Reddit.
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we love compiling info on gross gun-trannies don't we folks?

The fact that a place like ResetEra even exists blows my mind. Imagine going to Reddit and thinking "Man this place needs MORE rules and moderation!" like how far gone you would have to be to think that.

Lazerpig, if you're reading this I want you to know that you and NAFO have become so boring and predictable that you can't even inspire tank autists to debate anymore, and we are now reduced to talking about MtG decks to keep the thread alive.

Why do you keep a hierarchy of fursona acceptability and why are birds at the bottom of it?

Are we still arguing about transtesticles?

laaaast christmas, I gave you my sneed, the very next day I got your poz seed.

My expectations for these guys are so low that I'm slightly shocked to realise that they have their own sex toys and not communally shared ones. "Finished with the green dilator, Kev? I'd swear I've lost an inch waiting for you."

Who the hell is Antisemite Santa?

 

[Cnidarian]

So what the fuck do you have to be doing where Rush Limbaugh as judge of Naked Court is your temptation/torment?

 

[Dr. Butt]

"The Devil Sneeds Pizza"

I’ve been skeeting my way into many different circles.