random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Nasty]

Fuckfaced cockgoggler in shit stained armor!

 

[LimeRikki]

Everyone except me is a Jew and it’s all a grand conspiracy to make sure I never get back my foreskin.

 

[demicolon]

I always mix those up. I'm a rare Kiwifarms user who's not well-versed in using prejudice.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

i dont think i was clear enough. to reiterate, i would commit beastiality with this creature and regardless of the fact if it consents or not or even if it can consent at all it would not be considered rape under a court of law due to a jury consisting of 100 male representatives from all around the world testifying that yes, they too would have raped it thus absolving me of all wrongdoing in the crime as this creature was crafted by god specifically for the sake of male reproduction.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

I think if we’re going to bully trannys (and we should) then we should do it from a position of integrity