💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[LaxerBRO]

Jack will ascend to the ultimate american stereotype

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Jack has his stroke arm so no cool shooting or aiming.

 

[Product Placement]

Jack is going to take up arm s
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This make me want a Jack at the gun range video. Him trying to work a gun in his current state would be a video of comedic gold.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The electric vehicle I can almost understand if it wasn't for the fact the biggest EV maker out there is Tesla and how Elon Musk is 100% for Trump. You'd think that Fatty would be all for Tesla because of that.

I feel like boomer conservatives like Jack are still stuck in that 2008-2013 era where everyone online mocked Prius's and those that drive them. None of them have realized that things have drastically changed over the last decade. Like the fact that there a multitude of different electric vehicles being made now by different car companies.

 

[a terminal posture]

I feel like boomer conservatives like Jack are still stuck in that 2008-2013 era where everyone online mocked Prius's and those that drive them. None of them have realized that things have drastically changed over the last decade. Like the fact that there a multitude of different electric vehicles being made now by different car companies.

No, it's just that Jack can't separate the admittedly retarded politics of EV's (governments forcibly converting everyone to EV's even though they are not a practical solution for every application and the power grid couldn't handle it as-is) and the EV's themselves (a good transportation solution for some people).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

We can bridge the partisan divide, starting with our shared loathing for Jack Russell Scalfani.

2028's winning election position will be anti-Jack Scalfani. They'll get 100% of the vote

 

[densedance]

 

[Miltank]

This make me want a Jack at the gun range video. Him trying to work a gun in his current state would be a video of comedic gold.

Hopefully he'd manage to shot himself in the head and we can watch the surveillance video of it on a gore site

 

[AnOminous]

What is he even trying to say here? It's hilarious how much this retard shills for Apple even though he bitches about them to no end.

I just wonder if you broke open his skull and inventoried the contents, how much would be worms, how much would be squirming toads, how much would just be empty vacuoles of liquid. Would there even be any brain matter?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

No, it's just that Jack can't separate the admittedly retarded politics of EV's (governments forcibly converting everyone to EV's even though they are not a practical solution for every application and the power grid couldn't handle it as-is) and the EV's themselves (a good transportation solution for some people).

I'd bet that it's more to do with the current administration pushing EVs than anything else. It's like when incandescent bulbs were being phased out people were hoarding them because they didn't want to make the switch to compact fluorescent and LED bulbs were still on the horizon. The damn gubmint can't tell me what I can and can't use!

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Jack will ascend to the ultimate american stereotype

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You can't even see the guys right arm. This really is artist rendition of Jack Scalfatty

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I just wonder if you broke open his skull and inventoried the contents, how much would be worms, how much would be squirming toads, how much would just be empty vacuoles of liquid. Would there even be any brain matter?

Jacks brain is basically just a handful of neurons floating around in cream jeez and buddur at this point.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jacks brain is basically just a handful of neurons floating around in cream jeez and buddur at this point.

Don't forget bacon fat.

 

[Puggers]

Holy fuck he's completely detached from reality. As if he's ever had a single original idea.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Yeah because Jack came up with the original idea of making cooking videos for home cooks, doing podcasts, making movie reviews, and doing food reviews in your car.

Those are all original ideas Jack came up with.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Glad the "IRS Whistleblowers" finally got around to breaking the story four years later when Joe Biden is no longer running for reelection.

Jack Jr. has a pure white trash accent which is incredible, he must have picked it up from a hick like Tammy or the hayseeds in her orbit. He won't be respected anywhere in the South or by anyone that has money or education speaking like that.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

I hope if Trump loses Jack makes a video of himself crying about the end times like this lady did in 2020

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5sB1Gljhx9I

Off topic (perhaps) but is she shitting?

 

[p1138]

Off topic (perhaps) but is she shitting?

Since it seems to be from tiktok, I'd just assume that someone added a shart track to the original.

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Making shitty chili with rotten meat, feeding it to people from your local church, and then bitching about not winning an award is certainly an original concept.

 

[The Stranger]

Here's a thought experiment for you all:
Jack Scalfani is lying on a track (a basketball American stole his scooty puff) and a trolley is going to pass by on a nearby track. Would you pull the lever to divert the trolley onto Jack's track even though Jack's fat ass would derail the trolley and kill the passengers?

 

[Miltank]

I would pull the lever even if there were no passengers

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Here's a thought experiment for you all:
Jack Scalfani is lying on a track (a basketball American stole his scooty puff) and a trolley is going to pass by on a nearby track. Would you pull the lever to divert the trolley onto Jack's track even though Jack's fat ass would derail the trolley and kill the passengers?
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I'd pull the lever if there were no passengers

But with the prompt in mind, I will not pull it only because it would be funnier to watch him lay down on the tracks and probably starve himself to death since he can't even walk