Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Detective Hashbrowns is back at it again this time with an assist from a fellow addict and fat alcoholic. He’s definitely cracked the case this time.


Ethan Ralph and Jobless Jon could be the most exciting sektur team up we’ve ever had.
Lmfao.jpg
 
Last edited:
This loser should move in with Ralph in Tijuana. That way there'd be something interesting Cog could do that's Ralph related.
 
AltisticRight said:
Click on share and use that link.
Click to expand...

PauperVita said:
Detective Hashbrowns is back at it again this time with an assist from a fellow addict and fat alcoholic. He’s definitely cracked the case this time.
It’s elementary.MP4

Ethan Ralph and Jobless Jon could be the most exciting sektur team up we’ve ever had.
View attachment 6451065
Click to expand...
At this point, teaming up with Ralph is Cog's best option in taking the Kike-o Casino down once and for all but he won't do it because he's "normal and honest".
 
Cog usually sleeps until noon before starting his busy day of smoking weed and begging online, but not today.
WakeUp.jpg
What will Cog do with all of the time? If you guessed yelling at a stranger on the internet about his niece, you are correct.

He is still seething about @Null and spreading the lie that he paid a pedophile $6k.
Jersh1.jpg
Jersh 2.jpg
 
Null said:
Huh?
Click to expand...
He is convinced you had a third party try to get the bodycam footage of the Rekieta arrest, he is also convinced that third party is a pedophile and only wanted the footage to goon to racket's kids. No idea where he got this idea, if his tiny mind conjured it up, or if he listened to barnes/rackets and crew that were trying to spin interest in the bodycam footage into wanting to see his kids.
 
Sammich said:
He is convinced you had a third party try to get the bodycam footage of the Rekieta arrest, he is also convinced that third party is a pedophile and only wanted the footage to goon to racket's kids. No idea where he got this idea,
Click to expand...
This is Jonny’s preferred form of lying. He mixes and jumbles all the pieces into a confusing and convoluted lie. He thinks untangling a lie like this is more difficult and before his schizophrenic paypigs have time to process it, he moves right along and it becomes established fact among his community of mental patients and most people aren’t going to read someone’s paragraph explaining just one of his numerous false statements being that X/Twitter with character limits was (until this thread began growing) the only platform on which people would refute him.
 
Null said:
British people are generally low intelligence narcissistic psychopaths that have no moral compass. I'm not surprised.
Click to expand...
He was just talking about it as you posted.


EDIT:
Repeating the lie again.


UPDATE:
Cog is now accusing @Null of funding the purchase of child pornography. He begins with the hypothetical/speculative idea based on his previous lie, but quickly transitions to speaking definitively as if it is a recorded/verified event.


UPDATE:
Cog adds yet another layer to the story. Out of nowhere he begins claiming Josh is friends with the pedophile and hangs out with him online. I am legitimately unsure if this is Cog being a shameless liar or if Cog is actually this mentally ill/retarded. Either way, he shouldn’t be allowed around a 5 year old especially given the credible accusations made against him.
 
Last edited:
PauperVita said:
He was just talking about it as you posted.
Jersh3.mp4

EDIT:
Repeating the lie again.
Jersh4.mov

UPDATE:
Cog is now accusing @Null of funding the purchase of child pornography. He begins with the hypothetical/speculative idea based on his previous lie, but quickly transitions to speaking definitively as if it is a recorded/verified event.
Jersh5.mov

UPDATE:
Cog adds yet another layer to the story. Out of nowhere he begins claiming Josh is friends with the pedophile and hangs out with him online. I am legitimately unsure if this is Cog being a shameless liar or if Cog is actually this mentally ill/retarded. Either way, he shouldn’t be allowed around a 5 year old especially given the credible accusations made against him.
Jersh6.mp4
Click to expand...
You know someone is definitely telling the truth when they conclude their statements with "I'm not lying".

Bri'ish people are unfortunately very susceptible to Joshua Moon Derangement Syndrome. Many such cases. Unfortunately there is no known cure but we can all rest easy knowing that they are suffering every waking moment due to being british.
 
PauperVita said:
Cog is now accusing @Null of funding the purchase of child pornography.
Click to expand...
PauperVita said:
He begins with the hypothetical/speculative idea based on his previous lie, but quickly transitions to speaking definitively as if it is a recorded/verified event.
Click to expand...
PauperVita said:
Out of nowhere he begins claiming Josh is friends with the pedophile and hangs out with him online.
Click to expand...
We're reaching levels of integrity previously thought impossible.
 
Dear Jim, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’…
Stan.jpg

Detective Hashbrowns is on a new case and it is going as well as the last one. No stranger himself when it comes to wearing women’s clothing, Cog is projecting his cog-dressing fantasies onto Ethan Ralph who is clearly wearing a different top than the one of which Cog accuses him of wearing.
Tard1.jpg
Tard2.JPG Tard4.JPG
Cog also takes the opportunity to flex his hand-me-down Hugo apparel because he thinks it is really impressive.
Tard3.JPG
It is not long before a random user points out that Cog is retarded.
Tard5.jpg
Not only is Ethan Ralph not cog-dressing but his pullover is more expensive than Cog’s zip-up. This causes Cog to flex his hand-me-down Hugo flat cap.
Tard6.jpg

Begun the wigger wars have.
 
Last edited:
I guarantee you that Cog got that "Hugo Boss" collection off some shady dude at an unregistered market stall.
 
Two broke 30 year old men arguing online about who has the more expensive wigger wear like teenage girls. Who's gonna win?

Us. It'll be us. They both may as well be cogdressing at this point.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom