random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Haffhart]

gradual and total enshittification

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

 

[Aunt Carol]

of all things in life to stake your emotional state on
i would not recommend it being this

EVEN THE MILFS ARE GETTING IN ON THE PISS WAVE!

 

[JustSomeDong]

I want to fuck Kamala

Kamala definitely has a hairy vagina, bc she’s a democrat, which I absolutely fuck with. I sometimes jerk my shit imagining I’m fucking her with her big tits, but I think her face is ugly as fuck so I imagine her face as a hyena. Am I weird. Fuck no, she has suckable hyena dd cup tits, maybe even e cups. I will not stop until I can fuck Kamala because my dick will not be satisfied until it goes inside Kamala. I like fucking furries, but Kamala is the final boss. Can any of y’all help me?

 

[Syzyg]

maybe if Null did a performative dance while half the screen was subway surfer they'd pay attention to a video instead

 

[CEO of Gay]

kiwi farms is just "Russian bots" for trans folks, huh?

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Oh fuck, I'm not even safe in sad threads from you solzhenitsyns. Please quit breathing.

 

[DickMain]

For a second I thought he finally died or said something this time, but it's just arguing about pronouns because someone saw a fucking Tumblr post.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hello Kiwi Farms.

This is the official account of Vice President-elect J.D. Vance. I fully support everything Joshua Moon has done and I will do everything in my power to serve the American people.

No, I'm actually J.D. Vance.

ok, faggot

No, I'm Dirty Dan J.D. Vance!

It's actually me, guys.

Barron, tell the boomers to stop being gay faggots.

 

[Dr. Butt]

First of all, Stalin had a better moustache.

 

[hl2_linux]

This is a part of your personal punishment from the divine for letting skibbidi Biden happen.

 

[BirdUp]

Penus Status: Still no erection to this day.

 

[DickMain]

(dunno if it's in good taste to quote a chomo for random_txt, but we have plenty of shitty people in it already so)

 

[BirdUp]

It cannot be said that the discovery of Pluto inspired the writing of the tale. C. W. Tombaugh had discovered the planet on February 18, 1930, after ten months of searching, but it was first announced on the front page of the New York Times only on March 14, to coincide with the 147th anniversary of the discovery of Uranus and the seventy-fifth anniversary of the birth of Percival Lowell, who had himself searched for a trans- Neptunian planet. HPL was tremendously captivated by the discovery: the day after its announcement he writes, "Whatcha thinka the NEW PLANET? HOT STUFF!!! It is probably Yuggoth" (HPL to James F. Morton, [March 15, 1930]; AHT).

 

[Doom House V]

Well I had all three of the new whoppers yesterday here are my thoughts

 

[Gentlebastard]

I give deliberately shitty gifts to people, but I also hide gift cards inside. The face people make when you give them a chia pet will never not be funny to me.

I remember the toilet steak video from a long time ago but totally forgot about it until now.

He genuinely has a unique imagination, there's a spark of genius buried deep beneath his craziness.
Have you seen his video where he makes a pizza on his kitchen floor?

What part of “the Internet is forever” do these kids not understand?!?

So he wants to be a stand-up comedian? I'm impressed that he can stand up at all.

If I had a nickel for every neo Nazi group I was part of over three months that imploded I'd have at least 60 nickels

 

[Tablet County]

You just lost your Virginity and the first thing you hear is "WOOOOAH BUDDY!"

 

[Syzyg]

From Genchat @Astro Loafo said

I hate that every time I look into it I always get more confirmation I'm a fken troon

 

[Seafarer]

 

[Rick The Stick]

" I didnt care about the jews,blacks or gays but then they made my video games bad and millions had to die for it"
-Hitler 2