random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KosherFarms.net]

He was always a disgusting diaper-microwaver, but all he seemingly ever did was shit himself, hook up with a geriatric chink, and tinker with the insides of old toys

I’m honestly surprised he’s not dead from inhaling all the feces fumes form those diapers those lungs must be a weird shade of green at this point

you're clearly new to Kiwifarms, judging by your join date and retardedness

He's not even sucking dick for drugs yet, Bossman is a crack aristocrat

 

[JustSomeDong]

You have a loli avatar. You have no right calling somebody "creepy."

 

[Plantation Barbie]

blacks pretending they are Chinese aka Venezuelans

I’m a sovereign goddess, maybe I’m not maybe that’s why I have the blood type that I have.

They want to continue to be paedophiles and pervert together it rape reich bi sex orgies.

I’m not interested in being around Muslim Islamic nation of pedophile scumbags.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm middle-aged. I feel like the time for an aspiring sex weirdo to groom me via Disney movie is long past.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Stop making fun of me. IM NOT CRAZY. IM NOT FUCKING CRAZY. IM NOT CRAZY.

 

[Snekposter]

It is always great to watch the french suffer.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What the actual fuck does this have to do with fairly oddparents

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Because I enjoy this. I enjoy sparing with people, and it fills me with great confidence when I see that nobody can present a valid argument against me.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

devour the cattle

 

[Tablet County]

you weren't chosen because someone saw something in you, you drank sewer water in San Diego and didn't get pneumonia, congratulations.

I mean, previous generations fought world wars and prayed that disease wouldn't take their infants, but that's nothing compared to that one time Twitter was down.

Trump, the race has been trending towards you. You just have to stay disciplined and not say stupid unrealistic nonsense that can be used to fearmonger the average suburban mom voter and-

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Sonic is ours you Japanese tentacle fucks

 

[somevan]

He loves the Hitler and he hates the nigger.

 

[Syzyg]

this starbucks is full of a bunch of fruitcups..

oh sure, they go and get all pissy..

just because i like to type with an erect penis.

some people are so delicate.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I bet she grew up poor.

A snack we used to have as kids was a slice of buttered bread with sugar sprinkled on it.


My friend next door used to get sprinkles on hers which I thought was pretty luxe

sometimes I just don’t have it in me to listen to two epic retards telling the world how to fix itself

That cold-in-the-middle-steak-for-president shirt gobsmacked me. No one trying to come up with a humorous example of something retarded that retard would make could possibly be retarded enough to come up with something that retarded.

One post attracted an army of trolls, got him a thread on Kiwi Farms, and ruined his reputation. Never underestimate the self-destructive power of being mad at the internet.

 

[Asian tech support]

i am not this arkomia guy

You are now.

 

[Sprate Header]

I am black fyi

Wow

 

[Aunt Carol]

But she was a very CUTE deaf sped. I have her picture on my phone.

 

[Bookwork]

For context on the post immediately above, please see this post.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I name all my pets after HP Lovecraft's cat so when I say the N Word animals gather all around me like in Snow White.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

How the fuck are 19 women incapable of ambushing and killing one sleeping dude? Instead of bringing hairpins and doing CBT, someone should have thought to bring a knife or just stabbing him in the throat instead of the balls.