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[BirdUp]

Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS.

 

[DickMain]

(Gene) Pool's closed

 

[Tablet County]

ChrisChan Is Da Beest is the type of neighbor to slam his car door not realizing this is Respectable Street.

well, her chloroform autism gets deeper

 

[DickMain]

Bonus points for checking my post history like you expect to find out I'm also Jared Fogle on the side.

Oh and also? You’re blocked now too.

 

[Procrastinhater]

"If you want an image of the future, child, imagine a fat man arguing with his own toilet on Twitter. Forever."

 

[Temmie]

I settle with the feral tag on porn sites

 

[Dr. Butt]

The "Fuhrer" remark was a joke. No offense but are you autistic?

"Kiwi Farms."

That is the faggotiest shit I've ever watched.

 

[Big Nasty]

I worry about what type of person you're hanging around with. They all look like the type that would be bathing in piss to me.

he presented a cartoon about homosexuality in which a straight ice-cream is raped gay by other ice-creams.

real horrors like the stink ditch fart throne or fat niggas jerking it to ape rape.

 

[Pedophobe]

I just can’t believe the level of felt. It’s surpassed sneed.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sorry, are you talking to me, scat fetishist?

 

[Oliver Onions]

0 tits, waist or ass. Just what the fuck is going on there

 

[Gentlebastard]

Do you want demons?
This is how we get demons.

I didn't think it was possible to laugh that hard at fucking coroner's reports, but you proved me wrong.

It's a bit of a radical idea, but *maybe* these retards would have much happier lives if they concentrated on living rather than hunting for hurts...

I bet if he started doing drugs he’d be more consistent and coherent, he is so retarded.

“We are sick of all the hate and negative stereotypes!”

*proceeds to reinforce stereotypes*

Genocide might be fun, but tainting an entire legacy is even juicier.

Do they think they're in a Disney film? The second the gay hollering started all I could hear in my head was 'Savages' from Pocahontas.

A retard redditor and his money are easily parted.

I was very disappointed that his dick didn’t fall off.

Twitter is gonna twitter, but holy shit.

Now I understand why Hitler turned out the way he did, you art niggas are something else.

I've reached the point where every vegan post I see on the internet conjures the mental image of Onision. It's scarily accurate.

"I am not gouda, stalker child. These are your fondue-lusions again. Enjoy prison."

 

[CaddestSlown]

I am unbanned fro being a faggot.-I am always a faggot.

 

[Tablet County]

Like do you guys remember that time he was accused of hitting Lisa (but he did not hit her, he did NOT)?

He was pretty angry, but he managing to snap out of it after seeing Mark.

"Hey guys, let's get away from all the drama and abuse for a second and talk about something else."

"Shut the fuck up."

Today I will be explaining why my father's polyamory is not permissible... but required

Wanting to inseminate underage children is part of your culture because you're old?

As a mourning ghost from a monarch who was killed in cold blood by a bunch of smelly vagabounds calling themselves revolutionaries. I'm revealing myself as one of those ghost who torments Rekieta for being a drug addicted twat.

I imagine Null's valuable server space is taken up by age of consent arguments.

Personally, I think it's morally suspect to want to fuck children.

 

[Tablet County]

forum favorite fetid fat faggot Jim "Stephanie" Sterling

NO CHILD I WILL NOT ACCEPT A CLEARLY FAKE PRANK ORDER FROM SOMEONE SUPPOSEDLY NAMED "fart jew".

If you can't inject viscous liquid into your arm from some guy on the internet what CAN you inject?

He also has negative physicality and no firearms.

SUCK BRAT, CHICAGO.

Deciphering soyspeak?, yeah sure.

What are the chinese smoking making RWBY weapons real?

I like to walk around naked. Not because I'm an exhibitionist but because it makes it easier to put my balls on peoples stuff.

No religion mentioned. Must be Buddhists.

Is Christorian X still alive? I thought he would´ve died of mega niggerAIDS from his homosexual relationship with Squire of Gothos...

 

[Gog & Magog]

Honestly, I didn't expect the only case of accidental suicide via alcohol enema linked to on Wikipedia to involve a troon. But it doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

It's really not all that technical to draw hyper realistic art, it's just tedious as fuck. It's not like they draw the subject from memory, it would be impossible to that unless you are a savant.

If you want to dismiss the Miku drawing as autistic that's fine, but creating a memorable character design that people give a shit about is really hard and most artists never accomplish making a design like that their entire lives. My opinion of fanart is similar to my opinion of realism, most of the hard work was done for the fanart (the design). If you don't even have an interesting composition it's worthless.

Now I understand why Hitler turned out the way he did, you art niggas are something else.

God Bear has chosen Trump after CWC failed him

 

[Tablet County]

This is my blog and you are an asylum.

It's always a pity party with me.

I want to have children, but given that autism is hereditary I'm not so sure.

He's never bought or worn underwear and has herpes. He brags about this.
What a badge of honor.

Recently came across one of those old propaganda cartoons where Daffy Duck is fucking with some Nazi birds before whacking Hitler in the head with a hammer, and brother, it just hits different.

Apologies for monopolizing the thread. There are too many good ones this fine sabbath day.

 

[Adash]

we could handle the poo plate but none of us were ready for the shitwich

 

[Cnidarian]

With Trump being elected, I was afraid I wouldn't have the synthetic hormone supplies necessary to stop me from reassessing being a forum moderator.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That being said, he is disgrace to any nationality he might claim. Shame on his coke addicted nose.