Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Bill Evans 45]

It appears Greer has forgotten that he started this. He seems to think he's the defendant...

 

[mindlessobserver]

Null is so lucky to have access to an autistic paralegal department that works for the laughs.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Russ should have just written "lolcow llc and joshua moon statutorily infringed russell greer's copyrights and owes him 5 million dollars" in the disclosure list. Since Harden agreed to the filing itself (and despite specifically indicating he was reserving all rights), that means the case would be over and russ would finally be able to afford to become the glamorous producer\musician\swift-banger he's always wanted to be!

Checkmate, legal system!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Outcome: dismissed for standing Plaintiff had also filed motions for protective orders against Kiwi Farms users, but because they are cowards hiding behind fake names, he could never serve them.

 

[obsdj]

Russ should have just written "lolcow llc and joshua moon statutorily infringed russell greer's copyrights and owes him 5 million dollars" in the disclosure list.

Most of what he did list would be inadmissible anyway, right? Like, unless the "Kiwi Farms mantra" is "Always Be Infringing," it wouldn't be relevant. An unsworn audio recording of some chick saying she "forgives" him would be hearsay at best, I would think, and also irrelevant. News articles about KF related to things-that-are-not-copyright-infringement, irrelevant. Emails from alleged KF users, with no way to prove their provenance, and therefore irrelevant. And the cherry on top, which I still can't even believe he typed out: The absence of evidence of KF "targeting" some other random retard.

Case-breaking stuff, to be sure.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

I love how this greasy little moron says shit like "looking into..." when talking about Hardin's Pro Hac Vice admission. I think he believes that Hardin will be scared away by that. If the fuckwit was going to do it, he'd just do it. He's gotta know that it's a non-starter.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The absence of evidence of KF "targeting" some other random retard.

We should send Russ a fruit basket. The new Swift suing retard he has introduced us to looks fascinating.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He did. Isn't that the Walters case? But he didn't include the Sybil Stallone case.

Regarding the Gilman case, please find attached the case summary. I will endeavor to get the documents as fast as I can

He filed a Motion To Undo The Thing That Already Happened:

 

[CEO of Gay]

He filed a Motion To Undo The Thing That Already Happened:
View attachment 6858621

This...feels like the same pattern I saw when I mentioned his behavior in the AGT suit.

Am...am I noooticing? Have I become a noooticer?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We should send Russ a fruit basket. The new Swift suing retard he has introduced us to looks fascinating.

The basket should be nothing but Kiwis.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

We should send Russ a fruit basket. The new Swift suing retard he has introduced us to looks fascinating.

A cow really graduates into cowdom not when they get noooooticed, not when they spawn lolsuit threads, but when they start spawning other cows. Maybe Russ is stepping up his game.

 

[Emanems]

Isn't a victim technically still a victim regardless of whether they forgive or not?

Anyway

I'm

7

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Isn't a victim technically still a victim regardless of whether they forgive or not?

Christ is called the Paschal Victim but like, his whole thing is forgiveness.

Checkmate, Greerists.

 

[jerkstore]

We should send Russ a fruit basket. The new Swift suing retard he has introduced us to looks fascinating.

we could just re-send him the bag of dirt, which in his swift book he insisted was sent to him by taylor swift and/or taylor swift fans, and only decided by this particular lawsuit was sent to him by kiwifarms.

these updates are fucking GIVING ME LIFE. come on, judge bennett. straighten that ridiculous bowtie of yours and call this fucking case for what it is.

 

[Pee Cola]

Isn't a victim technically still a victim regardless of whether they forgive or not?

Of course they are. If a convicted rapist apologises to his victim and she forgives him, it doesn't mean he's no longer a convicted rapist.

Russhole's claim that he's no longer a convicted stalker because his stalking victim forgave him is one of the most retarded arguments he's ever made. I'd go as far as to say he's exceeded Acerthorn levels of retardation.



Sent from my iPhone

 

[Steve Martin Short]

Russhole's claim that he's no longer a convicted stalker because his stalking victim forgave him is one of the most retarded arguments he's ever made.

You mean it doesn't work like a presidential pardon?

I think I have some paperwork that needs shredding.

 

[The Dude]

I don't get the "This guy sued T-Swizzle 25 times, yet he doesn't have a thread on the Kiwi Farms (a website)!" argument. What is Dildo Saggins' line of reasoning here? That the other guy is more worthy of having a thread than Russ is? Because nobody on this site gives a shit about Taylor Swift. His retarded little lolsuit is merely what got eyes on him in the first place. It's all of his other insane, abnormal behavior and demented worldview that made him the prolific lolcow he's found himself as today. It's the narcissism, ego, sense of entitlement, unwarranted sense of self-importance, the laughably terrible songs and movie scripts, the vexatious lolsuits and bizarre legal theory, the hooker obsession coupled with heinous misogyny, and the "nice guy" behavior that has kept eyes on him all this time. And that is just a SHORT list.

 

[obsdj]

I don't get the "This guy sued T-Swizzle 25 times, yet he doesn't have a thread on the Kiwi Farms (a website)!" argument. What is Dildo Saggins' line of reasoning here?

"Kiwi Farms is not JUST bad. They are SELECTIVELY bad. That makes them hypocrites and therefore illegal. RUSSELL GOOD, KIWI FARMS BAAAAAAAAAD."

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

So after "showing cause" that he shouldn't be sanctioned for wasting everybody's time with fictitious witnesses because he doesn't have any witnesses now, so why are we still talking about it?" he's back to taking swipes at Hardin and knowingly filling the bare minimum abject nonsense because he's just so fricking busy!

I'm sure the judge will be extremely pleased with this strat. Keep going.

 

[Null]

Mr. President, a court filing has hit the docket