random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

SHUT THE HELL UP NERDS!

 

[part timer]

My life is PRIVATE not for NOSEY TROLLS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Trannies love talking about how many loads they can take up their ass, but never talk about doing loads of laundry.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Also, reminder that kids are fucking stupid and easy to find dox on so if one annoys you anywhere online then you can just contact their parents.

Killers really have the worst tastes.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Do you really regret not making a screen shot of another man's penis?

 

[part timer]

Someone who doesn't exercise, over eats, sits on their computer on day in and day out, etc, I am not fit to lift a Six foot one Woman.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Cracked ribs hurt and take weeks to heal. Every deep breath is a reminder that it was indeed, not yo cheese.

 

[Tablet County]

Woah. Rekieta is a racist? How do we cancel that nigger. That shit is unacceptable.

Nigger is race agnostic now.

Anisa is a fridge and I would not store my cold ones in her.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Americans who lived through the Depression/Dust bowl: "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FULL, CLEAN YOUR PLATE!"

Chinese who lived through Mao: "CREAN WHORRE BUFFET, CRUSH PEOPRRE STAND IN YOUR WAY"

I hate myself sometimes.. I was still a little in the dark so like an idiot I tempted fate and googled it...

Aghhhhhhhh!

Nigger is race agnostic now.

And of course his Twitter has a video of him masturbating in pantyhose.

It's like he's a personification of Clown World: he even dresses like a freakshow clown.

This dummy should have been institutionalized decades ago. It’s terrifying that he procreated and owns firearms.

His real issue with Five Guys is that he went there by himself hoping he'd be able to participate in a gay gang bang and it didn't happen.

I used to troll porn site comment sections (sad i know, but i was bored and it was funny)

This sentence is the kind of thing that would be emblazoned on the walls of Hell itself, except it embarrasses even Satan, who is the Devil.

Who needs healthy interactions with other people when you can just rely on cheap media tropes.

If he's not a teletubby then why was he on television looking tubby?

I applaud your courage for posting this on Kiwi Farms but perhaps you should also post this in an email to your mental health professional.

 

[Law]

She's plastic as hell while Melania is basically as close to perfection as an actual human can get. Loomer looks like Jigsaw in a wig while Melania literally does not have a bad angle. As a (rare?) lady kiwi I know that there is so much more to life than outward appearances, but IMO Melania annihilates Laura in the categories of class, intelligence, and worldliness as well.

This should become a copy pasta.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If u knew the things I've done you wouldn't be taking that threat so lightly, Lol

I do whatever I want kid

LOL keep talking and mayb I will pay you a visit next

Post proof of location and I'll pull up in the next month to beat the shit out of u bro

I'm literally both an expert marksman and martial artist. I'm untouchable anywhere I go but delude yourself more. And problem?

All of us 764 og's converted to gnosis and belief in the dhamma we are setting up a nexion of sorts in Asia to study soon.

 

[Azdy]

Why would I want to believe in an imaginary friend? Why have faith when we have logic and science?

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

This might just be the most successful kikeperation since they, you know, killed God.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

From the MATI stream

 

[Drip Torch]

This isn't the pager thread.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

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"[Kiwifarms] have officially been declared a terrorist threat by the US"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Only on Kiwifarms can you find analrapist enthusiastically telling you about the bible

Look it's either gay jokes or jew jokes. Take your pick.

Retards need love, too.

Rate this horrifying, but anime titty generators may very well save the world.

Being transported to an isekai where you get some booty is more important than drinking water.

tf do First nations have to do with giraffes?

A space suit is basically a diaper if you think about it.

This will happen every time until the internet is just meatspin.org

The only obstacle is at the end of your dick

If I had drugs, why would I give them away to some troon?

You can get a master's in autism? When you finish does it make you a Master Autist?

(Sorry for the shit quality. I didn't want to get too many weird stares taking pictures of Israeli children)

Like your inbred cousins (who look ugly but you'd still fuck them cause it's the Nebraska way)

Stop eating Susan's carpet, that's necrophilia

Leave it to the dude with the black man as his icon to make good fried chicken

christians go to the cube dimension,

GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OUT OF MY FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!

Finally! Some news that don't make me want to staple my balls to the desk!

Mpox anything like being Mpreg?

Is CPR supposed to leave your asshole sore?

We're in Mass Debates. I'm mass debating

NUDIST RANCH IS UNDER SEIGE

Why even HAVE a gorilla statue except to challenge people to steal it?

Is this post autobiographical or do you actually watch furries goon to drawings?

So Penis Drager, do you like to post articles that involve penises?

Tammie, tell us what happened to that poor naked dog!

Single-issue egg nog poster. The demographic that every political party is trying to coax in.

You gotta have a discard bin and a Goodwill bin, and corpses definitely go in the discards.

Moon Man is breaking my heart because I was actually beginning to like him

Is he a literal elderly homosexual negro?

Whacking it to Hatsune Miku is fine.

You are thin and gay and I would not have sex with you.

And you've now attracted the actual scitzos who don't actually read the article and details who will now go around spouting how Doritos are gonna make your cock invisible.

Salt autism, thats a new one

"Lolita lore" was not a term I was expecting to read today, let alone "mesugaki".

This makes me think you are some guro freak who furiously masturbates when blowing someone's head off in slow motion in Fallout: New Vegas.

Everyone outside of kiwi farms forgot he was a gay pornstar because he became skinny

I liked this thread before we started talking about baby dicks.

>open up the conspiracy thread
>page after page, its jews
I don’t know what else I expected.

Your username is “analrapist” bro

xir, this is Internet & Technology.

Your mom is a psyop.

Cosmetic surgery doesn't fix schizophrenia, what are you doing?

You don't really need drugs to pop a boner in battle

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Video games were ruined by the same people who ruined everything else: women and the Jews.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Your comment wasn't as funny as it sounded in your head.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So she died in the process of murdering her twins. Which she got knocked up with because she was out fucking randos while her six year old son sat waiting for her at home.

Bye.