📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[CyberInu]

A sad tale of asking the wrong question and asking it too late.

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Key quote:

Answer to the question in the subject line.

• It's not just you and what you have isn't a vagina.

Found a selfie.
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There are two more selfies at the link, but this is the one with the lipstick.

This guy definitely 100% saw an alt cartoon girl and came so hard he decided to "be" her. There were so many with this exact style in Tumblr art and "edgy adult cartoons" during the last 20 years.

 

[Pargon]

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WhirlwindThoughts gets so close to snatching something resembling self-awareness amidst the haboob of troonery clouding his mind.

So close—YOU HAVE A CROSSDRESSING FETISH, YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN—

And

yet

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Ok, Clawed_Beauty101 aka Cat Lynn SERIOUSLY needs the farms attention. All her videos are her encouraging minors to become troons, furries, therians, etc. All inherently sexual stuff. Its really creepy, if she was a man and not a cute scene girl she would have a thread already.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/sT7nELImhjc

POV: You're a lost kid in a park being distracted by Chester the Molester's baitgirl/henchwoman right before he snatches you.

This guy definitely 100% saw an alt cartoon girl and came so hard he decided to "be" her. There were so many with this exact style in Tumblr art and "edgy adult cartoons" during the last 20 years.

Gwen from Total Drama mixed with Chloe from Life is Strange.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Yet another side effect of estrogen.

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Spoiler: Whole thing. Long.

So I’ve been on estrogen for just a bit over a month now and it’s great! I’ve been having things change faster than I expected and it’s really nice to finally be getting somewhere with my transition after so long. However, I’ve had a few annoying side effects.

For context, when I was younger I had very severe social anxiety (stopped by a psych ward for a little bit when I was about 15) and that, as well as some other mental health issues and generally being an egg, led to me pushing away pretty much all my childhood friends and shutting myself of from society. I now don’t have anywhere near that level of anxiety but missing pretty much my entire teenage life led to me now not really having any people in my life. I talk to like four people online from time to time and live with my family but other than that I basically only interact with doctors or job coaches (I’m 20 now).

So basically about three or four weeks into HRT I started to suddenly be extremely desperate for just people in general in a way I hadn’t been since I was like 14. I felt pretty just bad and lonely for a little while and then it kind of shifted more specifically to wanting physical touch and intimacy and all that jazz.

I have been a very kinky person and stuff pretty much forever so at first I didn’t even really notice anything cause I just slowly started thinking more and more of sex and making out and stuff like that. I only really noticed that something was up after I did a bit of a dumb thing.

I posted a thing on another subreddit looking for a dom. I barely interact with people and I have a lot of stuff to figure out so I know objectively I should not go looking for that type of intense relationship right off the bat now but at the time I was a bit crazy with loneliness and just this need to have someone like keep me together so I didn’t have to and so I did that.

A guy messaged me from that and we talked for pretty much an entire day and he seemed like an absolute dream and just everything I wanted and then I realised I hadn’t said anything about being trans in that post. As soon as I told him, he fully disappeared. Just completely ghosted me.

And so that’s when I suddenly discovered that the hormones were definitely affecting my emotional state because I became a mess. I started full sobbing (tears streaming down my face, the whole thing) for the first time in like a decade (we don’t gotta get into all that) and just felt truly heartbroken for pretty much the first time in my entire life. I have had a relationship before but it ended amicably and we just decided we didn’t want to date anymore so I wasn’t heartbroken then.

I pretty much immediately just went and bothered my poor friend with this dumb nonsense and thankfully he listened and let me say all my crybaby nonsense about things being unfair and that I wanted someone to just take care of me and stuff without judging. He helped me calm down and move on and only lightly poked fun at me for overreacting so much (which was deserved, I talked to some man for a day and was sobbing over him as if it was the end of a years long relationship).

So yeah that’s when I noticed I was being absurdly needy and emotional and now it’s been like a week straight of my brain pretty much constantly just thinking about sex or cuddling or making out or just domestic stuff in general. I also realised in afterthought I’d kinda been hard flirting with my friend just on accident cause I was thinking of all this stuff so much so that was a bit embarrassing.

But other than my brain having decided to go full submissive housewife for the time being and directing that energy at whoever is available, the estrogens been all good.

(The nsfw tag is just cause idk maybe there are kids here and I mention sex and kink slightly so why not)

Summary that leaves out a lot of amusing details: Was into rough stuff and estrogen killed that.
Plenty of discussion in comments.

 

[DSHK]

POV: You're a lost kid in a park being distracted by Chester the Molester's baitgirl/henchwoman right before he snatches you.

Gwen from Total Drama mixed with Chloe from Life is Strange.

Im swamped with homework, Ill archive some of her most egregious videos this weekend. She did infact leave her husband and christianity for this degenerate lifestyle.

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

A troon has finally done it. He's infiltrated the last bastion, the final frontier: The troon Valhalla that is the girl's sleepover.

Im betting 5 bucks they invited him cause they think hes gay, for some reason women like to have a gay friend around them and invite him to sleepovers and such.

 

[stupid frog]

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Basically none of these are believable.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Hospitalized at 15ish, now 20. Covid Troon?

“I was lonely (for like a week) so I went online to find a man to bully me at best and rape and kill me at worst.” Okay bro yes v girly

His parents could save time and money by just taking his phone and internet away.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

So yeah that’s when I noticed I was being absurdly needy and emotional and now it’s been like a week straight of my brain pretty much constantly just thinking about sex or cuddling or making out or just domestic stuff in general.

Needy and emotional... cuddling... domestic stuff... I'm locking in "fake HSTS about to invoke an absurdly reductive stereotype of women".

But other than my brain having decided to go full submissive housewife

and there we have it -- the classic r/MtF Submissive Housewife gambit. Well played.

Basically none of these are believable.

"What? I'm CONFIDENT in my MASCULINITY."

- guy who just bent over revealing pink lingerie beneath his skinny jeans

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

for…this.

"Have you ever considered feminization amputation of your arms and shoulders"

 

[Kebab Expert]

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Many such cases.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Needy and emotional... cuddling... domestic stuff... I'm locking in "fake HSTS about to invoke an absurdly reductive stereotype of women".


and there we have it -- the classic r/MtF Submissive Housewife gambit. Well played.

These assholes cannot think about feminity in anything but fetish terms. Pornsickness is real.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

These assholes cannot think about feminity in anything but fetish terms. Pornsickness is real.

Did everything just turn purple? Am I high? Anyway, I bet his mom still does all of his chores, unfortunately. Is he fantasizing about meal-prepping? Taking care of his kid who’s home sick with norovirus while also throwing up himself? Cleaning up Legos for the millionth fucking time? Which is it, bro?

Take his phone and internet, he’ll either sink or swim now or a decade from now when you’ve finally reached your limit and manage to evict him. He can get his own place where he can dress up as a slutty maid and fold a few towels or something, idc.

 

[Chandelier]

Was looking through some old screenshots when I found these. Mouse/Tom, the Jewish pooner with a piss fetish and who managed to scare away a Pajeet in six weeks, admitted that the fujo-to-FTM pipeline is real:

> A safe place to explore sexuality
> Reads porn made by women for women, that does not center 'people with vaginas'
> Complains that porn is mostly aimed at men
> Insists she is a real man anyways
Wew, lad.
Other hot takes:


She says she was abused by a family member at 17, if and when she decides to be consistent. She has PTSD and cPTSD, as well as your typical issues associated with Jewish neuroticism.



Context: 'Boyfriends' was a comic made by a 'transmasc' artist, that involved a pooner dating an actual man. Accusations were thrown at the pooner for 'fetishizing gay men' when she was a woman pretending to be one. The controversy led to a lot of discourse accounts, like the one you see here, admitting that MLM fanfiction and BL made them figure out they were trans.

Sounds like those anti-fujos are right, but for different reasons: it's less about fetishizing gay men than you wanting to actively be one, thinking manhood and male culture acts like the way it does in your BL/yaoi comics. It does not. Guaranteed that these 'degradation kink' or 'kinky' pooners would break down crying if a gay man called her a 'fat fucking pig' to her face.

Sure. Because 'transmascs' aren't men, and you are just women desperate to be seen and treated as gay men. You might find you won't like the former.

C.M. Chattan is a 'doctor' who got her PhD in a non-STEM field. She has an account on 'Writing Forums', which reveals that she is 36 years old. Archive here.

Is it really 'internalized homophobia' when you're all women pretending to be gay men?

Trans biologist is tired of correcting those transphobes:



Also, there was this classic. "I've seen smaller cis penises than a t-dick." The average t-dick 'length' is 1-2 inches. Micropenises are considered 4 inches and below.

While this is not a tranny L, asexuals who love to say they are not interested in sex admit they love drawing the freakiest porn:

Hehe.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Also, there was this classic. "I've seen smaller cis penises than a t-dick." The average t-dick 'length' is 1-2 inches. Micropenises are considered 4 inches and below.

Every "cis" penis is longer than a 't-dick', because "cis" penises exist and t-dicks do not.

I'm not being facetious. My dick is longer than the height of every tree in Narnia, because Narnia doesn't exist.

 

[cypocryphy]

What are some ways to test the waters to see what a person thinks about troons?

"So, uhh... thoughts on TTD?"

 

[FinnSven]

"Didja hear about that prison in New Jersey, Edna McMahon Correctional Facility, yeah that's the one, they put a transwomen in there and he got two female inmates pregnant. There's also Brooke Lyn Sonia, formerly known as Brett David Sonia, who got transferred to a women's prison cause he says he's transgender. Oh, what was he in for? He raped a thirteen year old."

One thing with this approach I have noticed is that there are people who seem to think that the women did something to end up in the clink so “tough shit”.
Usually the same kind of people who think that male on male prison rape serves a correctional purpose.

While I do confess to enjoying prison rape based humor in the right context, this isn’t the right context.

Women in prison more commonly have been victims of abuse by men, so putting them in prison with men in dresses is just reinforcing to many that they deserve to be around abusive sex pests.

People make mistakes, maybe there are people who the system have it out for, but surely a civilized society should be making attempts at correcting the path for those who made mistakes.

The oft quoted “A society can be judged on how it treats its most vulnerable” is very relevant here.

I would argue that many women in prison are among the most vulnerable in society.

Granted a troon would run a risk of sexual abuse from male prisoners in a male prison, but for fucks sake, they can take their fucking dress off and “go stealth” for a few years.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Jewish pooner with a piss fetish and who managed to scare away a Pajeet in six weeks

Now that's one memorable string of words.

I know fandom has always had its nasty, creepy side even before the internet was a thing. But I miss the time when the lowest of the low was discourse on which Ranma girl was better, and not this retarded 'anti' discourse from hell and all the freaks that attach themselves to it. I just want everyone in that post to fucking touch grass.

Women in prison more commonly have been victims of abuse by men, so putting them in prison with men in dresses is just reinforcing to many that they deserve to be around abusive sex pests.

It's also telling those women that they have to put up with the sex pest for the sex pest's safety, which is more important that their own and if they think otherwise, they're TERFs/bigots/transphobes etc.

Fuck all the handmaidens who have given predators access to vulnerable women and girls in order to get headpats from men in skirts for being 'good allies'.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Just couldn't shut up about it, so ...

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Spoiler: Whole thing.

I knew this guy for 5 years and we were dating for 7 months, but he broke up with me over text and blocked me, as well as getting a restraining order, because I brought up trans politics too much and he thought I wanted to hurt conservatives and would even hurt him (I never said I wanted anybody hurt).

Our last text convo was me saying not to reply if he was going to keep defending conservative voters (his point was that were are all the same because we are not billionaires or even politicians, so I shouldn’t blame Trump voters for anything regarding the country; an ok point). I apologized for being angry, but the next day I got a text saying to not contact him ever again.

He always said I brought up politics too much and that he didn’t want to talk politics, but I was convinced that that was a red flag so I kept pushing and this was the result. I’ll never hear his laugh again or feel his touch. In his last text he said that he loves me, so he wouldn’t want me to be sad I feel. It still hurts and I had to vent here.

I lost him by being insensitive and playing games with the relationship over a dumb political argument.

Key quote (right at the end) shows he gets it.

I lost him by being insensitive and playing games with the relationship over a dumb political argument.

Over a hundred replies.
Here's the one with the most Reddit karma:

Anyone who has shitty politics and doesn't want to discuss it is pretty insecure about their shitty politics. I think you had a lucky escape.

It might not feel like it now, but future you says thank you.

That is also the consensus.
Reddit says OP did nothing wrong.

On the up side, the gay BF learned something too, one hopes.

 

[Fapcop]

What are some ways to test the waters to see what a person thinks about troons?

Politely ask what they think about Trump’s EO’s.

If they’re relatively sane, they’ll say something along the lines of: “I don’t agree with all of them, BUT”.

Anyone who’s been chugging down the koolaid will immediately start screeching about tranny Holocaust. And not in the cool way like us.