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💥 TrainwreckAnisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches
Is this fridge-backed bitch editing her waist to be smaller? LMFAO. not to mention with how much weight she's gained recently on SSRIs. I am in awe she thinks this wouldn't be noticeable.
I'd never thought I say this, but anisa would look way better if she was very toned & semi-muscular. She has the cuboid soviet era fridge body for it. She's way too lazy for that of course.
Sauron Disguised as Annatar Rizzed up Miradin in Celebrimor’s Forge - SRMC #49
This was a wild one. They sound stoned, sedated but still mad. Anisa is definitely using body filters.
Topics include: Creator Clash 3, a ton of literal shitting, Anisa head health expert, arguing with Dane, abortion, Elon bad, Trump bad
Boring iPhone v Android, dane still has an android
Ian thinks him farting on the plane is funny. Anisa gets mad about him farting next to her
They went to LA for creator clash meetings, Ian hung out with Alex Earnst and anisa hung out with Kailey
They’re starting to reach out to creators, they’ve picked a date
Anisa says they’re honing in on creators they want to start courting but she’s scared they’ll say no
Anisa is paranoid over it
They had a five hour draft session of 96 creators they’re narrowing down
Ian says it’s hard, there’s a lot of personalities, different levels of recognizable and not (they sound as if they have zero confidence in this)
Anisa asks: who would get in the ring first, Dane or Ethan Klein?
Dane answer “Ethan, 100%” anisa seems shocked
Dane actually says Ethan is using his family life as a pretty big excuse not to box and they could break that down because it’s only less than a year of your life (Yes, Dane. I’m sure multimillionaire Klein wants to further have his name attached to a sinking ship that he called stupid before anyone knew it failed. Also, his wife just had a baby in April. Rate me MATI on this one and of all people, over Ethan Klein)
Anisa says this event should be seen to creators as one of the biggest memories of their lives. Like a second wedding or a third child
Anisa says creator clash was like their wedding
They both mull over how hard CC1 was and it was uncharted water
Ian admits it’s almost a year of your life and it could be one of the most productive years of your life, putting your skills to the test. These are their selling points to creators for why they should do it (Ian slows down a bit as he talks about how much work creator clash is probably realizing they kicked a guy for doing all that stuff for a year, demanded the training money back, threatened to sue him, then got drug and humiliated)
Changes topic immediately to Ian writing anisa’s quotes down
NEW DISEASE UNLOCKED: Anisa has sports induced asthma!
Anisa’s dad was the best at motivational speeches in the locker room
Shots fired at Jordan Peterson from anisa, she calls him a cultist
Anisa says Milo Yiannopoulos used to be more of a motivational speaker before he became a grifter
Ian throws shade at Jordan Peterson because he refuses to be “re-educated on how to behave to keep his license”
Anisa is bewildered that’s doctors can lose their licenses, lawyers can be disbarred but cops “can’t lose their cop license”
Ian says they give cops more immunity than anyone
They find it hilarious that Jordan Peterson is selling busts of his head, they want to have a painting night with Dane where everyone paints one
The best idea that they find hilarious is painting him in trans colors
Ian has an idea for creator clash for anonymous YouTubers to reveal their identity in the ring
They want to get Dream to box (good luck)
Dane says he thought Dreams face reveal was a joke and he was trying to look Iike a meme
Anisa says “cock” referring to rubbing some spray or lotion on a penis that is used for paws
Anisa admits that her mom has called a plumber because someone in her family took a shit so big they couldn’t plunge it
Ian says “the runs don’t clog the toilet” (they talk shit so much)
Anisa asks what Ian would do if he was on a first date at a girls house and took a shit and the toilet wouldn’t flush
Ian says he would try to plunge then he would pick the shit up with his hands and put it in the sink, flush the toilet and run the sink with soap
Dane said if he didn’t care about the girl, he would just leave, if he liked the girl he would try to use a toilet brush to break the shit up if they didn’t have a plunger but if he broke someone’s toilet he would just tell them and he’s not touching shit
Ian acts embarrassed and said he thought they were doing comedy, not trying to say the reasonable thing. Dane said he was just putting out a realistic option
Dane asks if they shit with the door open, Ian says he does and he sits down peeing with the door open
Anisa says she locks the door when shitting because she’s scared someone will break in while she’s shitting
They admit anisa uses the upstairs bathroom and Ian uses the basement bathroom
Elon Musk body shaming, they put up images. Just an entire segment about how cringe Elon Musk is because he jumps and says yippee when someone asked him to.
Anisa talks about Elon Musk’s mom tweeting a photo of a homeless person and saying “it didn’t used to be like this” and said she looks like the ultimate Pixar villain, she’s obviously evil
Ian says Elon’s dad must be fat (this segment is so long I’m zoning out)
Patreon plug: anisa is talking about therapy saying she’s more sad now than she was months ago, her therapist is obviously gaslighting her by telling her she is getting better because she’s doing stuff now
Go back to dogging Elon for shitting on Taylor swift saying he’ll give her a child and protect her cats
Elon musk is a wimp and that’s why he won’t fight Zuckerberg, they say Elon’s mommy said no (for someone who hates Elon so much why do they still use Twitter? Half of their podcasts is talking about tweets)
Anisa is talking about football like she’s an expert on football equipment
Anisa said they learned through boxing research that more padding in headgear is actually more dangerous
Anisa brings up her own concussions
Anisa literally won’t stop talking about the science of head trauma
Make fun of hawk tuah girl for saying “send me your best memes” and put on a mocking southern accent
They want Dax to interview people for Creator Clash
Ian goes on to pretend he’s jerking off and sucking dicks saying he’s giving clip channels gold but if they use it they are risking be demonetized. (It’s so gay and unfunny I don’t even feel it’s necessary to clip and no one else will either)
Lord of the rings sperg (I can’t actually pay attention to this, sorry)
Anisa doesn’t think hawk tuah is funny and she wants her to go away (I think a lot of people do but for anisa it’s just jealousy)
Trump bad trolling at rallies
Dane officially endorses Kamala Harris
Anisa says it’s cool that Robert Deniro endorsed Kamala and they talk about celebrities who get political and anisa says “who is that weird guy who voices Mario?” Ian answers “Chris Pratt” and anisa said “he gets pretty political” and Dane says “does he?” Ian responds “yeah, in his weird, completely acceptable middle America kind of way. “ he and anisa put on a redneck accent and say “If you have a problem with red, white and blue, boohoo, hunting, eating meat, Christianity”
Dane said he thinks Chris Pratt is just openly Christian but anisa interjects and said he said something against veganism but he hasn’t endorsed Trump
Ian is seething over Bryce Hall being at a Trump rally and speaking for a second. Ian said those people hate him and were only cheering for him because of Trump (fun fact: Ian was supposed to fight Bryce Hall for CC2 at one time but they said he wanted too much money, it’s either in the CC2 discord leaks or Froggy Fresh tweeted about it because they kept saying everyone had the same contract but it seemed like they were trying to negotiate a price with Bryce Hall)
They think Bryce was bullied by Trump or the Trump camp to say something short and sweet because gen z is such a risk (fact check: don’t care about Bryce hall, but he was attending the rally and tweeted he wanted a selfie with Trump. They surprised him by telling him he could speak. He said he was surprised and didn’t know what to say so he kept it short and simple. That’s what really happened)
They keep going on and on with this narrative that the Trump camp gave him rules about stuff he couldn’t do and how he could only misgender someone once, twice they end up on CNN (its incredibly cringe. They are obviously so hurt over this guy)
They tell a story that can’t be true: they were sitting in Dennys, a couple that was gen x was behind them with two daughters, the dad comes in and a conversation starts about how the couple felt about the debate. Anisa puts on an accent and says the dude said “I don’t like that Kamala” and the mom asks “why not, is it because she’s a woman of color?” and the dad responds “she laughs too much” and the mom and daughters respond “dad we were all laughing because trumps so silly”
Anisa wants to know more about undecided voters
Dane thinks those voters are people who are scared of being ostracized by their social circle
Anisa thinks it’s cool to cut off family over differing political beliefs
Dane just wishes people could get along on both sides
Ian defends anisa and says it could be seen as a huge betrayal.. because abortion
Anisa states she cannot tolerate befriending people who don’t share her political beliefs. She sites a false example that if you care about throwing women under the bus to where they can’t get an abortion for a miscarriage so you can pay less taxes she won’t tolerate you
Dane says he’s willing to overlook political disagreements, anisa gets irritated and says “if you you were bleeding out and dying and you couldn’t get healthcare and there was someone voting against that interest would it be the same for you?”
Anisa says she knows people who were bleeding out in parking lots not knowing if they’d be denied healthcare (am I retarded or are women literally dying from miscarriages because they were refused healthcare somewhere? I haven’t heard of this happening. Where are the women being left to die from a miscarriage? This is a genuine question)
Dane does a word salad about how he still values people over their political opinions
Anisa is still offended and to sum it up, if you ain’t down for abortion you don’t care about her or her experience and she hates you
Anisa then arrives that we need people like Dane who won’t let politics stand in the way of relationships but she’s not that person
Dane thinks assault weapons should be banned but he has a pro 2A stance friend
Anisa says coming together is the solution after saying she won’t do it, the only other solution is violence. She says Hasan is such an advocate for rehabilitation and he was so supportive of Ian’s apology and she’s glad there are people like Hasan who are patient enough for it (total humiliation of Ian. Also found this gem when reading Hasan being “such an advocate for rehabilitation”)
This bitch should never become a parent if she thinks her faggy boxing event is any way comparable to bearing a child. It really does show how she values attention above anything else.
Anisa thinks it’s cool to cut off family over differing political beliefs
Dane just wishes people could get along on both sides
Dane says he’s willing to overlook political disagreements, anisa gets irritated and says “if you you were bleeding out and dying and you couldn’t get healthcare and there was someone voting against that interest would it be the same for you?”
This just makes me MATI. Genuinely, why does Dane put up with these two? I know he can be just as dumb at times, but when he says stuff like this he just seems like a normal and reasonable person.
For a moment I forgot about Daxflame and thought they were in the Dick Masterson orbit now for some ungodly reason. Thankfully, news girl Anisa is a travesty that will never come to be.
Once she got her entire body covered in americana tattoos she will double down and fill in the space inbetween.
Once that is done she will double down again and have her entire body tattooed a monochrome black/blue.
I think she's too scared of other body modifications.
Kudos for watching that garbage and summarizing it for everyone else. You are a stronger-willed person than I; my eyes were glazing over just reading your summary post.
If only there was a way to earn money by making people bored, these retards would become multi-millionaires.
They really should look into starting a podcast that insomniacs would watch to fall asleep.
As drowsy as I get just from reading summaries of their bullshit podcast, I can't imagine falling asleep to Anisa or Ian's voices. SSRI zombie Ian is so grating, his voice was only acceptable because his content was a lot faster back in the day.
Anisa genuinely makes my ears bleed just from watching a short clip of her. Their content do be dry as fuck though, I don't think they've ever spoken about something I was genuinely interested in hearing from them.
Anisa says coming together is the solution after saying she won’t do it, the only other solution is violence. She says Hasan is such an advocate for rehabilitation and he was so supportive of Ian’s apology and she’s glad there are people like Hasan who are patient enough for it (total humiliation of Ian. Also found this gem when reading Hasan being “such an advocate for rehabilitation”)
This isn't a thread on Uncle Dane, but he just uploaded a video and I noticed something.
The podcast he's in isn't featured on his channel homepage
Or the descriptions of his videos
The only place it's referenced is on his website as the last link under a dropdown that has no mention of it actually being a podcast.
Anisa, we know you read this thread. Don't antagonize Ian into bullying Dane to put this shit podcast in his content. You're already using him as slave labor cause we know your ass isn't paying him a dime of that $15 you've made so far.
I'm shocked he has so many views and subscribers. Now I'm even more baffled by him wasting time on their podcast. He must genuinely really like them to do them such a huge favor.
I'm shocked he has so many views and subscribers. Now I'm even more baffled by him wasting time on their podcast. He must genuinely really like them to do them such a huge favor.
I think the only thing that makes sense is Dane doesn't have any friends outside of YouTube. He made cameos in Dunkey's videos just voice chatting while playing a game, so he clearly uses YouTube connections to befriend people. In my mind what's most likely is that Dane made a connection with Ian as editor and then they became "best friends" by default, and now he's doing the podcast just to hang out with his friends.
Also someone needs to start a running count of the number of episodes where Danes barbell remains unchanged in the background.