💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

"Hey guys... listen... I have GOT to talk to you about Aaron's penis."

Having gay cuck sex is automatically homosexual. But obsessing about the other dude's dick makes you an abolute faggot. Not just fag levels of queer, but gigantic homo queer levels of fucking fag.

It's impossible to be more gargantuan a fucking queer homo fag than Nick.

 

[Phillip Green]

Once again, he's insisting on his physical prowess over his exboyfriend, saying that he can beat him up in the boxing ring (we all know he'd prefer the bed)

I love it when Nick tries posturing about any capacity for violence, no matter how small.

It's like, bruh, we've all seen your shoulders. You're halfway to being a thalidomide flipper baby. It's physiologically impossible for you to punch someone with any amount of power. You got a black eye last year either from your wife or one of your school age children. Why do you say these retarded, easily mockable things?

Aaron is an effeminate skinny-fat. I'm sure he can't fight worth a damn. But he, at the very least, has the vaguely human-like physical proportions required to throw a punch.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I love it when Nick tries posturing about any capacity for violence, no matter how small.

It's like, bruh, we've all seen your shoulders. You're halfway to being a thalidomide flipper baby. It's physiologically impossible for you to punch someone with any amount of power. You got a black eye last year either from your wife or one of your school age children. Why do you say these retarded, easily mockable things?

Aaron is an effeminate skinny-fat. I'm sure he can't fight worth a damn. But he, at the very least, has the vaguely human-like physical proportions required to throw a punch.

You'd think constantly punching himself in the head like a retard would've buffed him up a bit.

 

[Captain Manning]

Cecil Says: I had to look up who the fuck he even is, so I guess my entire joke here falls apart, unless someone else can equate him with The Thing...

There's... just too much autism to go into here this late at night. Super short version is he's a Comicsgate guy that did a book called "Cash Grab" that took years to come out (in the usual CG fashion) and he's an Anna simp.

Yeah, I guess he's the closest to The Thing among those four. He's big and dumb. There you go.

Having gay cuck sex is automatically homosexual. But obsessing about the other dude's dick makes you an abolute faggot. Not just fag levels of queer, but gigantic homo queer levels of fucking fag.

It's impossible to be more gargantuan a fucking queer homo fag than Nick.

I'm glad you're in this thread AnOminous. Because whenever I think I'm too disgusted with Nick, I read your posts and realize, if anything, I just might not be disgusted enough.

 

[AnOminous]

I love it when Nick tries posturing about any capacity for violence, no matter how small.

It's hilarious because he is a weak, etiolated skelly. Anyone encountering this weak skelly faggot could beat him senseless.

Lmao Nick. What a weak loser. You could just walk up to him and punch him in the face.

 

[Melty Butter]

This deserves so much mockery and analysis. I'm not in the mood, but here's a quick try.

Rekieta, your voice has ALWAYS been whiny. Voices, like height or - I dunno - penis size, cannot generally be changed, and it's fine as long as people LIKE you. Therein lies the issue.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"I can't get ahold of Drex..."

"[h]e completely misunderstands something, and is mad about it... but he won't tell me what it is."

This is the smartest thing you can do when dealing with a drug addict that absolutely refuses to admit any fault. You cut them out of your life completely and move on. Any explanation as to why will be argued against or willfully misunderstood, so even bothering with one is just a waste of time.

Are there exceptions? Sure, they're rare, and being someone's high school pal isn't one of them.

 

[Fapcop]

Said the flu has "ravaged our house" recently

What a weird way to misspell “consequences of our own actions”.

Who’s the chick shamelessly showing off her rack?

Says that once you are a streamer, you will not be able to get a normal job due to the dedicated haters who will find you.

LMAO!

Yea that shiny law career he had going into the office twice a week to shuffle papers and look at the occasional contract? POOF! Gone! What a shame!

Says that once you are a streamer, you will not be able to get a normal job due to the dedicated haters who will find you.

LMAO!

Yea that shiny law career he had going into the office twice a week to shuffle papers and look at the occasional contract? POOF! Gone! What a shame!

The Cringetastic Four

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Coomalot: Able to contort and bend himself backwards for unearned clout
Xia: The Invisible Woman in every video call live stream, just sitting there doing nothing
Rekieta: Setting himself and his family life ablaze, "FLAME ON!"
Cecil Says: I had to look up who the fuck he even is, so I guess my entire joke here falls apart, unless someone else can equate him with The Thing...

Notice the camera placement. The two women make sure their chest is visible, and are even matching. (Coordinated outfits?)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The SECOND Karen Read trial is happening, the pre-trial motions were an absolute delight to watch with good lawyer commentary.

And Nick is over here doing THIS garbage?
Way to go Sir Balldolot.

Just keep taking Ls.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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This deserves so much mockery and analysis. I'm not in the mood, but here's a quick try.

Rekieta, your voice has ALWAYS been whiny. Voices, like height or - I dunno - penis size, cannot generally be changed, and it's fine as long as people LIKE you. Therein lies the issue.

This is pirate software levels of retarded. He's going to try and alter his voice because he hates being called a faggot.

 

[Rupin]

The Cringetastic Four

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Coomalot: Able to contort and bend himself backwards for unearned clout
Xia: The Invisible Woman in every video call live stream, just sitting there doing nothing
Rekieta: Setting himself and his family life ablaze, "FLAME ON!"
Cecil Says: I had to look up who the fuck he even is, so I guess my entire joke here falls apart, unless someone else can equate him with The Thing...

I guess you could say that. He would be the comic relief of the group.

 

[Strix454]

Cecil Says: I had to look up who the fuck he even is, so I guess my entire joke here falls apart, unless someone else can equate him with The Thing...

Cecil: Failed husband, father and business owner. Turned by forces beyond human understanding into a fat divorced alcoholic oaf. While the other members of the Fantastic Four have benefitted at times from their new powers, Cecil’s powers have caused him tremendous pain. Evoking ridicule and humiliation wherever he goes, he can never hope to live a normal life and will always be seen as a monster.....a "thing" rather than a human being.

 

[daffodils]

Nick doesn't like to brag about being a fighter, but he is also vastly experienced. The list of martial arts he's done just keeps expanding,

Sweaty grappling with Drexel and swordfighting. Lots and lots of swordfighting.

 

[Swole McPole]

This is the smartest thing you can do when dealing with a drug addict that absolutely refuses to admit any fault. You cut them out of your life completely and move on.

And let's not forget, Drexel KNEW Rekieta was a degenerate. We all remember that clip in which Drexel is talking to Legal Tardset, and he's saying 'People think I'm a scumbag because I groomed a few children. But let me tell you, I'm an angel compared to Nick. I've known him a long time and he's at least as big a scumbag as I am.'

Drexel is a man who's spent his whole life avoiding other black people because he's so terrified that he'll be infected by their niggerish behaviour. Of course he's going to cut Rekieta dead when he decides he's going to go 100% porch monkey, engaging in cocaine frenzied group sex while the kids sit hungry and filthy like the kids in the workhouse from Oliver Twist.

"Please Uncle Aaron. We want some more Spaghetti-o's!"

Drexel might be a degenerate, but he's not a fool. He's been around Rekieta and seen enough of his behaviour to know which way is up. Sometimes you just gotta cut a guy out of your life, no matter how deep and long standing your previous connection has been. Failing to do so is just a way of ruining your own life and Drexel's mama taught him better than that.

 

[Mondo Slight]

Imagine defending this freak because he hates someone you hate

Just glancing at the wall of text, I thought, "No way I'm reading all that". Made me realize that this situation has ceased entertaining me long ago. Thanks for helping me see the light and saving my precious time.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You know. this is the only thread I can think of where 200 pages can pass and I think "Oh, Thank God, I didnt miss much."

Im happy Nick still misses his boyfriend Aaron, Ive never seen anyone have such a hate boner for another person, they really should write about this in psychology textbooks.
Its also good to see he is still single-handedly financing No One Likes Onions, a show with one of the worst logos I have ever seen, only upstaged by an even worse host.
I do find it ironic that April is still lusting over Nick, seeing as he loves her ex-husband more than she ever did.

Lets hope this trashfire keeps on burning all the way to court, but to be honest, I don't think it needs our help.

 

[Sneed Force One]

And this was all on his buddy's birthday stream. For a guy that brags about being a super fun party animal he's a real downer. You really can't shut the fuck up about yourself and your gay life for one night?

Nick is out of his depth outside the abject losers of the Dabbleverse. If he can't complain about Aaron ruining his life, what else is there to talk about? His children's after-school activities? His contempt of fat people?

He doesn't want to cover trials (despite claiming so), he doesn't know pop culture, his comedy is rape jokes, his delivery is awful. I imagine a solo stream without endless Aaron "goo" stories would be violently boring, and he knows that too, that's why he is too "sad" to stream.

 

[East_Clintwood]

- Said he'll start streaming tomorrow but every time he intends to stream he gets "too into my feelings".

There was me foolishly thinking constantly talking about Aaron's dick was the gayest thing Nick could say.

- Plans a stream to cover a MN court case in which a car is considered a public place.

I'm assuming he's not covering this as an expert on the law (since he's a non-practicing, non-authorized lawyer), so I can only assume he's covering it as an expert on Minnesotan public spaces, such as his wife's vagina.

 

[AltisticRight]

As a body language expert, I have determined the following. If his mouth is moving, he is lying.

As a body language expert, I have determined the following. If there aren't cocks in his mouth, he's lying.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Gangly men shouldn’t wear tank tops. What are you trying to show? Those sticks?