random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

That entire sentence made me shiver with a deep, pathological fear I've not felt in a long time.

 

[Tablet County]

Verigay may attract lovesick yetis to you.

Begun the wigger wars have.

imagine how much scarier Ben Drowned would be if we replaced Ben with Big Smoke.

 

[Laburnum]

There's something I have to do.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Bro, why you gotta be nasty and call out my lies that I use to vainly prop myself up as something that I’m not?!

I will buy gold and silver, I will continue to buy gold and silver, and its not because any body is telling me to do it, its because I like doing it, I like holding it in my hands, it makes me feel good. FUCK YOU FTC.

Like, she seems like a nice mild mannered person so I wouldn't say this to her or anyone who would ever tell her this but she does look like a goblin troglodyte. Just being real here.

No child, I am not the blind idiot god who dwells in ultimate chaos. That is yet another of your many delusions. Enjoy prison.

When you zoom in closely on his face, the view turns into a grotesque wall of flesh with that terrible bright lipstick attempt.

It's awful! It's hilarious! And it's so comically disgusting that it might even make a good pfp.

I feel like watching this just gave me aids.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If a tranny blows up a power transformer, is that internalized transphobia?

You can keep saying this stuff but it doesn't make it true, it just makes it stuff you said.

And then just make up whatever you want, making your fake tranny kid character and fake Jewish mother character say whatever you want them to say.

over 2 grand in fucking baby oil

DARWIN... IN... ACTION...ACTION...ACTION...ACTION...ACTION...ACTION...ACTION...

Someone needs to wear the gimp suit I guess.

 

[DavidS877]

Do you realize you're talking to a literal semi-sentient talking turd? This thing isn't human. It's literally a turd, that's why it's the color it is. It's just a pile of shit on some street in Bombay that got struck by lightning and has been walking around ever since pretending to be a human.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I've noticed that half of lolcow names are either Josh, Ethan and Lucas, I feel like I'm in the matrix but instead of seeing agent smith everywhere I see fat retards all named by what white women think are cool names.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I'm just going to say it: I've met so many girls that have fucked their dogs that it no longer offends or even seems that weird to me.

 

[stupid frog]

He added that even with my leggings on, it looked like a tucked in nutsack. [...] I spent weeks crying and being self-conscious and suicidal that my vagina could be clocked even with my leggings on

 

[Space Police]

A 200 lbs shota is not very kawaii.

 

[Syzyg]

One really nice example of a ladyboy in Thailand that is just absolutely adorable is suga.. suga is so nice and sweet she's just awesome.

 

[mrfresh]

4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

 

[Syzyg]

I think the world will be a lot better place if we just go ahead and legalize free prostitution and let the ladies be happy.

Now because of recently gone through a little bit of self analysis and I came to realize that I have always treated women like they were my servants and slaves.. in fact there were a couple of them down the line that I somewhat treated them like they were nothing more than a bag of guts to jerk off in..

 

[N Space]

Trades. Are. Open.

When I tell you that I'm going to run my trading company as a f****** dictator my friend maybe you could believe me.

I'm wondering what percentage of the room is homosexual?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Me coming to this forum was a mistake on my part.

 

[RACISM]

Interstate commerce is how you got nationwide gay marriage, after all.

 

[NoReturn]

the female of the species is in possession of some sort of telediuretic magic

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

If that fat sperg found out where my rock was, and came by, with sexual menace, to flap her boxy babblers in my direction, I might finally decide to, by hook or by crook, break my unbreakable chains too.

 

[Gog & Magog]

White people are cringe. I give up.

-Null

 

[Tablet County]

Gay is like a multiplier, it makes everything twice as bad.

the thing that infurated me most is that they said pasta was invented in BCE, not BC. This angered me so much that I proceeded to boil my head in pasta.