💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Today’s Afternoon Tea:
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Deadbeat dad and faucet dick husband having them living rent-free.
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Medicare.
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Severe levels of TDS being more pronounced as usual. Forever be a FFWBT.
 
The second assassination attempt all but cemented the black and nigger votes. Run scared piggy. It's the only time swine get exercise after all.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
The second assassination attempt all but cemented the black and nigger votes. Run scared piggy. It's the only time swine get exercise after all.
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Swine Flu’s last exercise was cheating that marathon and sugarcoats his excuses that he got his ankle heavily sprained. He is also fat at the time he attended those marathons too, so he ends up close to the bottom. They are the only exercises Rick does; and the rest are him taking selfies of himself standing there in the gym whilst doing nothing.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Swine Flu’s last exercise was cheating that marathon and sugarcoats his excuses that he got his ankle heavily sprained. He is also fat at the time he attended those marathons too, so he ends up close to the bottom. They are the only exercises Rick does; and the rest are him taking selfies of himself standing there in the gym whilst doing nothing.
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I'm sure giving blowjobs in the sauna is a grueling workout for someone his size. Undertaker and Big Daddy V couldn't even pull off a 5 second match in Ecuador because he heat was so bad BDV was already gassed getting to the ring. Imagine how Patrick feels in a sauna carrying all that weight and pent up hormonal homosexual aggression.
 
You think it pisses Patrick off that Trump legitimately has people trying to stalk and kill him? And rather than cry like a faggot on the news, he still keeps trucking?

I think it does, but mostly because you really can’t call Trump weak or a coward after the first attempt. The picture that they’ve been trying to suppress just destroys the narrative of an egotistical coward using people for his own self-aggrandizement. Dude stood up after a bullet shaved off part of his ear. Shit that Tom Clancy wouldn’t dare to write and raised his fist telling his people to fight.

Has Patrick even called Trump weak since the first attempt? I’d be surprised if on some level Patrick has to acknowledge that Trump is not a coward or weak.


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a new horror game came out in the past few days, the last entry in the Fears to Fathom series. while taking a piss, the player is prompted to do something very particular that immediately made me think of our tough piggy.

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OtherLastTrainHome said:
a new horror game came out in the past few days, the last entry in the Fears to Fathom series. while taking a piss, the player is prompted to do something very particular that immediately made me think of our tough piggy.
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We don't "a-log" and never "tip the cow" (or tip off the cow) - but I think it is a moral imperative to insert Rickwriting into your work and art wherever it can be done safely, silently, and subtly.
 
Why does he insist on wearing clothes that don’t fit him in any way shape or form? I’m not the most fashionable person in the world but at least I know your t-shirts and jumpers shouldn’t be skin tight. Is it because he ‘hasn’t gained a single pound in 20 years child’ and squeezes into things 8 times too small for his wide load? Is he actually that fucked in the head from years of denying reality to Staklers that he has genuine body dysmorphia?
 
Homofascism said:
Why does he insist on wearing clothes that don’t fit him in any way shape or form? I’m not the most fashionable person in the world but at least I know your t-shirts and jumpers shouldn’t be skin tight. Is it because he ‘hasn’t gained a single pound in 20 years child’ and squeezes into things 8 times too small for his wide load? Is he actually that fucked in the head from years of denying reality to Staklers that he has genuine body dysmorphia?
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He's so severely mentally ill he actually believes he isn't fat. After all he still "fits" into the same clothes he wore 20 years ago.
 
Hey, so I thought I'd try class this joint up a little with some poetry. Been trying my hand at limericks:

There once was a piggy named Pat
All day on a barstool he sat
He was universally reviled
Because he called everyone child
Did I mention he was tremendously fat?

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There was once was a lady named Nikki
Whose vagina smelled terribly icky
She'd go to the hood
Pick out some guys who looked good
And tell them "bring along your friends, I'm not picky"

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Rick spends all day on twitter
Growing angry, demented and bitter
Until an Air BnB guest
Stops by for a rest
Then Rick has to go clean the shitter
 
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