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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I can't believe no one posted Jack's latest batch of merch yet

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Who wouldn't want to buy that t-shirt for $30?! Practically giving it away!
A fucking AirPod case with his ugly mug on it? Who in their right mind would look at that and say, "yeah. I need that for my AirPods so I can show everybody that I listen to Fatty Scalfatty".

i'm impartial to the "CWJ MEN'S CANVASE LACE UPS", and look he even updated the bitmoji
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Put the cartoon face inside the shoes that way people can enjoy stepping on his face over and over again.

Or Scalfatty toilet paper. Have them wipe their asses with his face.

He should've used the bitmoji where he looks like he's giving a BJ
He's saving those for the men's briefs so he can pretend he's always near a dick.
 
That cold-in-the-middle-steak-for-president shirt gobsmacked me. No one trying to come up with a humorous example of something retarded that retard would make could possibly be retarded enough to come up with something that retarded. Jack has out-retarded himself to such an extent that now I'm waiting for the video of him bragging that he had Tammy fill out and mail a write-in ballot in which Jack voted for a blue rare new york strip, photo included. The word "CARNIVORE" is even coming out of the collar of the shirt for no reason.
 
Jack believes he is sitting on a record collection that is super valuable. I guess now he think he's sitting on a goldmine with sports cards.

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Jack believes he is sitting on a record collection that is super valuable. I guess now he think he's sitting on a goldmine with sports cards.

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I used to collect cards when I was a kid. About a decade ago I went through them and most were worth jack shit because every other person my age did, too. I found out that cards that are ungraded are worth a lot less since people want to know what they're getting is valid and the condition is right. Cards graded by a non-reputable grading company are worth a lot less, too.

Montana's rookie card, if a 10/10, is worth a lot (around $40k). It looks like Aikman's rookie card, if a 10, is worth around $485. Marino's when graded a 10 is like $4.5k. However, 10/10 cards are very, very rare. Cards back then had shitty quality control and even today most cards fresh out of the pack are not 10/10. If the cards are a 9/10 or 8/10, the value goes down by a lot. The amount differs but for cards like these where the cards are common but 10/10s are very rare, a 9/10 is worth like 10% of what the 10/10 is, so the Marino would be $450 instead of $4.5k. For an example, Ricky Henderson's rookie card from 1980 is not very rare. 1980 Topps was mass produced. A 10/10 is worth over $100k. A 9/10 is worth about $1600. There's been about 35,000 graded, and only 25 have been 10/10 and 2200 have been 9/10

Plus it looks like Jack made the same mistake I did as a kid. Those screw-down holders are real bad for cards. They were pushed hard when I was collecting cards as the safest way to keep cards safe, but it turns out a plastic flimsy sleeve and then inside of a more rigid plastic sleeve is the way to go to keep them safest. The screw down holders are too tight and can lead to the card splitting in two when you take it out and also make bends and nicked corners worse.

It's hard to give a grade on those cards, but I highly doubt they're 10/10s or even 9/10s. Todd's estimate is probably not far off. The Aikman card suffers from having a green corner, which chips easily (as seen in the photo).
 
Jack believes he is sitting on a record collection that is super valuable. I guess now he think he's sitting on a goldmine with sports cards.

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Jack's well over 2 decades off on sports cards actually being worth that much. The massive rise in retards trying to speculate on them, the massive increase in people collecting them, and a few other factors did a lot of damage to their prices. He doesn't have anything old enough or in good enough condition to merit shit.

Not shocking given how delayed he is on everything he gurgles about.
 
"20 minutes is my walk away point."-Stroked out couch potato whose section of the sofa has a blanket layer for protection from the sharts Jack spends all day sitting and stewing in between eating table cheeses by the block to impress his brother. That lifestyle will have him off all medications any day, now, following a cheddar cube embolism.
Wanted to post this last week but got busy. Looks like Jack has made the brilliant decision to quit all medications based on his response to this guy who tacitly called Jagoff both a fatass and an addict and recommended a possible remedy.

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Wanted to post this last week but got busy. Looks like Jack has made the brilliant decision to quit all medications based on his response to this guy who tacitly called Jagoff both a fatass and an addict and recommended a possible remedy.

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Jack doesn't need to take drugs. He consumes food and energy drinks like a crackhead fiending.
 
Do you process them at all or just chuck grapes in vinegar and throw them in the fridge for a bit? This sounds interesting.
Put some pinholes in them, also some spices in the mix. Star anise, allspice, whatever. Never done this myself, because rarely have I had enough grapes that I wouldn't just eat all of them fresh.
Nice, looking forward to it.
God I hate Jamie Oliver.
 
I used to collect cards when I was a kid. About a decade ago I went through them and most were worth jack shit because every other person my age did, too. I found out that cards that are ungraded are worth a lot less since people want to know what they're getting is valid and the condition is right. Cards graded by a non-reputable grading company are worth a lot less, too.
It's insane to me how often people fall gor the blatant scam that is card grading. It's a circle jerk of companies that get approved by the other grading companies, which are famous for shutting down and taking peoples cards without any compensation.
 
It's hard to give a grade on those cards, but I highly doubt they're 10/10s or even 9/10s. Todd's estimate is probably not far off. The Aikman card suffers from having a green corner, which chips easily (as seen in the photo).
No way they're even 9/10. Looking at the full size image, the corners and edges on the Aikman(check the left edge) and Montana(bottom right corner) cards are fucked. The Marino card is harder to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's shot too.
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God I hate Jamie Oliver.
Him being on Masterchef Australia Season 16 legitimately made me so mad it triggered by autism. I was watching it with friends and had to insert rude comments each time he speaks. They probably wanted to shove me in a psychward.
>The winning dish gets to be at Jamie Oliver's new restaurant in the UK!
>Me: so there's only one loser that would end up eating his food
>The seasoning was perfect
>But I didn't see her season the pasta water with olive oil when cooking
>Jamie will be joining us for 2 weeks
>Enough time to make a boat and send him back to England
>I'm thinking about retiring and Australia is nice
>Please stay in England
Fuck this smug elitist Bri'ish faggot.
 
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