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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Butter in a Jar 9/28/2024

I didn't see it posted so I'll share it. Rob does another butter in a jar video and it's great. The final result is something that Jack would surely approve of.
 
Adamska said:
Another failing business that hasn't upgraded its decor since Reagan's 1st term. Unerring obsession with trash, and a horrible avatar that makes me want to hire an Assyrian Torture specialist to flay this cocksucking asshole alive.
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That's because they only exist to appeal to nostalgic boomers. Jagoff isn't even boomer age but is basically a boomer at heart up to and including the strokes and plaque senility.

Also hate the avatar. It doesn't look anything like Jack. It's not repulsively fat, and the eyes are facing in the same direction, and there's no drool coming down the chin.
 
Jack "chain steak house" Scalfatti is trying to name drop TX about beef when he makes his fat whore wife drop 20+ bucks for thin ass crap cow because it comes from a place that has a Texas flag on the wall. LMAO.

I'm spoiled by steak houses as my old job we took clients out, talking double A places only. Pre covid/inflation a good steak was 150. Was it better than I can do? Yes. Was it a 30 dollar cut and upcharge? Yes.

I bet this place sucks and Jack likes it because MEAT, so its GUD 4 U. I hate Jack.
 
Jack and Jimmy did not know where the term "drinking the kool-aid" came from and were so confident that it came from the Waco siege.

I hope none of you are the stupid niggers who are spamming retarded shit in chat during his stream. It wasn't even clever, just gay. It made him end the stream early, thanks dick heads.
 
abobe said:
Jack and Jimmy did not know where the term "drinking the kool-aid" came from and were so confident that it came from the Waco siege.

I hope none of you are the stupid niggers who are spamming retarded shit in chat during his stream. It wasn't even clever, just gay. It made him end the stream early, thanks dick heads.
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He deleted the stream from YouTube, possibly because of the spamming. It's still on Rumble though:

 
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What’s the deal with that lonely chair amongst the barstools? If I walked in there and saw that, my expectations would immediately hit rock bottom. Why the fuck doesn’t the staff put that shit where it belongs?

I have a soft spot in my heart for eateries that have vintage interiors/what I affectionately call “Formica diners” (provided the food is gud). I had a relative who owned a coffee shop that just oozed 1950s charm (not tacky, themed 50s- authentic, utilitarian 50s). So I can’t outright discount them for that. What really gets me though is that this place is apparently a steakhouse. At that point, the interior doesn’t work at all. Walking in there, you’d think of pancakes, eggs, and home fries. Not steak.

And I’m flabbergasted at how Jack’s avatars somehow get worse and worse as they evolve. The cocksucking face on the current one makes me want to throw myself in front of a train.
 
abobe said:
I hope none of you are the stupid niggers who are spamming retarded shit in chat during his stream. It wasn't even clever, just gay. It made him end the stream early, thanks dick heads.
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i wouldn't bother, but honestly jack and his meth buddy's zero-information talk show is below the bottom of the barrel. if people "ruin" it by spamming peepeepoopoo or whatever i'm fine with that. nothing of value was lost.

i just now looked at the rumble archive and jack was praising deadpool as his favorite comic book character and saying ryan reynolds and hugh jackman are anti-woke and defeated disney's political agendas.
 
Pig Cups said:
What’s the deal with that lonely chair amongst the barstools? If I walked in there and saw that, my expectations would immediately hit rock bottom. Why the fuck doesn’t the staff put that shit where it belongs?
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So I had an idea, and found their yelp page... jfc the place looks depressing. It's Franklin Steakhouse in KY btw. But nope, no photos there that might explain it. However the photos on google for the place explain it.

Fatty is sitting at the first table in this picture, the rest of the seats are booth seats and you can see Tammy's elbow in his photo. The reason the chair is over at the bat where no one is sitting, is to get it out of the way so Fatty can fit his scootypuff or just a wheelchair at the table since its on the end with the 2 movable chairs.
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The place is only a half hour drive from Hendersonville, so it's not like he's on a vacation. But unless he really couldn't go more than 30 minutes on a road trip to actually go somewhere in Franklin, KY I cannot imagine why in the hell he would ever stop at such an utter shithole smack in the middle of a bunch of Motel 6/Easy 8/whatever and a couple truck stops on the other side of the highway.
 
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lindsayfan said:
i wouldn't bother, but honestly jack and his meth buddy's zero-information talk show is below the bottom of the barrel. if people "ruin" it by spamming peepeepoopoo or whatever i'm fine with that. nothing of value was lost.

i just now looked at the rumble archive and jack was praising deadpool as his favorite comic book character and saying ryan reynolds and hugh jackman are anti-woke and defeated disney's political agendas.
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Personally I find his Jimmy streams to be more entertaining than his solo streams, and given how boring his videos are now, they are probably his most interesting new content. The solo streams are mostly just Jack talking about himself for an hour, but on the Jimmy streams Jack lets loose with his boomercon conspiratard nonsense and we get a deeper insight into how far gone he is mentally. Jimmy is the perfect foil for Jack: not much smarter, rather meek, not argumentative and allows Jack to interrupt him constantly. The chat is more combative than the solo streams which makes Jack really mad. That said I wouldn't suggest anyone new to Jack start with the streams.
 
saralovesjuicyfruit said:
I can't believe no one posted Jack's latest batch of merch yet

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Who wouldn't want to buy that t-shirt for $30?! Practically giving it away!
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Are you addicted to music while you walk and got hit by a car before? Well sorry no more because with the Scalfatty skinned airpods case, each time you think about being distracted, you'll throw it on the ground and jump on it.
 
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This happens to be my favorite piece of Jack merchandise now. Nothing says the Cooking with Jack brand than a black "For President 2024" shirt with a stock steak image on it. This will be a Winters best seller.
 
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