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[Meat Target]

Pink Triangle sets off A&N firestorm after libtarded fucking post - TheSockiestSock handed ammo to gleeful K-Farmers Tuesday night when he seemed to post something so retarded that it already got immediate negrates.

From Brandon "ValkyrieBrynn" Kellett:

I can't do anything on the internet because my body is too breedable I guess I'll get a burka for you.

any man who would fuck you would also fuck a ham sandwich or two sofa pillows. Probably even a vaguely butt shaped tree trunk.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm not going to need my organs once I've been freed from my flesh prison. Let someone else have them.

Can I have your testicles? There's nothing wrong with mine, I just want MORE.

So not only is this troon vile, clockable from 30 yards, and a walking stereotype, but he's also willing to pay for four different dating apps just to get BTFO'd

I don't know... irreversible dick-origami seems a little more extreme than riding out a bad haircut for a few weeks or a case of the runs for a day or two.

Thank goodness this was good faith disinformation!

I just wonder if you broke open his skull and inventoried the contents, how much would be worms, how much would be squirming toads, how much would just be empty vacuoles of liquid. Would there even be any brain matter?

Making shitty chili with rotten meat, feeding it to people from your local church, and then bitching about not winning an award is certainly an original concept.

He was just as unhinged back then as he is now.

I wish I could experience reading this thread for the first time again.

he writes like someone who’s sad and fat and gay

He is giving us so much new lore. He is his worst own whistleblower

Those aren't "tiers of retardation", stalker. Those are dominant Tomlinson phenotypes. Enjoy prison.

he asked just why I as a teenage boy fudge packer knew any of this

I am in heaven. I am in hell. My body is wracked with agony as I laugh and yet I cannot fucking stop.

 

[Tablet County]

MomentS? I don't even have a top one prolapse.

i have no interest in talking to someone whose life revolves around furry porn

You are 12 thousand posts deep into a forum you don't even fucking like.

I also got an advertisement on Rumble for 'MAGA shoes' with a background of some infantrymen and a humvee which is gay as fuck

>The guy who calls people Frens uses Nerd as an insult

 

[George Lucas]

For clarity, is this a box full of goblins to torment him? Or would he be one of the goblins in question, confined to the box?

 

[Tablet County]

I like the idea that some poor future sociologist has to read through the Man-Hate and Woman-Hate threads, along with related threads like this one to determine relations betweens sexes in the Internet age, and how terms like "moid," "foid," and stuff like the "zero-sum rape ledger" mentioned earlier relate to their analysis for their paper

The emoji is a lolicon meme usually paired with "cunny"

WAIT WHAT?!

Who is really the worse sinner here?
Me for destroying my whole family & career with drug-fueled degen sex, neglecting my keeds, and then emotionally abusing everyone trying to help me, or you, who got mad at me for doing that?
Shame on you.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Nobody even knows what the fuck Hasbro Jews are

 

[Meat Target]

What, you're trying to convince me you've never had a survived-almost-certain-death wank before?

 

[Nancy]

I can't believe Penn the magician isn't Jewish. He's a little bit of all the other Jews rolled into one big kosher sorcerer

 

[Xarpho's Return]

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I deal with Plok’s fucked up save system.

 

[Tablet County]

I asked a woman with a cane what happened to her, she said she needed it because she had trouble walking after an accident involving her TV or something, I didn't quite understand what she meant, she mentioned the British Broadcasting Corporation, well she used the abbreviation. I'm guessing the TV fell on her?

I take my racism seriously, whilst my sexism is just a joke (like women).

My womb shall only carry the purest of mutts.

He went to the McDonald's of Mandingo cuckoldry.

Try to race mix to fast and you end up like brazil.

...There seems to be a theme here.

 

[BirdUp]

I'm a really fucking good nature's prophet be ratting shit all day bitches be like push mid and i'll be like trade ya and they'll be like "fuck this rat doto nigger reported for ability abuse"

but it dont matter cuz i win

@Null

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Just because I suck cocks doesn't mean anyone else in the thread has to.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

I think farting dildo-bouncing Mr. Incredible is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

In one video he was complaining about people farting on a plane ride. But then he kept talking and it became clear he was terrified of the farts and acted like people were doing this intentionally to get him.

 

[DickMain]

That is not my name you fat alcholic. Oh I’m so gonna fuck with you when you least expect it and you will make the dumbass shocked pikachu face.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nintendo's remakes are cultural genocide, as practiced by totalitarian regimes.

There is no escape anymore. Your nice village, peaceful small town, it's just a bureaucrat's decision away from being invaded by the third world and ending up like all those shitty neighborhoods of the big city. The only escape is to become a migrant yourself and live in someone else's homogenous (for now) country. That's how fucked things are.

 

[Oliver Onions]

That is $2.5 x 10³³, or $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, more money than currently exists on Earth.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Full Disclosure. I can move between timelines by getting choked out by my chinese step-dad (this actually happens fairly regularly)

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I started staying around while my cats use the box. I figure if they like to watch me pee, maybe they like it if I stay around them too? Cats feel vulnerable pooping, which is why they cover their poop to hide the scent, and some cats bolt away after using the litterbox. I've heard the idea that they come into the bathroom to watch out for you while you're in a vulnerable state. So maybe they want you to watch them too?
Maybe it's stupid, but if it might make them feel safer and happy i'll try it.

I will defer to your expertise on how and when to act like a faggot, as you appear to be far better versed than I .

 

[Tablet County]

go and watch the two dune movies. You won't get them, but then no one who doesn't read the books does and they're still great.

Also the people who read the books don't get dune either,unless they do drugs.

I never actually wondered if my Steak & Shake ever came from lesbo moos before.