Is it gay to like tomboys?

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Fuck no, they're hot. The only time it might be kinda gay is if you're into body builders, they're unnaturally masculine looking, so if that's what you're into then it's weird. But those aren't really tomboys.
 
Not really gay. Tiny gay.

Woman: 0% gay.
Tomboy: 25% gay.
Ladyboy: 50% gay.
Femboy: 75% gay.
Tranny: 100% gay.
Big burly men: 200% gay, also known as verigay. But he is the only one on the list who can rip your enemies in half after he did the same to your butthole.

Verigay may attract lovesick yetis to you.
 
Male Idiot said:
Ladyboy: 50% gay.
Femboy: 75% gay.
Tranny: 100% gay.
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Sorry but all of these are 100%.
To quote Dr Seuss:
A dick is a dick
even on a chick
and a chick with a dick
Is no chick but a prick
and liking dick, as they say
no matter how you pray
has no other solution
there's no other conlusion
but the fact that traps are gay
 
Don't worry, someone who unironically uses anime/porn tropes to categorize women doesn't have to worry about ever having sex with one.
 
Male Idiot said:
Not really gay. Tiny gay.

Woman: 0% gay.
Tomboy: 0% gay.
Ladyboy: 100% gay.
Femboy: 100% gay.
Tranny: 100% gay.
Big burly men: 200% gay, also known as verigay. But he is the only one on the list who can rip your enemies in half after he did the same to your butthole.

Verigay may attract lovesick yetis to you.
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I... Think you left a few typos. Well, I hope so anyway.
 
It's gay to not like tomboys.

Male Idiot said:
Not really gay. Tiny gay.

Woman: 0% gay.
Tomboy: 25% gay.
Ladyboy: 50% gay.
Femboy: 75% gay.
Tranny: 100% gay.
Big burly men: 200% gay, also known as verigay. But he is the only one on the list who can rip your enemies in half after he did the same to your butthole.

Verigay may attract lovesick yetis to you.
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This chart is dogshit. Refer to the Faggot Similarity Index.
SexMannerisms % gay
FaggotMaleFemale100
TrannyMaleFemale 100
FemboyMaleFemale 100
TrapMaleFemale 100
ManMaleMale50
WomanFemale Female 50
Tomboy Female Male0
 
dick brain said:
It's gay to not like tomboys.


This chart is dogshit. Refer to the Faggot Similarity Index.
SexMannerisms% gay
FaggotMaleFemale100
TrannyMaleFemale 100
FemboyMaleFemale 100
TrapMaleFemale 100
ManMaleMale50
WomanFemaleFemale 50
TomboyFemaleMale0
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So Tomboys are a Hetero singularity in themselves? This is informative. But in that case, if they are most hetero in this state, isn't adding more male or female with a partner just destabilise this equilibrium with encrased entropy, I mean gayness?
 
Male Idiot said:
So Tomboys are a Hetero singularity in themselves? This is informative. But in that case, if they are most hetero in this state, isn't adding more male or female with a partner just destabilise this equilibrium with encrased entropy, I mean gayness?
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I mean yeah but you play the hand you're dealt. As a straight male, any relationship you're in is going to be minimum 25% gay because it has a man in it; that doesn't mean you should give up and go full homo. The bottom line is tomboy is the least gay.
 
Tomboys are autistic women into mens things. They are also very based because they aren't part of the hive mind. Protect them at all costs.
 
The tomboy = gay argument never really made sense to me. I like testosterone-centric things like combat sports, lifting weights, red meat, and operating heavy machinery. When I'm looking for a partner, I want someone I can share interests with and share a similar headspace with. I also like someone who is capable of taking care of themselves physically, and takes pride in their personal strength. How is that homosexual?
Lidl Drip said:
Don't worry, someone who unironically uses anime/porn tropes to categorize women doesn't have to worry about ever having sex with one.
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The term "tomboy" was first used to define "a girl who behaves like a spirited or boisterous boy; a wild romping girl" in the early 17th century.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Yes. It was used for CHILDREN exclusively. Making it extra creepy that it now refers to a porn/anime trope.
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My point is that its use predates its bastardization by pornography in recent years. But also, the loose verbiage of "girl" makes it difficult to parse, seeing as adulthood was considered 21 at that time. But no need to split hairs, bud.
 
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