💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

This is something that a bandwagon fan would gargle out

I think it's something even simpler than that. For Jack, this is pitiful, desperate identity politics, and the Raiders are the 'bad boys' of the NFL and the Cowboys are "America's team." Jack loves to imagine he's a bad boy from his DJ days, he's totally a rebel country outlaw now, and also he loves 'MURCA so he's gotta love DA COWBOYS YEEEEHAW. It's like a small child wanting to be a superhero, nothing more complicated.

 

[Adamska]

I think it's something even simpler than that. For Jack, this is pitiful, desperate identity politics, and the Raiders are the 'bad boys' of the NFL and the Cowboys are "America's team." Jack loves to imagine he's a bad boy from his DJ days, he's totally a rebel country outlaw now, and also he loves 'MURCA so he's gotta love DA COWBOYS YEEEEHAW. It's like a small child wanting to be a superhero, nothing more complicated.

I'd not be surprised at all that Jack does at least base some of his horrid sportsball takes based on the people he thinks are cool telling him what to think. He does do that with specific players for example, but I genuinely believe he's still a bandwagoner who bases his team affiliations based on past victories.

His favorites tend to change based on a mixture of successes and on the statements made by football players in his circle of losers in general. Also note that his cowboys love is very likely due to their 1970s and 1990s performances in general, and Jack is such a narc he can't stand losing by proxy.

 

[toiletpump]

IM JUST HAPPY HES STILL ALIVE HE ISNT LOOKING TOO GOOD

wouldnt it be funny if he's slowling losing it and cooking even worse food if possible

 

[Trombonista]

slowling

Are you drunk? The word you're looking for is "slowly." "Slowling" isn't a word... yet.

 

[AnOminous]

Are you drunk? The word you're looking for is "slowly." "Slowling" isn't a word... yet.

So far as I know, this person has yet to post anything that isn't deranged and retarded.

 

[Puggers]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

 

[p1138]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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Of course this faggot would be a pre-worn out looking hat, and then somehow still manages to not put it on correctly looking like one of those gang members who survive being shot in the head and end up with a big dent in their skull.

 

[Shartavius]

I can't be the only one to assume that Jack's skull has the texture of room temperature butter; and one could easily push their fingers through it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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“Sporting my new hat” is as close as Jack will ever get to exercise.

 

[Shartavius]

He probably clenches his toes when defecating (just before his tail starts spinning).

 

[AltisticRight]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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So he can't count to 6, or what?
What a shitty looking hat.

Also, look at that mosaic decoration behind his induction top. VILE.
Just a tip, you want the surrounds of your cooking area to be smooth, use granite or engineered stone or something. It's easy to clean. Grease is going to build up in between those tiles and it'll eventually become putrid. Knowing how lazy scaltfatty is, I would guess it's already a fire hazard.

I mean, it doesn't even look good. What is that taste? Scalfatty has no taste.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So he can't count to 6, or what?
What a shitty looking hat.

I mean it is a Trump hat because Trump is the 45th and 47th President

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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And 45 to 47 percent is about how human the Constitution would've considered him. Ironic.

 

[Super Hans v2]

And 45 to 47 percent is about how human the Constitution would've considered him. Ironic.

Come on now. Jack's people are, as determined and Constitutionally certified by the Founding Father's, three fifths a person.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Come on now. Jack's people are, as determined and Constitutionally certified by the Founding Father's, three fifths a person.

Oh, I know, I just sold out the math for the dumb joke. (Not only Italian but Southern Italian guy [who looks every single bit of it, and then some] simps for... well, everything he simps for.)

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Will the real bossmanJACK please stand up scootypuff up

Bossman vs Hossman
When it's all over only one Jack will be left standing (well they'll start with only one Jack standing but you get the point).

 

[Remember to dilate]

Le blob

 

[biggacracka]

Le blob

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It's like if butterball from hellraiser and bob the minion fucked and produced... this... as their lovechild

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Getting scammed runs on both sides of the family I guess.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Getting scammed runs on both sides of the family I guess.

GET YOU RETUNE