random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Syzyg]

they're both gay, latent mass shooters, so there's no harm. If anything they may de-radicalize by finding their respective soulmate.

what could more fittingly come out of a gossip website than a gay couple?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Proud true n honest sociopath

 

[Battyforluv]

Fuck off

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Remember folks, the blackpill is a suppository -- you're supposed to take it and shove it up your ass.

YOU WILL TAKE DOWN THIS INFORMATION.

I love Trump's little shimmy. His inability to dance combined with his insistence on dancing speaks to me on a personal level.

You are a faggot debating armor reality feasibility in a fantasy game where I'm expected to believe a chick half the weight of an opponent can kung fu flip to victory.

SAY STEPHEN KING IS TSUNDERE ELON SAY IT!

Spoiler: Bonus

I can't believe a man who said that Weezer is the best band in the universe is now both the 45th and 47th POTUS.

 

[Tablet County]

Fuck off

 

[Syzyg]

Yeah fuck this shit, Imma write to daddy Trumpy to take the farms down.

 

[Tablet County]

Taught to do complex math or other distracting thoughts when using the restroom so as to "not think about G-d during an immodest time."

Trashcan my post and quit ignoring me you bitch
edit: alright thanks

 

[Seafarer]

Open Source Developers belong in some sort of Communist Chinese internment camp for feral autists where they drop in a crate of AI-generated fetish porn, McDonalds, and Anime DVDs every day, and extract Rust code like a farmer collecting eggs. Not a single one of them can manage their little fiefdoms of bullshit competently.

 

[DickMain]

dorknerds

REKIETA: Inside your cells, yes, mostly your hair cells. They've probably rewired parts of your brain, so you're like a superhero, like one of the X-Men if the X-Men did cocaine. And we are symbionts with the metabolites, like Venom, the negro Spider-Man. It's not racist for me to say that because I have a black friend who introduced the daughter of one his occasional fucks to the world of BDSM. Like how fucking awesome is that? High Five! Don't leave me hanging!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The way he says "heyyyy bitch" is the faggotiest cadence I have ever heard in my life. It is physically impossible for a human being to sound more gay.

Cooking with Cuck!

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This cock up my ass? Ironic, obviously. Get a life, nerds.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm a bit disappointed you didn't die, but we can't always get what we want.

 

[PhoBingas]

I actually went out of my way to ask a trans person why they're so obsessed with knives and I was informed that I was imagining things.

Then they threatened to stab me

 

[74164978231]

Am I a computer? Cause that would be so cool

 

[DickMain]

I was reading a history book earlier like the absolute fucking nerd I am, and I came across something that made me chuckle:

I don't know if images ever qualify for the random.txt, but this one slayed me

 

[Syzyg]

One moment I was talking to him about Halo and the next he was literally raping a random woman like he was some sort of pitbull rapist.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"Hello my fellow corn-fed yokels. I'm coming to you again today from my ranch and with my cowboy hat because I was fishing this morning while singing gospel songs and a thought occurred to me. When you really think about how the frontier was won, how our ancestors fought and died for this land, and the spirit of America, it's pretty clear that 8 year olds should get neovaginas. I mean, when we set aside all the partisan bickering and just get down to brass tacks (my grandma Bessy made her log cabin with brass tacks), can't we all just agree that kindergarteners need to learn about butt plugs?"

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

In the grim darkness of the year 2025 there is only fat. Millions of melanated children are ground up every day to sustain the Hog Emperor of Pigkind, seated upon his Fart Throne in Holy Milwaukee.

 

[DickMain]

LONDON BREED: Star of

Young and Blacked
Well Hung Homies IV&V
Twink Tales 8:“FILL ME UP PAPI!”

 

[Tablet County]

You know, maybe that Simpsons prediction was just talking about Warski in a dress the entire time.

You're not gonna die because some fat Canadian doesn't think Trump is the end-all be-all of the Right Wing.

The dick picks were not, in fact, spoilered successfully.

Having to see this faggot's penis every time I need to select an image for 5 hours is fucking draining.