💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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'Ole Dente said:
I don’t even get it. Why you lie and tell people your dad rides bulls?

1. That is a fucking homosexual occupation.
2. There are way cooler occupations that aren’t that gay.
3. Of those cooler occupations, there are a handful that you can totally lie about and nobody could verify.
4. You could just say your dad was a piece of shit and nobody would care.

It’s layered with tiers of retardation, Patrick. Just say your dad was normal, nobody gives a fuck.
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Given Patrick's low IQ I think he confuses being a piece of shit and smelling like cow shit is the same thing. Seriously, the worst thing to smell is cowshit indoors. Any convention that has them at a rodeo place indoors avoid them. All you'll smell is shit and cow/ horse all day long.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
...Two years into college, I was hit with a job offer from a close relative of my best friend and the opportunity to move to Tampa, Florida, where we were both promised six-figure jobs after less than a year on the job. For a 22-year-old...
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That math doesn't add up if he went right out of high school. People graduate with a 4-year degree at 22, not two years in.
 
'Ole Dente said:
It’s layered with tiers of retardation, Patrick. Just say your dad was normal, nobody gives a fuck.
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Those aren't "tiers of retardation", stalker. Those are dominant Tomlinson phenotypes. Enjoy prison.
Prokhor Zakharov said:
That math doesn't add up if he went right out of high school. People graduate with a 4-year degree at 22, not two years in.
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Wrong as always, child. He had to spend two extra years in high school because he was so extraordinarily fucking retarded they wanted to study him because he was simply too smart for his own good and couldn't be let out into the real world just yet.
 
Is this podcast open to rebuttals, or are they one of those echo chambers that piggy loves to oink into so much?
 
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rick can blame it all on the pests but any media puff piece on him that allows comments will have listeners expressing skepticism. even in the most polished one-sided presentation he sets off the bullshit alarms.
 
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
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rick can blame it all on the pests but any media puff piece on him that allows comments will have listeners expressing skepticism. even in the most polished one-sided presentation he sets off the bullshit alarms.
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He has to insist on that awful photo, I can't see anyone else seeing and thinking that this is a great representation.
 
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
rick can blame it all on the pests but any media puff piece on him that allows comments will have listeners expressing skepticism. even in the most polished one-sided presentation he sets off the bullshit alarms.
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"Did I miss the update to his kid?" Oh no, I sure hope she doesn't Google how Pat and his daughter's paths diverged.
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
That math doesn't add up if he went right out of high school. People graduate with a 4-year degree at 22, not two years in.
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You can get some associate's degrees in two years, however Patrick never finished college if I recall. All those times Mama Raven had to give blow jobs at the back of the bleachers to help get his marks up were wasted.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Another reason to believe Pat is lying about everything to the cops: He’s usually so autistic about details that don’t even matter, but when it comes to a major data breach that results in identity theft, suddenly Pat stops being a detail-oriented guy?

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This retard posted his home address on twitter long before the pests. It was something about mail in voting and it was him dropping the ballot in a blue mailbox
 
TerminalTryHard said:
The bull rider thing is such a unique bit of Pat autism. It gets him nothing and it's not like being a bull rider in bumfuck nowhere Wisconsin is remotely impressive.
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And also it’s his dad, who the fuck cares what someone’s dad did unless he was like the president or Tom cruise.

Whoaaaa so cool your dad rode black bulls and was an electrician, wow!!!!
 
Rick ruined psionics because I can only see him doing his pointer finger shtick when manifesting a power.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
Rick ruined psionics because I can only see him doing his pointer finger shtick when manifesting a power.
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He would do that even if it wasn't a mental display. Luckily he's too stupid to be a psionic. Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma are all dump stats for him. As well as Strength and Dexterity. Only thing has going for him is his Constitution, but even that's hindered thanks to all his drinking.
 
BigPeanut said:
And also it’s his dad, who the fuck cares what someone’s dad did unless he was like the president or Tom cruise.

Whoaaaa so cool your dad rode black bulls and was an electrician, wow!!!!
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Fatrick's mental development stopped at 11, which is why he still does the "my dad could beat up your dad" thing as a middle-aged fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
Dean Pentel said:
Those aren't "tiers of retardation", stalker. Those are dominant Tomlinson phenotypes. Enjoy prison.

Wrong as always, child. He had to spend two extra years in high school because he was so extraordinarily fucking retarded they wanted to study him because he was simply too smart for his own good and couldn't be let out into the real world just yet.
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Wow, he got held back twice, and still only managed a 1.7 GPA when he graduated. This is incredibly pathetic.

If I'd been held back twice I'd have a major complex about being a retard as well.
 
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